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06-25-2004, 01:17 PM
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#2356
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Attention RT
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
That there are no salacious tidbits from RT.
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"Tying up the loose ends" caused me to renew my request to Leagl to send her copy of Bound. |
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06-25-2004, 01:33 PM
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#2357
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
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Attention RT
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
That there are no salacious tidbits from RT.
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Fine, fine, fine. For those who want to buy sex toys for me, I've been favoring my chrome vibrator in the last few months. I don't know if the temperature is a factor or just the, er, heft, but it's doing me right. The others are still in rotation, especially when batteries run low, but I think the chrome is beating out all the rest.
What sex toys would you put on the registry if someone else were buying?
R(market research)T
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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06-25-2004, 01:43 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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Attention RT
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Fine, fine, fine. For those who want to buy sex toys for me, I've been favoring my chrome vibrator in the last few months. I don't know if the temperature is a factor or just the, er, heft, but it's doing me right. The others are still in rotation, especially when batteries run low, but I think the chrome is beating out all the rest.
What sex toys would you put on the registry if someone else were buying?
R(market research)T
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Does it stay warm longer or something? Is it significantly larger than your other ones? |
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06-25-2004, 01:44 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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Attention RT
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I don't know if the temperature is a factor or just the, er, heft, but it's doing me right.
R(market research)T
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Sounds like a Colin Farrell fantasy to me.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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06-25-2004, 01:46 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: All American Burger
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Bar Question (the kind with beer, not exams)
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Originally posted by taxwonk
It's not really a Chicago thing. It's just that with my increasing age and deteriorating health, I tend to remember things that took place in the more distant past than, say, whether or not I unzipped my pants before I peed. It sucks getting old.
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Can't believe we haven't covered this story, but the Senate candidate from Illinois who took his actress ex-wife to sex clubs...
He's out -- and I think we're done here...
Moving on to the judge using the cockpump on the bench... |
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06-25-2004, 01:46 PM
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halfsharkalligatorhalfmod
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: The Ryugyong Hotel
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Attention RT
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
where's the salacious tidbit of the day?
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Here's one. A good (male) friend has recently started hooking up with a VERY bisexual woman. Last night, she basically promised him a roll in the hay with her and her two close female friends.
I'd say that qualifies as salacious.
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06-25-2004, 01:47 PM
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
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Attention RT
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Does it stay warm longer or something? Is it significantly larger than your other ones?
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It's actually very cool at first which adds to the experience, but then it warms up. It's about the same size as one of the others, much bigger than another, and now that I'm thinking about it, a little thicker than the rabbit. The rabbit is sort of latex plasticy, and the other two are hard plastic (one is, er, anatomically realistic, and the other is fairly smooth). There's another that I never use that also is the latexy plastic. It's not hard enough.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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06-25-2004, 01:48 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: All American Burger
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Attention RT
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Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
Here's one. A good (male) friend has recently started hooking up with a VERY bisexual woman. Last night, she basically promised him a roll in the hay with her and her two close female friends.
I'd say that qualifies as salacious.
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I'd say that qualifies as Penthouse Forum-worthy... |
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06-25-2004, 01:50 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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Dog Toy or Marital Aid Quiz
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I'm freakishly good at this. I credit the goodvibes catalogue and frequent trips to petco and george.
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I got 10 out of 14 and 9 out of 14. How did you do? |
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06-25-2004, 01:51 PM
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Registered User
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Attention RT
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Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
Here's one. A good (male) friend has recently started hooking up with a VERY bisexual woman. Last night, she basically promised him a roll in the hay with her and her two close female friends.
I'd say that qualifies as salacious.
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Objectively, yes, but to me, no. Plus there are no details.
Maybe I'm just not in the mood. |
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06-25-2004, 01:53 PM
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Appalaichan Trail
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Dog Toy or Marital Aid Quiz
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I got 10 out of 14 and 9 out of 14. How did you do?
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I got a 10 out of 14 on the first one -- but attribute my "success" to my ability to spot dog toys -- not the other toys. Alas. |
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06-25-2004, 01:56 PM
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halfsharkalligatorhalfmod
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: The Ryugyong Hotel
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Attention RT
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Originally posted by Aloha Mr. Learned Hand
I'd say that qualifies as Penthouse Forum-worthy...
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When he told me, my first thought was to John Candy in Splash: "I've been published!"
I have no details yet, sorry. Apparently the women in question invited some other guy into the fold, as it were, and he failed to perform to their expectations. Needless to say, my buddy is up to the challenge.
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06-25-2004, 01:57 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
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Why
Rapper DMX arrested
at Kennedy Airport
Authorities say he and another
man tried to steal a car.
A preliminary investigation indicated that DMX may have identified himself as a federal agent, according to Tony Ciavolella, a Port Authority spokesman.
Why, with all the money that this man has obviously made from rap and movies, why would he possibly want to steal a car?
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06-25-2004, 01:58 PM
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
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Attention RT
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Objectively, yes, but to me, no. Plus there are no details.
Maybe I'm just not in the mood.
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hmph. that's cuz you never copped to your erogenous zones. we should be rubbing in the right place if we want to get you off.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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06-25-2004, 01:59 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
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Attention RT
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Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
Apparently the women in question invited some other guy into the fold, as it were, and he failed to perform to their expectations. Needless to say, my buddy is up to the challenge.
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And you know this how?
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Ritchie Incognito is a shitbag.
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