Where the Kids Come to Mouth Off

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
Unfortunately for our one night stand plans, we actually liked each other.

This has happened to me too many times to count. I need to stop sleeping with people I actually like.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
I fucked up yo' couch!!!!

You should have protected it with a duvet cover. Or at least a previously splooge-stained down comforter. I think barely could tell you where to find one.

[Sparklehorse]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Why do you want this guy to call?

I didn't say I did. Hasn't the board been a little more interesting this afternoon?

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
[sex on a first date] too many times to count.

Say it with me people!

[SlaveNoMore]

bold_n_brazen
Why do you want this guy to call?

He left his kids at her apartment?

[Sparklehorse]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Say it with me people!

Maybe that's why she had to become a lesbian?

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Sparklehorse
Is it relevant that the guy is a self-proclaimed "progressive" Catholic going through a divorce?

One of those nixes real relationship and the other nixes fun active sex life early in the relationship.

You were screwed long before you screwed.

[dtb]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Maybe their first actual date was an edate.

TM

Yeah, well... what if it was?

I just wanted all the viewers to know that I was talking about the first date my husband and I went on together (I think I even remember the date -- I know I remember the first "date" of my other relationship, as it's my ATM code for a rarely used bank account), as opposed to each of our respective first dates (ever).

Speaking of that first date (together), he was ostensibly walking me home (we had eaten at The Saloon -- I know, how cheesy -- but that was the area where we were, and there's not much around there, or at least there wasn't at the time, but I digress), but as we get to 72nd St., he says, "Where do you live, anyway?" When I inform him that I live on 104th Street, he decides he'll just see me to a cab, as that's something of a hike.

I later realized that 72nd Street was the intersection at which he decided to pipe up about the distance to my apartment, because he (that lazy sack o' crap) lived on 72nd St. Coincidence? (Actually, I know it wasn't a coincidence, because he later confessed it was -- as I suspected -- pure and simple indolence.)

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by dtb
Yeah, well... what if it was?

I just wanted all the viewers to know that I was talking about the first date my husband and I went on together (I think I even remember the date -- I know I remember the first "date" of my other relationship, as it's my ATM code for a rarely used bank account). as opposed to each of our respective first dates (ever).

Speaking of that first date (together), he was ostensibly walking me home (we had eaten at The Saloon -- I know, how cheesy -- but that was the area where we were, and there's not much around there, or at least there wasn't at the time, but I digress), but as we get to 72nd St., he says, "Where do you live, anyway?" When I inform him that I live on 104th Street, he decides he'll just see me to a cab, as that's something of a hike.

I later realized that 72nd Street was the intersection at which he decided to pipe up about the distance to my apartment, because he (that lazy sack o' crap) lived on 72nd St. Coincidence? (Actually, I know it wasn't a coincidence, because he later confessed it was -- as I suspected -- pure and simple indolence.)

I would just like to point out that your description of the date is not inconsistent with having fucked in the bathroom at the Saloon. Or gone upstairs at the Saloon and fucked. It seems like there are frequently fucking rooms in the upstairs portions of saloons, at least in westerns.

Mmmmmm, sex.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by Sparklehorse
I forgot to mention that he has already bred twice although he apparently had a vasectomy.

He bred with a vascetomy? Wow. That beats my friend who got pregnant after a tubal ligation.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by dtb
(I think I even remember the date -- I know I remember the first "date" of my other relationship, as it's my ATM code for a rarely used bank account)

Is this code for something?

[dtb]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Is this code for something?

Uh... no? No code.




Dammit Shifty...Shhhh!

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I would just like to point out that your description of the date is not inconsistent with having fucked in the bathroom at the Saloon. Or gone upstairs at the Saloon and fucked. It seems like there are frequently fucking rooms in the upstairs portions of saloons, at least in westerns.

Mmmmmm, sex.

This reminds me...

When I was in college, I had a buddy (Let's call him "D"). He and another friend opened a new bar on campus, and held a Grand Opening celebration for their friends, before the official opening to the public.

While there, D sidled away from his girlfriend, worked his way through the bar, and whispered in my ear a proposal that we celebrate his new bar with a quick fuck in the downstairs bathroom. How could I say no?

Afterwards, while enjoying my post-coital cigarette at the bar, D's girlfriend sat down next to me, grabbed my arm and squealed "I think it is so funny how you and D joke that you two sleep together!" I said, "We just had sex downstairs in the men's bathroom." She just laughed and laughed. And so did I.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

There is one stoked debate coach at James Logan High School in Union City, California, today: He won a $500,000 MacArthur genius grant.

[LessinSF]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
His point was exactly RP's. He said in France, if someone accepts a date sex always happens. He couldn't understand why else she agreed to go on a date.

Chicks in Finland get upset if they don't get their action once they've accepted (or proposed) a date. Such proposals are often as simple a crotch grab at a club. Finland rocks!