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02-02-2005, 09:19 PM
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#2851
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Location: Flyover land
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Tasty Afternoon Treat (even for non-coffee drinkers)
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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
No honey, just on the big girls. It gets hard to breathe.
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How would you know? It's not like you've ever managed to get someone to the point their thighs lock. |
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02-02-2005, 09:20 PM
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#2852
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Location: Flyover land
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Teri Hatcher loves her Rabbit
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
There are vibrators in stores in Texas. Or so I've heard.
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She can't translate "novelty." Perhaps this keeps the vibrators in the hands of the intelligent. |
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02-02-2005, 09:20 PM
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#2853
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
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Teri Hatcher loves her Rabbit
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
There are vibrators in stores in Texas. Or so I've heard.
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I thought they were illegal?
When vibrators are outlawed, only outlaws will have vibrators.
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02-02-2005, 09:20 PM
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#2854
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Southern charmer
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: At the Great Altar of Passive Entertainment
Posts: 7,033
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Tasty Afternoon Treat (even for non-coffee drinkers)
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I absolutely do not buy this. You are going to have to return whatever money he paid you to save his furry little monkey ass.
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Look. Am I a dealmaker extraordinaire? Yes. Am I a goddamned relationship counselor? No.
Flinty, it's time to call your "client" and accelerate your chowing box on the "Andersen deal" pronto. Someone is unsatisfied with the speed of "diligence" to date.
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I'm done with nonsense here. --- H. Chinaski
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02-02-2005, 09:22 PM
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Teri Hatcher loves her Rabbit
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
She can't translate "novelty." Perhaps this keeps the vibrators in the hands of the intelligent.
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What do I know? I've never seen one.
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02-02-2005, 09:22 PM
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#2856
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Location: Flyover land
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Tasty Afternoon Treat (even for non-coffee drinkers)
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Originally posted by Gattigap
Look. Am I a dealmaker extraordinaire? Yes. Am I a goddamned relationship counselor? No.
Flinty, it's time to call your "client" and accelerate your chowing box on the "Andersen deal" pronto. Someone is unsatisfied with the speed of "diligence" to date.
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It's nice that this is all under the header "Tasty Afternoon Treat" or "TAT."
The truly extraordinaire dealmakers know that it's all about relationship counseling.
ETA it's not about the speed. |
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02-02-2005, 09:22 PM
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#2857
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No Hank For You!
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: delaware
Posts: 46
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For the love of God
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Survery: what does your law firm stock in your kitchen?
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I had no idea, as I never check the fridges at work, but your post made me hungry, seeing as its well past dinner hour and I am still here. Toiling for the man.
So, anyways, I found a box of frozen vegetable burritos and nuked a couple up. There was also some tastee looking fresh orange juice from the health food co-op.
Normally I like burritos, especially buffalo meat burritos. Really tasty!
Anyways, I was really looking forward to munching out on these babies but in the end I have to say, frozen veggie burritos are nothing to write mom about.
I assumed that these things would taste similar to a meaty burrito but made an ASS out of U and me.
I hope I don’t yark.
Cheese grits. |
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02-02-2005, 09:22 PM
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#2858
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: i put on my robe and wizard hat
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Tasty Afternoon Treat (even for non-coffee drinkers)
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
How would you know? It's not like you've ever managed to get someone to the point their thighs lock.
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I'm so busted. I've never actually even seen a vagina. I'm kinda scared of them.
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I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet.
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02-02-2005, 09:22 PM
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#2859
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
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Teri Hatcher loves her Rabbit
Attention secret admirers: Valentine's day is coming up... A silent waterproof vibrator. *sigh* Hell, you don't even have to give me the gold one.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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02-02-2005, 09:23 PM
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#2860
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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Tasty Afternoon Treat (even for non-coffee drinkers)
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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
I'm so busted. I've never actually even seen a vagina. I'm kinda scared of them.
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Well, don't worry, they can't get through that hole in the sheet so you are safe. |
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02-02-2005, 09:29 PM
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#2861
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Southern charmer
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: At the Great Altar of Passive Entertainment
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Tasty Afternoon Treat (even for non-coffee drinkers)
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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
I'm so busted. I've never actually even seen a vagina. I'm kinda scared of them.
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God dammit, son! With admissions like that, I'm never gonna get you parts better than "Frightened cellmate #1."
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I'm done with nonsense here. --- H. Chinaski
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02-02-2005, 09:31 PM
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#2862
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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Tasty Afternoon Treat (even for non-coffee drinkers)
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Originally posted by Gattigap
Goddammit, son! With admissions like that, I'm never gonna get you parts better than "Frightened cellmate #1."
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I think "Bendy cellmeat #3" might be better. It involves moaning, if not speaking. |
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02-02-2005, 09:36 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
Posts: 8,092
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South Dakota is funny
Racehorses Gentlemen’s Club survives amid the cornfields of McCook County and fends off a two-year barrage of challenges from politicians and outraged members of "Citizens Against Nude Juicebars and Pornography."
“I’ve been to court with them four times, and I beat them every time,” Rieger says.
When the county denied Rieger a liquor license for a bar, he opened a strip club with a juice bar in 2003. When it served a stop order saying a commercial business could not operate in an area zoned for agriculture, Rieger went to court and won.
And when 74 percent of the county’s voters passed an anti-nudity ordinance in June, Rieger found a loophole that exempted movie theaters. After a two-week hiatus, the club re-emerged as Racehorses Gentlemen’s Club and Adult Movie Theatre and has been operating ever since.
In the meantime, customers continue paying a $10 cover — actually called an all-day movie ticket — to watch strippers dance. Patrons can sit next to the stage or get a "private dance" in a small room off to the side. They can also grab a stool at the juice bar and order a $3 soft drink or a $4 juice or power drink.
The 15-member Citizens Against Nude Juicebars and Pornography has organized protests outside the club and filmed patrons in the parking lot to discourage them from entering. Salem hair salon owner Maxine Pulse, the group’s co-founder, says she saw men drinking and urinating in the parking lot and dancers coming to the door nude.
If you don't want to see it, stay the hell out of the parking lot.
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02-02-2005, 09:37 PM
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#2864
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: i put on my robe and wizard hat
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Tasty Afternoon Treat (even for non-coffee drinkers)
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I think "Bendy cellmeat #3" might be better. It involves moaning, if not speaking.
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I'm afraid of penii too. Actually, more afraid.
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02-02-2005, 09:39 PM
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#2865
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No Hank For You!
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: delaware
Posts: 46
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Tasty Afternoon Treat (even for non-coffee drinkers)
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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
I'm so busted. I've never actually even seen a vagina. I'm kinda scared of them.
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Have you and lover ever shared the "Joy of Sex"? It's a great user friendly guide to the vagina and beyond.
On the subject of sex, does anyone else find it odd that, while discussing a beard that one of the partners is growing, that one of the paralegals here remarked that the World's longest pubic hair is something like 2 and half feet long?
who records stuff like that? is in it Guinesses Record Book?
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