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05-17-2005, 05:53 PM
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#1411
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Star Wars
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I don't think I've ever given the impression that I would ever do something cheesy. Stupid? Of course. Immature? Absolutely.
I'm too lazy for cheesy.
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What woulod be an uncheezy proposal? |
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05-17-2005, 05:54 PM
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#1412
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pop goes the chupacabra
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Fetus Spears Blog
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
You're not that smart, are you? That looks about right. She's a fat 4 mos. pregnant.
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Translation: I'm a fat 4 mos. pregnant. |
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05-17-2005, 05:55 PM
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#1413
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
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Fetus Spears Blog
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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Translation: I'm a fat 4 mos. pregnant.
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Translation: I don't understand women. |
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05-17-2005, 05:56 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
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Star Wars
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
What woulod be an uncheezy proposal?
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I'm sure everyone mainly agrees that I'm mostly correct when I say that it's almost entirely true that the only answer you are going to accept is one with the words "will," "marry," "you," "paigow," and "me" in it.
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05-17-2005, 05:56 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
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Hold me!
Thanks! I laughed so hard I cried. But I had to scroll down to the first cover to find it funny. "So, the cover tells me this is about a ménage a trois in a spaceship designed by aliens with Earth auto fetishes, in which the lightning propelled buttocks of one man thrust him with such vigor into the woman she kicks a hole in the ceiling, causing an air leak into space that they must figure out how to stop before they die."
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I'm using lipstick again.
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05-17-2005, 05:58 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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Hold me!
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Thanks! I laughed so hard I cried. But I had to scroll down to the first cover to find it funny. "So, the cover tells me this is about a ménage a trois in a spaceship designed by aliens with Earth auto fetishes, in which the lightning propelled buttocks of one man thrust him with such vigor into the woman she kicks a hole in the ceiling, causing an air leak into space that they must figure out how to stop before they die."
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It makes me smile knowing that old Kilgore Trout is still writing.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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05-17-2005, 05:59 PM
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Star Wars
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I'm sure everyone mainly agrees that I'm mostly correct when I say that it's almost entirely true that the only answer you are going to accept is one with the words "will," "marry," "you," "paigow," and "me" in it.
TM
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Translation: I put my ex-wife's ring in a baked alaska.
WRong. I know a coupe who got engaged atop a mountain inthe rockies, which, while it may sound cheezy, actually is not. |
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05-17-2005, 06:02 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
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Star Wars
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Translation: I put my ex-wife's ring in a baked alaska.
WRong. I know a coupe who got engaged atop a mountain inthe rockies, which, while it may sound cheezy, actually is not.
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Really? Because it sounds cheezy. Even if you're Kevin Costner.
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05-17-2005, 06:02 PM
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Registered User
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Fetus Spears Blog
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Translation: I don't understand women.
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Put down the Ben & Jerry's, tubbo.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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05-17-2005, 06:03 PM
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Star Wars
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Really? Because it sounds cheezy. Even if you're Kevin Costner.
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Kevin Costner is cheese. You must mean "Even if you're not Kevin Costner." |
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05-17-2005, 06:04 PM
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halfsharkalligatorhalfmod
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: The Ryugyong Hotel
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Star Wars
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Do any nerds out there (you know who you are) know if it is at all possible to get tickets to go on Thursday when it opens?
or do you have to line up or something. Because I don't want to line up.
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I bought tickets on Fandango for a 12:01 am showing. No problem.
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05-17-2005, 06:05 PM
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Location: State of Chaos
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Fetus Spears Blog
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Put down the Ben & Jerry's, tubbo.
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But I need my calcium! |
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05-17-2005, 06:06 PM
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Location: Here
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Star Wars
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Kevin Costner is cheese. You must mean "Even if you're not Kevin Costner."
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Yeah. I was wondering which way to go on that one. At one time he would not have been cheese. But now, he's just a big old cliche.
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05-17-2005, 06:06 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
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Marry me, Bill.
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I'm sure everyone mainly agrees that I'm mostly correct when I say that it's almost entirely true that the only answer you are going to accept is one with the words "will," "marry," "you," "paigow," and "me" in it.
TM
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You and La Paigow are finally going to tie the knot? Congratulations! We all wondered when you guys recognized that you had that whole bickering-because-they-don't-realize-how-much-they-love-each-other movie type rommance thing.
Can I come to the wedding? |
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05-17-2005, 06:10 PM
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 1,196
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Hold me!
Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
Thanks! I laughed so hard I cried. But I had to scroll down to the first cover to find it funny. "So, the cover tells me this is about a ménage a trois in a spaceship designed by aliens with Earth auto fetishes, in which the lightning propelled buttocks of one man thrust him with such vigor into the woman she kicks a hole in the ceiling, causing an air leak into space that they must figure out how to stop before they die."
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I think we need an FB discussion on whether this is anatomically possible:
ABBA? |
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