Making a buck cleaning Lester's spittle trays on Sequels' 22-year old supermodel abs

[Mister_Ruysbroeck]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
It does not at all surprise me, based on your personality, you consider yourself a Libertarian. Based on your personality, I would not fuck you (but you knew this, right?), even in your somewhat reformed state. I think Libertarians are massively stupid about transaction/information costs -- it's like they think that all the economic examples that start out "Disregarding transaction/information costs . . ." can be applied to the real world, when they CAN'T until you resolve the transaction/information costs. Bureacracy and regulation can be more efficient than a zillion people making individual bargains.

HOT

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
HOT

Hotter -- sending out emails at 8:40 pm (their time) on a Friday, with assignments, knowing that they check their mail on the weekend.

I have gone over to the dark side.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Hotter -- sending out emails at 8:40 pm (their time) on a Friday, with assignments, knowing that they check their mail on the weekend.

I have gone over to the dark side.

and they will send you big bills which will pay for their big homes.
Transaction costs?

their weekend and their youth.


Next Friday ask them to ship you a pint of blood and two teeth,

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
You whiffed on your own "joke." Good for you!

Masochists can't be drunks. It would interfere with their suffering!

Thanks everybody, see you next week!

Okay, that was good.

God, I must be high.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Oh, Lord no. My gripe isn't institutional. Its really quite simple and straightforward. I just want the sort of person who collects checks and does nothing to be wiped out of the economy as much as possible. I have this goofy naive notion that if we could remove the sort of person who just wants to milk the system from the system (or at least try), we could effect a changed mentality, which might cause some real progressive forward thinking and scientific development. Imagine if all the wasted plasma lying around office floors sucking down checks doing nothing was forced to think and possible develop something, be it revenue, an idea, an innovation, anything. We might leapfrog as a society.

What a load of crap. I think we should be striving to do as little as possible for as much money as possible.

TM

[Atticus Grinch]

Oprah suddenly raises the bar for the Book Club.

I made it on a bevel. It makes a neater job.

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
What a load of crap. I think we should be striving to do as little as possible for as much money as possible.

TM

[gospel funk intro]Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you the Reverend of the First Church of Phonin' It In, the Sultan of Slack, the King of Quit, the Apostle of I'm-Outta-Here, the Four-O'Clock Phantom -- someone who has not forgotten what it means to be needy, and greedy, but to never, ever work too speedy -- please put your hands together for the softest working man in the legal business -- Thurgreeeeeeeeeeeeeed Marrrrrrrrrshallllllllllll!!![/gospel funk intro]

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by ironweed
[gospel funk intro]Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you the Reverend of the First Church of Phonin' It In, the Sultan of Slack, the King of Quit, the Apostle of I'm-Outta-Here, the Four-O'Clock Phantom -- someone who has not forgotten what it means to be needy, and greedy, but to never, ever work too speedy -- please put your hands together for the softest working man in the legal business -- Thurgreeeeeeeeeeeeeed Marrrrrrrrrshallllllllllll!!![/gospel funk intro]

I'd write something nasty back, but I had to come in for like 5 hours on Saturday (if you can believe it) and I didn't get my regular nap, so go ahead and insult yourself.

TM

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I'd write something nasty back, but I had to come in for like 5 hours on Saturday (if you can believe it) and I didn't get my regular nap, so go ahead and insult yourself.

TM

Don't waste your time with him T.

Ironweed, this is Thurgreed. Take it or leave it.

[Not Bob]

From overhea . . . ah, you knew that.

June 05, 2005

Yellow and Salty Ain't Shit, Honey

Girl #1: Oh my god, no offense, but that corn on the cob you made last night tasted like you wiped your ass with it.
Girl #2: Where the hell did that come from?
Girl #1: Sorry but I always associate corn with shit. Maybe I just put too much salt on it.

--54th & 1st

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally posted by Not Bob
From overhea . . . ah, you knew that.

June 05, 2005

Yellow and Salty Ain't Shit, Honey

Girl #1: Oh my god, no offense, but that corn on the cob you made last night tasted like you wiped your ass with it.
Girl #2: Where the hell did that come from?
Girl #1: Sorry but I always associate corn with shit. Maybe I just put too much salt on it.

--54th & 1st

This merits an FDA inquiry. Perhaps the good people of Malvern, Kansas wiped their asses with it?

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
This merits an FDA inquiry. Perhaps the good people of Malvern, Kansas wiped their asses with it?

Holy crap! Atticus here in daylight, weekday hours?

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Holy crap! Atticus here in daylight, weekday hours?

Interesting. I also find it interesting that we have not heard from our newest member yet.

Just fyi - today I am not tiddy. Early conf call and no time to shave.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Why does the media think an 18 year old lost in Aruba is a lead story? This story, albeit sad and newsworthy for the back pages of the paper, ran for the first ten minutes of every newscast I flipped through this morning.

When will Bill Frist do something about this tragedy?

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Why does the media think an 18 year old lost in Aruba is a lead story? This story, albeit sad and newsworthy for the back pages of the paper, ran for the first ten minutes of every newscast I flipped through this morning.

When will Bill Frist do something about this tragedy?

I know this makes me seem shallow, but when I read the story all I could think of was that the women in the white top was built nice.

June 5: Tourists attend a prayer vigil for Natalee Holloway