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06-18-2005, 10:14 AM
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#1816
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
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Oh god, why am I asking?
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Originally posted by ironweed
Hell yeah. I may even go buy a little fluffy bunny rabbit for you to boil alive when I dump you. So we can avoid all this "passport" bullshit.
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Easy now. Before you set yourself up for a big fall, remember, a guy who climbed Mt. Everest somehow wasn't up to her standards.
What's your most impressive acomplishment again?
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
Last edited by Hank Chinaski; 06-18-2005 at 10:26 AM..
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06-18-2005, 01:22 PM
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#1817
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 17,160
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Match.com
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Originally posted by ironweed
Nah, the bartender at Rocky's has been getting me into the Tullamore Dew, god help me. Powers is good for when company comes over and I'm trying not to act like white trash, but if SB's gonna swing with me down the shebeen she's gotta be able to drink the cheap stuff.
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This stuff is good too: Middleton |
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06-18-2005, 06:14 PM
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#1818
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Strong!
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: my office
Posts: 268
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Oh god, why am I asking?
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Easy now. Before you set yourself up for a big fall, remember, a guy who climbed Mt. Everest somehow wasn't up to her standards.
What's your most impressive acomplishment again?
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It doesn't really put him in a select group, but does nailing Thurgreed's mamma count for anything?
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.....I am a cold, cruel and hard socker. You must not be sensitive when it comes to me or my socks.
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06-18-2005, 06:46 PM
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#1819
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
Posts: 14,167
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Who knew?
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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
You should have clarified that Taxwonk is ineligible to answer this question, or he won't have time left to meet overhead for FY2005.
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Listen up, Fat boy. Butter will fucking kill you. That's why it's reserved for lobster, crab, and asparagus. Everything else that is not fruit is brushed liberally with extra virgin olive oil and sprinkled with fleur de sel.
Now go return to making twosies a la chambre.
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Send in the evil clowns.
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06-18-2005, 07:38 PM
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#1820
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Livin' a Lie!
Join Date: May 2003
Posts: 2,097
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Greedy sports fan board
There is absolutely, positively, absofucking posilutely no sport more exciting than playoff hockey.
Even if the players are 8 to 10 years old.
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06-19-2005, 08:56 AM
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#1821
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hippity hop, hippity hop!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out to lunch
Posts: 1,341
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Oh god, why am I asking?
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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
These outdoorsy types aren't seeming to work for you.
Try something different. Like an agoraphobic drunk. Like Ironweed.
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For those of you who are smart enough to figure out that taking the high road is never an option for me, passport is now back in my possession. I decided, on my way home from dinner, to run by his house while I knew he wouldn't be home, since he was attending the welcome back party I planned for him with 100 of his closest friends. Out went the passport and the clothes in my "drawer" and I left the house keys in the "drawer" so he'd see I left them behind when he finally bothers to open my drawer. I decided the chances of him pressing charges are slim, since all of his family is in town for the party and he can't really pull a dick move in front of the family and still play the "poor pitiful me" acting routine with his parents around and go for the jugular at the same time. Plus, Penkse told me to do it and Penske's pretty much god, right?
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So he's proactive, huh?
EXECUTIVE
Oh, God, yes. We're talking about a totally outrageous paradigm.
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Excuse me, but "proactive" and "paradigm"? Aren't these just buzzwords that dumb people use to sound important? Not that I'm accusing you of anything like that.
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06-19-2005, 10:35 AM
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#1822
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Livin' a Lie!
Join Date: May 2003
Posts: 2,097
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Oh god, why am I asking?
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Originally posted by sunnybunny
For those of you who are smart enough to figure out that taking the high road is never an option for me, passport is now back in my possession. I decided, on my way home from dinner, to run by his house while I knew he wouldn't be home, since he was attending the welcome back party I planned for him with 100 of his closest friends. Out went the passport and the clothes in my "drawer" and I left the house keys in the "drawer" so he'd see I left them behind when he finally bothers to open my drawer. I decided the chances of him pressing charges are slim, since all of his family is in town for the party and he can't really pull a dick move in front of the family and still play the "poor pitiful me" acting routine with his parents around and go for the jugular at the same time. Plus, Penkse told me to do it and Penske's pretty much god, right?
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I would think that pressing charges would be tough since: (1) nothing was taken, i.e., no theft or anything and (2) whether or not you had permission to enter would always be a factual question. |
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06-19-2005, 11:12 AM
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
Posts: 6,004
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Oh god, why am I asking?
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Originally posted by sunnybunny
For those of you who are smart enough to figure out that taking the high road is never an option for me, passport is now back in my possession. I decided, on my way home from dinner, to run by his house while I knew he wouldn't be home, since he was attending the welcome back party I planned for him with 100 of his closest friends. Out went the passport and the clothes in my "drawer" and I left the house keys in the "drawer" so he'd see I left them behind when he finally bothers to open my drawer. I decided the chances of him pressing charges are slim, since all of his family is in town for the party and he can't really pull a dick move in front of the family and still play the "poor pitiful me" acting routine with his parents around and go for the jugular at the same time. Plus, Penkse told me to do it and Penske's pretty much god, right?
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Oh god. I am morbidly curious.
He leaves to climb Everest. You love him. You plan welcome back party for him and 100 of his friends. He returns. You don't love him anymore.
What happened? |
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06-19-2005, 11:26 AM
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#1824
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
Posts: 14,167
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Oh god, why am I asking?
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Oh god. I am morbidly curious.
He leaves to climb Everest. You love him. You plan welcome back party for him and 100 of his friends. He returns. You don't love him anymore.
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She found triathlon guy, silly.
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06-19-2005, 03:45 PM
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#1825
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Wearing the cranky pants
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pulling your finger
Posts: 7,119
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Oh god, why am I asking?
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Oh god. I am morbidly curious.
He leaves to climb Everest. You love him. You plan welcome back party for him and 100 of his friends. He returns. You don't love him anymore.
What happened?
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Frostbite.
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Boogers!
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06-19-2005, 05:22 PM
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#1826
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Consigliere
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pelosi Land!
Posts: 9,477
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He'll be coming down the mountain when he comes
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bold_n_brazen
Oh god. I am morbidly curious.
He leaves to climb Everest. You love him. You plan welcome back party for him and 100 of his friends. He returns. You don't love him anymore.
What happened?
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He didn't summit? |
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06-19-2005, 06:21 PM
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#1827
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Strong!
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: my office
Posts: 268
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Oh god, why am I asking?
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Originally posted by sunnybunny
Plus, Penkse told me to do it and Penske's pretty much god, right?
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In a Christ-like-martyr-for-the-cause kind of way, yes. did you leave him that other little "surprise" we discussed?
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.....I am a cold, cruel and hard socker. You must not be sensitive when it comes to me or my socks.
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06-19-2005, 06:28 PM
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#1828
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Strong!
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: my office
Posts: 268
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Oh god, why am I asking?
Quote:
Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Oh god. I am morbidly curious.
He leaves to climb Everest. You love him. You plan welcome back party for him and 100 of his friends. He returns. You don't love him anymore.
What happened?
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Quote:
Originally posted by taxwonk
She found triathlon guy, silly.
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Word!
I've tri'd and climbed and while tri-geeks can definitely be geeky, especially when they are with their fellow tri-geeks, climbers are full blown nutmunching tree huggers 99.9% of the time. BO-ring. No offence.
On the other hand, I hope Sunny will be satisfied with the titanium engagement ring.
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.....I am a cold, cruel and hard socker. You must not be sensitive when it comes to me or my socks.
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06-19-2005, 06:57 PM
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#1829
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Consigliere
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pelosi Land!
Posts: 9,477
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Oh god, why am I asking?
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Iron Steve
In a Christ-like-martyr-for-the-cause kind of way, yes. did you leave him that other little "surprise" we discussed?
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My god.
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06-19-2005, 07:02 PM
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#1830
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Strong!
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: my office
Posts: 268
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Oh god, why am I asking?
Quote:
Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
My god.
Please tell me you didn't fedex her that frozen placenta?
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Which one? (there are 3)
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.....I am a cold, cruel and hard socker. You must not be sensitive when it comes to me or my socks.
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