Toronto Trim's Hotel Cum Drop-in Centre

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I want to know where they get the stuff. How far is it flown? Clearly, none of its made locally. I saw some creepy fucko from the Home Office assisting workers at the local Starbucks. He had crazy wide bulgy hyperthyroid eyes, his pants were up way too high and he spoke in a creepy Mister Rogers tone, as though he were an android or the sort of man who had nude boys tied in pretzels in the trunk of his Mercury. Wherever the Home Office people come from, they are the sort of people I don't want anywhere near my foodstuffs. I won't be having any of their fucking brownies any time soon.

They don't all come from the same place, because the chocolate cream cheese muffins in Dallas were put together differently than (from? god my english skills suck) the ones in LA. The cream cheese stuff is more plopped on top in LA, and it formed sort of a center in Dallas.

I like (most of) the people at my most frequently used starbucks. I have not found a pastry I particularly like at coffee tea beanleaf.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I want to know where they get the stuff. How far is it flown? Clearly, none of its made locally. I saw some creepy fucko from the Home Office assisting workers at the local Starbucks. He had crazy wide bulgy hyperthyroid eyes, his pants were up way too high and he spoke in a creepy Mister Rogers tone, as though he were an android or the sort of man who had nude boys tied in pretzels in the trunk of his Mercury. Wherever the Home Office people come from, they are the sort of people I don't want anywhere near my foodstuffs. I won't be having any of their fucking brownies any time soon.

And for God's sake, don't ask for my fucking name and yell it as though you know me when my fucking espresso is finished. You don't know me.

AND GET RID OF THAT TEN FOOT "ANTIGONE RISING" DISPLAY! That band clearly sucks an incredible amount of ass... more than MR. They look like some talent scout found five screwheads at Vassar or Bryn Mawr college, and the local coffee shops, handed them a song catalogue written by some mincing shitass emo chickenshit songwriter and packaged them up as the next Lilith Fair phenom. Fuck them, and get their fucking shitass cd off the sound system and out of my fucking face.

21. "A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti," "The Silence of the Lambs," 1991.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I saw some creepy fucko from the Home Office assisting workers at the local Starbucks. He had crazy wide bulgy hyperthyroid eyes, his pants were up way too high and he spoke in a creepy Mister Rogers tone, as though he were an android or the sort of man who had nude boys tied in pretzels in the trunk of his Mercury. Wherever the Home Office people come from, they are the sort of people I don't want anywhere near my foodstuffs.

That's what people in Seattle look like, sebby. It's a scary place.

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
But as to morning masturbation, I haven't cracked one out to a television program since I found myself doing so to an aerobics show back in law school. For some reason, it was one of those, "It doesn't get any lower than this" moments.

Basedow?

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
They don't all come from the same place, because the chocolate cream cheese muffins in Dallas were put together differently than (from? god my english skills suck) the ones in LA. The cream cheese stuff is more plopped on top in LA, and it formed sort of a center in Dallas.

I like (most of) the people at my most frequently used starbucks. I have not found a pastry I particularly like at coffee tea beanleaf.

59. "As God is my witness, I'll never be hungry again," "Gone With the Wind," 1939.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Ah, thank you CNN.

http://www.cnn.com/2005/SHOWBIZ/Movi....ap/index.html

"Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape."

Lines like that change peoples' lives.

It would have been nice to see something like "PC Load Letter! What the fuck does that mean?" or "Excuse me, I think you have my stapler."

[Iron Steve]

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
That's what people in Seattle look like, sebby. It's a scary place.

Outable, could someone please delete this!!

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I want to know where they get the stuff. How far is it flown? Clearly, none of its made locally. I saw some creepy fucko from the Home Office assisting workers at the local Starbucks. He had crazy wide bulgy hyperthyroid eyes, his pants were up way too high and he spoke in a creepy Mister Rogers tone, as though he were an android or the sort of man who had nude boys tied in pretzels in the trunk of his Mercury. Wherever the Home Office people come from, they are the sort of people I don't want anywhere near my foodstuffs. I won't be having any of their fucking brownies any time soon.

And for God's sake, don't ask for my fucking name and yell it as though you know me when my fucking espresso is finished. You don't know me.

AND GET RID OF THAT TEN FOOT "ANTIGONE RISING" DISPLAY! That band clearly sucks an incredible amount of ass... more than MR. They look like some talent scout found five screwheads at Vassar or Bryn Mawr college, and the local coffee shops, handed them a song catalogue written by some mincing shitass emo chickenshit songwriter and packaged them up as the next Lilith Fair phenom. Fuck them, and get their fucking shitass cd off the sound system and out of my fucking face.

For someone who hates Starbucks, you seem to spend a lot of time there. And you are being too hard on Antigone Rising. Although you can legitimately take issue with their marketing-through-partnership-with-national-coffee-shop schtick, the music is quietly subversive, the lyrics have moments of laugh out loud humor, and you have to be a pretty cold-hearted cat to not be at least a little moved by songs like "She Lived Here" and "Broken."

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
In my experience, the baked goods at Starbucks taste like cardboard, which is cheaper and has more fiber.

No. You're thinking of Peets. Their pastry's crap. And the coffee sucks too.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Is this from A Few Good Men?

George and Martha: Sad, sad, sad...

Whom I will not forgive for having come to rest; for having seen me and having said: yes, this will do; who has made the hideous, the hurting, the insulting mistake of loving me and must be punished for it. George and Martha: Sad, sad, sad...Some day, hah! Some night, some stupid, liquor-ridden night, I will go too far and I'll either break the man's back or I'll push him off for good which is what I deserve.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
"Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape."

That's hot.

[LessinSF]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
It would have been nice to see something like "PC Load Letter! What the fuck does that mean?" or "Excuse me, I think you have my stapler."

DANTE: Thirty-seven?!
(to CUSTOMER)My girlfriend sucked thirty-seven dicks!
CUSTOMER: In a row?

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
IT nazis wouldn't let me see the entire list. What am I missing?

Picasso's Guernica was a movie?

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I want to know where they get the stuff. How far is it flown? Clearly, none of its made locally.

The "bagels" they sell at Starbucks are a crime against humanity. They taste as if they were flown in from somewhere a week away by plane. I don't understand how they continue to sellthem. Shouldn't free market principles be at work here?

[NotFromHere]

Scientists have found some brain cells react to particular famous people, recognizing celebrities like Halle Berry no matter how they are dressed.

And I'm sure the "little brain" reacts some too.