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[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
People of the FB:

I can no longer keep up with this place. Every afternnon has included upwards of an hour scrolling and scrolling and swcrolling just to be caught up. I am not even reading most of this dreck. ITs become more an exercie in keeping up, which is stupid and pointless. This board is not nearly Sidd enough to validate the effort and time lost. I cant get to yoga anymore, its making my ass fat.

So you can now find me at the Spanky show, where the pace is slow, the air is fresh, the wildlife cartoonish with big blue eyes, and the quality generally high. Everyone brings their best shit to the Spanky Show.

You can still reach me on IM but not at the public one. Namaste.

2.

I recently got a PM from the anonymous but fashionable sock that read,

Yoda says, Post not, but when it improves the whitenoise

See ya on the SpankyShow. I hope that joint hasn't jumped the shark.

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
That is the single greatest thing ever put on the internet.

TM

2. Wow.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I don't even have words to express how impressed I am with Thurgreed's momma's new ad campaign. How she managed to get the celebrity endorsement, I'll never know.

http://www.orange32.com/mother/ (spree: sound, video, probable uncontrollable laughter due to awe)

You laughed uncontrollably? I couldn't stop bawling! It made me cry harder than Bambi! It was so BEAUTIFUL and TOUCHING!!!

And shame on you for laughing, RT. Have you no respect for the sacred institution of motherhood?

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
It was heartfelt- it fact it was a labor of love. His one true love is himself and one true passion is fucking with other people. Pathetic in a way.

Not half as pathetic as believing for more than an instant that anyone would have OK Computer, Life's Rich Pageant and Born to Run on the same top five list.

Particularly if that person were of the plaid pant persuasion.

ETA: I note a lot of people use this "in a way" caveat lately. I hear it a lot in convos. Which "way" is it referring to? I assume it implies something pathetic in one way is something other than pathetic in another way. But you refuse to disclose how many "ways" there are, and how many many other "things" (pathetic, abstruse, impolite, erogenous...) the object referred to can be. It's like ending the concert on a Dark Star teaser. You can't leave those loosse ends untied.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
You laughed uncontrollably? I couldn't stop bawling! It made me cry harder than Bambi! It was so BEAUTIFUL and TOUCHING!!!

Glenn Danzig's "Mother" has the same effect on me.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Glenn Danzig's "Mother" has the same effect on me.

Elvis on steroids. Mother was the lowest point in music of the last 15 years.

There's a great film on the net of Danzig threatening some bouncer and the bouncer punching Danzig in the face and KOing him flat. Pretty funny shit. I imagine you could get in on google somewhere.

I must admit, I like the Misfits' "Last Caress." You don't hear many hummable songs with lyrics that brazenly offensive.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Not half as pathetic as believing for more than an instant that anyone would have OK Computer, Life's Rich Pageant and Born to Run on the same top five list.

Particularly if that person were of the plaid pant persuasion.

2. E street was one of the 5 best, not Born to Run.

5 best songs would include the theme from Friends. I heard that on the radio the other day and it really reminded me of what I've been missing. Hearing that song once a week, it was something I just took for granted would always be there, like my mother-in-law's chicken soup, but now years after cancellation it was a reminder of why we need hold tight to the best in life as long as we can....

.... I'll be there for you..... ????????

Well they're not anymore.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Elvis on steroids. Mother was the lowest point in music of the last 15 years.

There's a great film on the net of Danzig threatening some bouncer and the bouncer punching Danzig in the face and KOing him flat. Pretty funny shit. I imagine you could get in on google somewhere.

He's tiny. Jude Law tiny, but with pecs.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
He's tiny. Jude Law tiny, but with pecs.

Jude Law and Hugh Grant should do a movie together. The talk show promotions would be hysterical. "So, how does it feel to have the two guys who fucked up the best relationships in history together?" Liz Hurley (in her prime) and Sienna Miller... could there be a better sandwich?

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
2. E street was one of the 5 best, not Born to Run.

5 best songs would include the theme from Friends. I heard that on the radio the other day and it really reminded me of what I've been missing. Hearing that song once a week, it was something I just took for granted would always be there, like my mother-in-law's chicken soup, but now years after cancellation it was a reminder of why we need hold tight to the best in life as long as we can....

.... I'll be there for you..... ????????

Well they're not anymore.

Joey is.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
ETA: I note a lot of people use this "in a way" caveat lately. I hear it a lot in convos. Which "way" is it referring to? I assume it implies something pathetic in one way is something other than pathetic in another way. But you refuse to disclose how many "ways" there are, and how many many other "things" (pathetic, abstruse, impolite, erogenous...) the object referred to can be. It's like ending the concert on a Dark Star teaser. You can't leave those loosse ends untied.

PREACH ON, MY BROTHER!

TM

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield

ETA: I note a lot of people use this "in a way" caveat lately. I hear it a lot in convos. Which "way" is it referring to? I assume it implies something pathetic in one way is something other than pathetic in another way. But you refuse to disclose how many "ways" there are, and how many many other "things" (pathetic, abstruse, impolite, erogenous...) the object referred to can be. It's like ending the concert on a Dark Star teaser. You can't leave those loosse ends untied.

I have used it in an ironic way.

[dtb]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
PREACH ON, MY BROTHER!

TM

Oh, you people. You're so LITERAL! Must everything be spelled out? Have you ever heard of subtlety? Why must an anvil be used, when a feather will do?

sigh.

[dtb]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I have used it in an ironic way.

As is befitting a woman of your subtlety and discretion.

You're feathery.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by dtb
Oh, you people. You're so LITERAL! Must everything be spelled out? Have you ever heard of subtlety? Why must an anvil be used, when a feather will do?

sigh.

zing!