The Spanky Show

[sgtclub]

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
I don't have a song parody entry, but it occured to me that the Spanky Board should have a theme song, and you can hear it right here....it's the first song that comes on...SPREE: if you're at work, turn the volume down first, it comes on automatically.

www.rilokiley.com

It's perfect. Very relaxing.

[Gattigap]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
We here at athe Spanky Show are sponsoring a contest. A song parody contest. If you don't know what that is, ask NFH- she is the alltime song parody champion. Anyway. post a song parody (no theme limitations) and when all submissions are in, we will pick a winner (through a vote?), and a prize will be awarded. It is to be determined at this point.

Any questions?

To the music of "Born Free:"

Spaaaaaankylaaaaaand
Where deer come to mingle
And raccoons come tinkle
In the bowls of your cats

Spaaaaankylaaaand
Where beauty surrounds you
And fruit trees astound you
And the acrage is phat

Spaaankylaaand
We ask, tabby or calico?
Who cares because we all know
To blame Democrats

Spaaaaankylaaand
Where cats know life is worth living
‘Cept not when Dad’s offering
Cats as snacks to the deer

Spaaaankylaaaaand
The warm protection you’re cloaked with
Means the land won’t become shit
When the missles come near

Spaaaaaankylaaaand
Where strong capital markets
Like Adam Smith’s tenets
Make Democracy grow

Spaaaaankylaaaand
We love government federal
So like a neighbor who’s thoughtful
We’ll annex Mexico

Spaaaaankylaaaand
You’d better be growing
‘Cause if you’re not growing
We’ll change your regime

Spaaaaankylaaand
Liberate Iraq and Estonia
The yard smells of ammonia
But at least all of it’s free

Spaaaankylaaaand
Where life is worth living
But only worth living
‘Cause you’re born free

[LessinSF]

There's blood in my mouth 'cause I've been biting my tongue all week
I keep on talkin' trash but I never say anything
And the talkin' leads to touchin'
and the touchin' leads to sex
and then there is no mystery left

And it's bad news
Baby I'm bad news
I'm just bad news, bad news, bad news

I know I'm alone if I'm with or without you
but just bein' around you offers me another form of relief
When the lonliness leads to bad dreams
and the bad dreams lead me to callin' you
and I call you and say "C'MERE!"

And it's bad news
Baby I'm bad news
I'm just bad news, bad news, bad news

And it's bad news
Baby it's bad news
It's just bad news, bad news, bad news

'Cause you're just damage control
for a walking corpse like me - like you

'Cause we'll all be
Portions for foxes
Yeah we'll all be
Portions for foxes

There's a pretty young thing in front of you
and she's real pretty and she's real into you
and then she's sleepin' inside of you
and the talkin' leads to touchin'
and the touchin' leads to sex
and then there is no mystery left

And it's bad news
I don't blame you
I do the same thing
I get lonely too

And you're bad news
My friends tell me to leave you
That you're bad news, bad news, bad news

You're bad news
Baby you're bad news
and you're bad news
Baby you're bad news
and you're bad news
I don't care I like you
and you're bad news
I don't care I like you
I like you

Originally posted by Gattigap
To the music of "Born Free:"

Spaaaaaankylaaaaaand
Where deer come to mingle
And raccoons come tinkle
In the bowls of your cats

Spaaaaankylaaaand
Where beauty surrounds you
And fruit trees astound you
And the acrage is phat

Spaaankylaaand
We ask, tabby or calico?
Who cares because we all know
To blame Democrats

Spaaaaankylaaand
Where cats know life is worth living
‘Cept not when Dad’s offering
Cats as snacks to the deer

Spaaaankylaaaaand
The warm protection you’re cloaked with
Means the land won’t become shit
When the missles come near

Spaaaaaankylaaaand
Where strong capital markets
Like Adam Smith’s tenets
Make Democracy grow

Spaaaaankylaaaand
We love government federal
So like a neighbor who’s thoughtful
We’ll annex Mexico

Spaaaaankylaaaand
You’d better be growing
‘Cause if you’re not growing
We’ll change your regime

Spaaaaankylaaand
Liberate Iraq and Estonia
The yard smells of ammonia
But at least all of it’s free

Spaaaankylaaaand
Where life is worth living
But only worth living
‘Cause you’re born free

Brava! Very moving! You have set the bar. I understnad Less has an entry but I must go now as there has been a personal emergency. Everything shoudl be ok, though, don't fret, y'all, I will cechk back later once the dust has settled.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
We here at athe Spanky Show are sponsoring a contest. A song parody contest. If you don't know what that is, ask NFH- she is the alltime song parody champion. Anyway. post a song parody (no theme limitations) and when all submissions are in, we will pick a winner (through a vote?), and a prize will be awarded. It is to be determined at this point.

Any questions?

This is the theme to Spanky's show.
The theme to Spanky's show.
Paigow IM'd me and she asked
if I would write his theme song?
I'm almost half-way finished,
How do you like it so far?
How do you like the theme to Spanky's show?

This is the theme to Spanky's show,
the opening theme to Spanky's show.
These are the lyrics that you sing
as you read the postings.
We're almost at the part
where I will start to whiff
then you can read "It's Mr. Spanky's Show".

(whiff whiff whiff whiff)
(whiff whiff whiff whiff)
Now it's time for Mr. Spanky's Show.


Booo Yah!

Originally posted by LessinSF
There's blood in my mouth 'cause I've been biting my tongue all week
I keep on talkin' trash but I never say anything
And the talkin' leads to touchin'
and the touchin' leads to sex
and then there is no mystery left

And it's bad news
Baby I'm bad news
I'm just bad news, bad news, bad news

I know I'm alone if I'm with or without you
but just bein' around you offers me another form of relief
When the lonliness leads to bad dreams
and the bad dreams lead me to callin' you
and I call you and say "C'MERE!"

And it's bad news
Baby I'm bad news
I'm just bad news, bad news, bad news

And it's bad news
Baby it's bad news
It's just bad news, bad news, bad news

'Cause you're just damage control
for a walking corpse like me - like you

'Cause we'll all be
Portions for foxes
Yeah we'll all be
Portions for foxes

There's a pretty young thing in front of you
and she's real pretty and she's real into you
and then she's sleepin' inside of you
and the talkin' leads to touchin'
and the touchin' leads to sex
and then there is no mystery left

And it's bad news
I don't blame you
I do the same thing
I get lonely too

And you're bad news
My friends tell me to leave you
That you're bad news, bad news, bad news

You're bad news
Baby you're bad news
and you're bad news
Baby you're bad news
and you're bad news
I don't care I like you
and you're bad news
I don't care I like you
I like you

Happy Birthday to You. Happy Birhtday to You! I don't get how this is a Song Parody. Its more Cryptic Message (I think). Happy birthday to you!

[LessinSF]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Happy Birthday to You. Happy Birhtday to You! I don't get how this is a Song Parody. Its more Cryptic Message (I think). Happy birthday to you!

Yes, you did not Get It.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by LessinSF
Yes, you did not Get It.

The Happy Birthday thing seemed sort of outable. She should have used the anon fashion sock.

eta: merde! I forgot that less has me on ignore and didn't see that post.....I should have used a sock...

[Hank Chinaski]

Spankland Addict LYRICS

to the tune of "Orgasm Addict"

well you tried it just for once found it all right for kicks.
but now you found out that it's a habit that sticks.
and you're a Spankyland addict.
you're a spankyland addict.
sneaking in some lies yes about a salty beef roast.
now Sgt. Club wants to limit all the shit that you post.
and you're a Spankyland addict.
you're a Spankyland addict.
uh meow , uh meow, meooooow, meoooooooooow[x3]
you post with a sock, post 2 way zeros.
but you still gotta mock the boy who's our hero.
and you're a Spankyland addict.
you're a Spankyland addict.
you're a Spank cat named sock.
you're a penske sock it's a labour of love boring all us to death.
Spankland addict.
you're a spankland addict.
uh meow, meeeeeow[x10] you're makin' paigow ban you, once she can moderate.
you even pissed off ole less, who is Spank's oldest friend and hardly comes here of late.
Spank's true character gets questioned and he's just wanted fun.
deers come see him, so do kids, his only worry is how to feed the lot some.
oooh, so he's askin' for info and your advice ain't shit.
if your posts are sex rough spank banned that bit.
you're a Spankland addict.
you're a Spankyland addict.
Shifty wants post count always and all ways.
he's got the energy, he will remain.
he's a Spankyland addict.
he's a Spankyland addict.
he's always at it.
he's always at it.
and he's a spankyland addict.
he's a spankyland addict.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Spankland Addict LYRICS

to the tune of "Orgasm Addict"

well you tried it just for once found it all right for kicks.
but now you found out that it's a habit that sticks.
and you're a Spankyland addict.
you're a spankyland addict.
sneaking in some lies yes about a salty beef roast.
now Sgt. Club wants to limit all the shit that you post.
and you're a Spankyland addict.
you're a Spankyland addict.
uh meow , uh meow, meooooow, meoooooooooow[x3]
you post with a sock, post 2 way zeros.
but you still gotta mock the boy who's our hero.
and you're a Spankyland addict.
you're a Spankyland addict.
you're a Spank cat named sock.
you're a penske sock it's a labour of love boring all us to death.
Spankland addict.
you're a spankland addict.
uh meow, meeeeeow[x10] you're makin' paigow ban you, once she can moderate.
you even pissed off ole less, who is Spank's oldest friend and hardly comes here of late.
Spank's true character gets questioned and he's just wanted fun.
deers come see him, so do kids, his only worry is how to feed the lot some.
oooh, so he's askin' for info and your advice ain't shit.
if your posts are sex rough spank banned that bit.
you're a Spankland addict.
you're a Spankyland addict.
Shifty wants post count always and all ways.
he's got the energy, he will remain.
he's a Spankyland addict.
he's a Spankyland addict.
he's always at it.
he's always at it.
and he's a spankyland addict.
he's a spankyland addict.

That's really clever, I am dancing to it in my office. I give it a 6.

Originally posted by LessinSF
Yes, you did not Get It.

Hank, do you get It?

To the tune of Centerfold (which would not be spankland apropo)

Is he dumb?
Is he smart?
Does he know what Deer Eat?
My manly bearded Spanky pulled me from the FB
He is pure like snowflakes, no interest in Roast Beef
The question about Spanky doesnt Turn A New Leaf
Posts go by, I'm looking through a glass menagerie
And there's my bearded spanky defending the name Squishy
(Chorus)
He posts on Deer, the ladies love his beard
My Spanky is a playspinsteer
Spnaky is a playspinsteer
He posts on Deer, the ladies love his beard
Spanky is a playspinsteer
Lifelong friends, with Damned Less
While I was thinking about my next conquest
I was coy, I mocked away, before he tracked me down
I was postin' while sipping booze when he posted his cleancut rules
Something had a hold on me when Spanky called me Pai
Those soft fuzzy orphans, Spanky nursed and loved
To see his player game is really just too much.
(Chorus)
Nah nah nah nah nah nah
Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah (x3)
Now listen:
It's okay, I understand
You grew up in Lester land
I hope that when this twatblock's gone
I'll drink with you and we'll email on
Take your car, yes we will, we'll take your car and drive it
Take it to Los Altos Hills, and Feed Deer in private
A part of me has just been tested
Less set me up and I was bested
Oh no, I can't deny it
Oh yeah, I guess I got to buy it
(Chorus)
Nah nah nah nah nah nah
Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah
Alright!
Alright!
1, 2, 3, 4...
Nah nah nah nah nah nah
Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah (x4)


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[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
To the tune of Centerfold (which would not be spankland apropo)

Is he dumb?
Is he smart?
Does he know what Deer Eat?
My manly bearded Spanky pulled me from the FB
He is pure like snowflakes, no interest in Roast Beef
The question about Spanky doesnt Turn A New Leaf
Posts go by, I'm looking through a glass menagerie
And there's my bearded spanky defending the name Squishy
(Chorus)
He posts on Deer, the ladies love his beard
My Spanky is a playspinsteer
Spnaky is a playspinsteer
He posts on Deer, the ladies love his beard
Spanky is a playspinsteer
Lifelong friends, with Damned Less
While I was thinking about my next conquest
I was coy, I mocked away, before he tracked me down
I was postin' while sipping booze when he posted his cleancut rules
Something had a hold on me when Spanky called me Pai
Those soft fuzzy orphans, Spanky nursed and loved
To see his player game is really just too much.
(Chorus)
Nah nah nah nah nah nah
Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah (x3)
Now listen:
It's okay, I understand
You grew up in Lester land
I hope that when this twatblock's gone
I'll drink with you and we'll email on
Take your car, yes we will, we'll take your car and drive it
Take it to Los Altos Hills, and Feed Deer in private
A part of me has just been tested
Less set me up and I was bested
Oh no, I can't deny it
Oh yeah, I guess I got to buy it
(Chorus)
Nah nah nah nah nah nah
Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah
Alright!
Alright!
1, 2, 3, 4...
Nah nah nah nah nah nah
Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah (x4)


(repeat to fade...)





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Hallelulah, that's almost as righteous as the second cumming!

[Flakey McFlake]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
Depends, is flakey your sock or someone elses?

You ask that as if you didn't already know.

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
To the tune of Centerfold (which would not be spankland apropo)

Is he dumb?
Is he smart?
Does he know what Deer Eat?
My manly bearded Spanky pulled me from the FB
He is pure like snowflakes, no interest in Roast Beef
The question about Spanky doesnt Turn A New Leaf
Posts go by, I'm looking through a glass menagerie
And there's my bearded spanky defending the name Squishy
(Chorus)
He posts on Deer, the ladies love his beard
My Spanky is a playspinsteer
Spnaky is a playspinsteer
He posts on Deer, the ladies love his beard
Spanky is a playspinsteer
Lifelong friends, with Damned Less
While I was thinking about my next conquest
I was coy, I mocked away, before he tracked me down
I was postin' while sipping booze when he posted his cleancut rules
Something had a hold on me when Spanky called me Pai
Those soft fuzzy orphans, Spanky nursed and loved
To see his player game is really just too much.
(Chorus)
Nah nah nah nah nah nah
Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah (x3)
Now listen:
It's okay, I understand
You grew up in Lester land
I hope that when this twatblock's gone
I'll drink with you and we'll email on
Take your car, yes we will, we'll take your car and drive it
Take it to Los Altos Hills, and Feed Deer in private
A part of me has just been tested
Less set me up and I was bested
Oh no, I can't deny it
Oh yeah, I guess I got to buy it
(Chorus)
Nah nah nah nah nah nah
Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah
Alright!
Alright!
1, 2, 3, 4...
Nah nah nah nah nah nah
Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah (x4)


(repeat to fade...)





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Shit. You can't win your own contest, can you?