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07-03-2006, 01:32 PM
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#676
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Location: Government Yard in Trenchtown
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There's a reason no one stays married.
I like the woman complaining about Christmas Cards in June. Come on. He hasn't done anything more annoying since then? |
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07-03-2006, 01:33 PM
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#677
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Government Yard in Trenchtown
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Italy
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Welcome back! So, when are the two of you two going to have a baby?
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Listen to yourself. You sound like me. |
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07-03-2006, 01:35 PM
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#678
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
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Italy
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Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
Listen to yourself. You sound like me.
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Interesting. Even you think you sound like a joke. |
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07-03-2006, 01:40 PM
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#679
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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Italy
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Welcome back! So, when are the two of you two going to have a baby?
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Something happened. We got married and the sex stopped. It was replaced by nagging.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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07-03-2006, 02:01 PM
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#680
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Moderasaurus Rex
Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 33,050
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Italy
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Something happened. We got married and the sex stopped. It was replaced by nagging.
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Maybe she'd want to sleep with you if you'd just stop nagging her.
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“It was fortunate that so few men acted according to moral principle, because it was so easy to get principles wrong, and a determined person acting on mistaken principles could really do some damage." - Larissa MacFarquhar
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07-03-2006, 02:12 PM
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#681
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Wearing the cranky pants
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pulling your finger
Posts: 7,119
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There's a reason no one stays married.
That, and because all women are psycho.
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Boogers!
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07-03-2006, 03:16 PM
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#682
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Ad Min Alert!!!!!
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: up your sock
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There's a reason no one stays married.
Hmmmmmmm, one of the top two new blogs I have read in the last month.
After reading all 11 entries, plus comments, the key lesson an oppressed, overworked, underappreciated, all around fantastic husband should take away is, control the money . Without the ability to hijack the cheese, these nags sound powerless. I suppose the vaunted "blowjob embargoe" could have an affect, but then again, if you control the finances, blowjobs are just another commodity.:beer: |
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07-03-2006, 03:23 PM
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#683
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
Posts: 86,129
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Italy
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Something happened. We got married and the sex stopped. It was replaced by nagging.
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Chicks really like Italian guys- compared to them you're a little less desirable, that's all. Once you're back in the land of the obese you'll be hot again. that whole "my wife is too attracted to the Italian guys and doesn't want to be near me" thing is why Penske stopped bringing his wife when he visits me.
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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07-03-2006, 03:29 PM
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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There's a reason no one stays married.
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Originally posted by i was penske
Hmmmmmmm, one of the top two new blogs I have read in the last month.
After reading all 11 entries, plus comments, the key lesson an oppressed, overworked, underappreciated, all around fantastic husband should take away is, control the money . Without the ability to hijack the cheese, these nags sound powerless. I suppose the vaunted "blowjob embargoe" could have an affect, but then again, if you control the finances, blowjobs are just another commodity.:beer:
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In the battle of the cliches, the master of the obvious is king. |
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07-03-2006, 03:30 PM
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#685
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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Italy
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Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
Maybe she'd want to sleep with you if you'd just stop nagging her.
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Begging for sex turns women on.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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07-03-2006, 03:34 PM
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#686
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: on an elliptical
Posts: 5,364
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Italy
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Begging for sex turns women on.
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Agreed.
[it is a turn on] |
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07-03-2006, 03:36 PM
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#687
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Chicks really like Italian guys- compared to them you're a little less desirable, that's all. Once you're back in the land of the obese you'll be hot again. that whole "my wife is too attracted to the Italian guys and doesn't want to be near me" thing is why Penske stopped bringing his wife when he visits me.
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But they're so little. Not as small as the French, but little nonetheless.
And they are an embarrassment to soccer. Rooting for Italy/Portugal is equal to rooting for flopping/diving/etc. And people wonder why the sport hasn't really caught on in the US. No real American man would purposely fall down and roll around like a little baby. God it pisses me off. Do they know what they look like when they do that? Not men. At least contact is made with Manu Ginobli when he flops.
Who is worse: NBA refs or World Cup refs? Both sports are a joke b/c their complete bullshit.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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07-03-2006, 03:37 PM
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#688
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
Posts: 86,129
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Italy
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Begging for sex turns women on.
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You may be right. When Sequels used to call and want me to come over, she'd get progressively more and more excited each time I made an excuse not to.
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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07-03-2006, 03:40 PM
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#689
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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Italy
Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
But they're so little. Not as small as the French, but little nonetheless.
And they are an embarrassment to soccer. Rooting for Italy/Portugal is equal to rooting for flopping/diving/etc. And people wonder why the sport hasn't really caught on in the US. No real American man would purposely fall down and roll around like a little baby. God it pisses me off. Do they know what they look like when they do that? Not men. At least contact is made with Manu Ginobli when he flops.
Who is worse: NBA refs or World Cup refs? Both sports are a joke b/c their complete bullshit.
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Coltrane, this conversation is so June 2006. Just because you got shackled and castrated doesn't mean you can be this behind.
As an aside, I went to Wrigley Field yesterday and saw a rousing game of baseball between two Chicago teams. Good times. And Wrigley Field is the best park I've ever been in (this is actually not saying much) aside from having somewhat bad sight lines. |
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07-03-2006, 03:46 PM
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#690
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
Posts: 86,129
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Italy
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Coltrane, this conversation is so June 2006. Just because you got shackled and castrated doesn't mean you can be this behind.
As an aside, I went to Wrigley Field yesterday and saw a rousing game of baseball between two Chicago teams. Good times. And Wrigley Field is the best park I've ever been in (this is actually not saying much) aside from having somewhat bad sight lines.
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if you sit in the bleachers, and you do it right, your sight lines should be blurry, not bad.
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