A Black Hole of Happiness

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
I learned all the lessons I needed on this subject from installment six of Flower's lessons series, "Guys Who Wear Dresses To Work," but thanks anyway.

Flower is half hanging out even even when his skirt is tied. I'm not saying it's a bad look, I'm just saying he doesn't seem concerned about the problem.



Maybe it's a northwoods in the summer thing.

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I do not disagree about photoshopping, but I do not understand what you're talking about when it comes to her pelvic region.

TM

I guess it just looks like she would not be able to straighten out her leg, and if she did, her hips would be not as wide as her waist. From other photos I've seen, they did not need to photoshop her to make her look attractive. It just looks like they sliced too much off her thigh maybe?

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Methinks there was some photoshopping here. Either that or the postioning is very strange. It does not appear as though she could walk given the proportions of her pelvic region.

Methinks thou art insanely jealous of the proportions of her pelvic region. Even if you are correct about her inability to walk, I have to admit that when I view that photo, one of the last things that crosses my mind is, "It would fun to go on a nice walk with her."

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Methinks thou art insanely jealous of the proportions of her pelvic region. Even if you are correct about her inability to walk, I have to admit that when I view that photo, one of the last things that crosses my mind is, "It would fun to go on a nice walk with her."

Because she is pictured with a car?

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Methinks thou art insanely jealous of the proportions of her pelvic region. Even if you are correct about her inability to walk, I have to admit that when I view that photo, one of the last things that crosses my mind is, "It would fun to go on a nice walk with her."

2. In ancient China women's feet were bound, so they wouldn't get big and ugly- they couldn't walk but they were beautiful. All these modern women walking around with huge goblin feet have nothing on those ancient beauties.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I don't know if you'd call it taunting or warning, but you are missing out on the "I'm in the house watching you right now" call if you ever have a serial killer monster break in.

If he's in the house, I'm sure that he'll see me sitting with my cell phone by my side and try that number instead. Or maybe he'll send me an e-mail on my blackberry.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Because she is pictured with a car?

If by "car," you mean "smokin' hot ass and anatomically impossible pelvic region," then yes. ROWR!!!

[Not Flaming]

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop

This is possibly the least interesting post I've ever written,

Not even close. It's behind about 10,000 of your posts over on politics.

Thanks for playin' tho.

eta: oh, wait, did you mean today?

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by Not Flaming
Not even close. It's behind about 10,000 of your posts over on politics.

Thanks for playin' tho.

eta: oh, wait, did you mean today?

Misery loves company.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by Not Flaming
Not even close. It's behind about 10,000 of your posts over on politics.

Thanks for playin' tho.

eta: oh, wait, did you mean today?

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Burn!

Welcome long time lurker, infrequent poster with the ironic moniker! I don't think I need to tell you that the Board has lost its edge in recent times. It's all nicey-nice this and friendly-friend that. No making fun of gays or fat people allowed. Except when we passively do so by, for example, mocking Thurgreed as being a gay stereotype and implicitly suggesting there is something wrong with that. Anyhoo, we've grown soft, bloated, and content. I have a sneaking suspicion that you might be just the antidote for this venomous sloth and complacency. Help get us back to the days when emotions ran so high that posters would often be brought to tears, and not just by overweight (NTTAWWT), ugly-toothed Britains.

We. Expect. Great. Things.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
If by "car," you mean "smokin' hot ass and anatomically impossible pelvic region," then yes. ROWR!!!

No, by "car" I meant "hot rod."

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
No, by "car" I meant "hot rod."

Let's leave your tranny fetish out of this.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Lessons learned by RT so you don't have to.

When being dropped off at your building after lunch, make sure that the sash that is tying your wrap dress together does not accidently get stuck in the car door. Otherwise, the car will drive away, untying your dress, and leaving you in the awkward position of running after the car in four inch heels, banging the window with one hand to get them to stop while trying to keep your dress together with the other.

The car completely ripped your dress off and you weren't wearing underwear? Wow.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
The car completely ripped your dress off and you weren't wearing underwear? Wow.

Mine is a dramatic life.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Let's leave your tranny fetish out of this.

• WHICH multifaceted investment banker has been freaking friends out with his atrocious attire? The formerly fashion-forward mogul has recently been spotted by close pals "wearing muumuus, kimonos and eyeliner."

http://www.nypost.com/seven/06132007...g_pagesix_.htm