New Fashion Board 10-3-2003 - 11-7-2003 - Page 222

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) · 10-22-2003, 07:03 PM

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Originally posted by Penske_Account

Classique.

Why are you speaking like a cheese-eating surrender monkey? Are you one?

LessinSF · 10-22-2003, 07:04 PM

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Originally posted by Bil Mo'
I INSPIRED an award! And now you all seek it.

I will be impressed when I see the Kellys of the world handing out "BOTDs" in Yahoo chatrooms.

Bil Mo' · 10-22-2003, 07:04 PM

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Originally posted by Penske_Account
Are you saying that you are my sock too?

Classique.

Penske, there are days when I regret inventing you. I think I only did it to get to spend some time in the Pacific Northwest in the winter.

Of course, there are also days I regret having invented the PB, but let's leave that for another time.

Penske_Account · 10-22-2003, 07:04 PM

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Originally posted by SEC_Chick
I (well, one of my ancient socks, theworldisnotenough, aka TWINE) was the first to use the word "fashionista" on the FB.

http://www.infirmation.com/bboard/cl...?msg_id=000CGZ

I was going to post again under that login to prove it, but while it allows me to login with that email and password, it asks me to select a new screen name. Has anyone else had a problem with ancient socks getting lost?

I don't have any socks, I quit socking.

Flinty_McFlint · 10-22-2003, 07:07 PM

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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Why are you speaking like a cheese-eating surrender monkey? Are you one?

Did someone page me?

Penske_Account · 10-22-2003, 07:12 PM

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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Why are you speaking like a cheese-eating surrender monkey? Are you one?

Non!

I hate the French! Notwithstanding that, I like almost everything about France, well, except the smelly French.

Certainly, undisputedly, they have the best wine, food, and their women speak English in a sexy manner and are possessed of certain waif-like charms

I like to French kiss and in fairness they did invent the bikini. And the monokini! OH and a Gaulois cigarette is better than anything the Marlboro Man is schmoking.

Yet, I still find that I hate the French. They smell and are cowardly ingrates.

I think that, perhaps, before we go to war in [edited to account for history since the first posting] Iran we should rethink our strategy. We should first ensure continued access to the vineyards of France and after we secure the vineyards, we should let the Iranians take the rest of that country in exchange for a promise to stay out of America's way in the Middle East. And we should toss in Alec Baldwin, Barbara Stresisand and Jerry Lewis too!

OH and a brief personal aside, last week I beat a Frenchie foreign exhange student at my local pub's backgammon tournament. He was the only thing standing between me and the prise money. Cheque mate! In the aftermath my 11-year old nephew, who came with me to watch, asked me if Pierre offered me his woman following the defeat. Brought the room down with laughter. Except for old Froggie.

Originally posted by Le Pen is Mightier than the Board on the Politics Board, September 08, 2002

tmdiva · 10-22-2003, 07:17 PM

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Originally posted by Bil Mo'

Did you forget your password and have to create a new moniker?

tm

tmdiva · 10-22-2003, 07:19 PM

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Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic
I claim only rediculous.

OK, I hereby lay claim to any and all misspellings.

And "icky board" was mine.

I also take credit for NYC Refugee becoming Fugee.

I think I may have shortened "Pumpkin Patch" to "the Patch" as well, but I'm more foggy on that one.

I think that about does it. Salon doesn't seem to find me inspirational.

Salon may not find you inspirational, but both "rEdiculous" and "icky board" made it into that Richard Zitrin article from what, 1998? Anyway, the one that led me to the boards at Yahoo.

tm

LessinSF · 10-22-2003, 07:19 PM

myskreename21: hi... anyone tthere?

lessinsf_rocks_my_world: yeah, bugger off.

myskreename21: oh your tthere hi...

lessinsf_rocks_my_world: which word don't you understand - bugger or off?

myskreename21: a/s/l ((age sex location)?

lessinsf_rocks_my_world: fuck off and die. Get cancer or a brain aneurysm.

myskreename21: im 27/f/USA. was lookin at your profile. thhought you might like to chat.

lessinsf_rocks_my_world: are you retarded?

myskreename21: ok, i can take a hint.. but you should check out the pictures i have of me on my site.. you might change ur mind.. the link is in my profile.

lessinsf_rocks_my_world: no, you clearly can't take a "hint." You can't even take a full-on assault. Now that I see you are spamming, you are reported to Yahoo!

Say_hello_for_me · 10-22-2003, 07:21 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
delusional.

Sweetie, if you throw rocks at uncle Hello 100 times a day, yur bound to hit him sometime.

And its only funny til someone loses an eye [insert smileycon shaking a fist].

Penske_Account · 10-22-2003, 07:23 PM

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Originally posted by tmdiva
Did you forget your password and have to create a new moniker?

tm

Full discloure: that was my sock pretending to be Bilmore, to create the illusion that he invented me, i.e. I was his sock, and that he invented the PB, which everyone knows was invented by Ken Pornstarr, my sock.

Of course, I have since retired from socking.

Does that clear it up?

Carry on.

Penske_Account · 10-22-2003, 07:26 PM

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Originally posted by tmdiva
Salon may not find you inspirational, but both "rEdiculous" and "icky board" made it into that Richard Zitrin article from what, 1998? Anyway, the one that led me to the boards at Yahoo.

tm

I won the Moral Compass Award and have an autographed copy of Zitrin's book with his lover's....er....co-author's lipstick kiss in lieu of an autograph.

Its all been downhill from there. I blame Bilmore.

notcasesensitive · 10-22-2003, 07:27 PM

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Originally posted by Penske_Account
Carry on.

Ya know, sometimes I think that Penske hearts me. But maybe he carries on this way with all the ladies.

tmdiva · 10-22-2003, 07:29 PM

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Originally posted by Penske_Account
Full discloure: that was my sock pretending to be Bilmore, to create the illusion that he invented me, i.e. I was his sock, and that he invented the PB, which everyone knows was invented by Ken Pornstarr, my sock.

Oh. So I guess that means Bilmore's still AWOL. Bummer.

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Of course, I have since retired from socking.

Does that clear it up?

Carry on.

Don't you mean "re-retired"?

tm

Bil Mo' · 10-22-2003, 07:30 PM

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Originally posted by Penske_Account
Full discloure: that was my sock pretending to be Bilmore, to create the illusion that he invented me, i.e. I was his sock, and that he invented the PB, which everyone knows was invented by Ken Pornstarr, my sock.

Of course, I have since retired from socking.

Does that clear it up?

Carry on.

Your sock, my ass.

This is my sock pretending to create me rather than the other way around so that he can then pretend that I invented him when in actuality that is exactly what I did.

NOW is it clear.