Fashion Board 11-2-03 - 12-09-03

[Not Me]

Originally posted by Skeks in the city

Hickey is of middle aged heft -- thick in the middle. And here I thought you were an athletic cat.

Hmmmm. Perhaps it is time for sebby to take himself and the missus in for a little nip/tuck.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Funny, I got something similar from your girlfriend too. Small world.

All you have to do to turn her on at three in the morning is clap?

[str8outavannuys]

I'm trapped at my in-laws house and they refuse to feed me. It smells so good, but they're not letting me eat anything.

However, a discussion today reminded me of something goofy from this week. Tuesday night I was at the Devils-Kings game. Down 3-0, the Kings pulled their goalie with over six minutes left in the game. The only time I'd ever seen such a thing before was when I coached 11 year olds, and pulled our goalie with our team down 7-0 with six minutes left. It worked out better for us (we scored, lost 7-1, kids were giddy after the game) than for the Kings (lost 4-0).

Chris Chambers is torching the Cowboys, and so I bid you adieu.
str8

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Not Me
Perhaps it is time for sebby to take himself and the missus in for a little nip/tuck.

I think the word you are looking for is "lobotomy."

Happy Thanksgiving to all, and to all a good night.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Skeks in the city
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield



Hickey is of middle aged heft -- thick in the middle. And here I thought you were an athletic cat.

I found that Hickey 42 long jackets fit my shoulders perfectly. When they're too wide in the middle, I just bring them in a bit.

However, I do hear what you're saying - Hickey's styling can be a bit geriatric at times, but they always offer a few bolder styles. You just have to look. And the fuckers last like nothing else. I bought a Polo suit a few years ago and the thing's in tatters and rags now. Hickeys I've had for twice as long are still going strong.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Responding again to note that I inspire others to greatness! Who would have thought that NFH would ever be funny? No one. But she watched, she learned, and now she's succeeded in being amusing!!!!

I should dump this law gig and go into funny tutoring. I bet there are big bucks in that, and not much work involved. Too bad SD's not qualified; it seems like it would fulfill all his job requirements.

You gotta at least get the pitch to the plate if you want me to swing.

I'm easy, but even I have standards.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I think the word you are looking for is "lobotomy."

Happy Thanksgiving to all, and to all a good night.

Oh, come on. I'm hungover as hell and would love to rant... this is just cruel. If you're not going to goad me properly, then don't even try.

[jack o' phile]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield


I'm easy, but even I have standards.

And so does Jacko, and look what the media whores and jackboots in law enforcement have done to him. Frankly, what this thing boils down to is a simple freedom of religion issue, to wit, if, as set out in the Holy Book of Islamics, the Koran, the Prophet Mohammed can be wedded to a 5 year old blushing bride, and then git down with that bad action when she is 9, why can't jacko be nailin' 12 year old boys too? Ain't that shit legal for a christian scientist?

I'm bored of being in the office today when I should be out drinkin' some shiner and watching my longhorns kick some aggie ass, so how about we talk about something interesting here, like the king o' pop?!

[pony_trekker]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I found that Hickey 42 long jackets fit my shoulders perfectly. When they're too wide in the middle, I just bring them in a bit.

However, I do hear what you're saying - Hickey's styling can be a bit geriatric at times, but they always offer a few bolder styles. You just have to look. And the fuckers last like nothing else. I bought a Polo suit a few years ago and the thing's in tatters and rags now. Hickeys I've had for twice as long are still going strong.

The only suits that suck worse than polo are Brooks Brothers. Self destruct in 2 years. For Hickeys try the 4 Factory stores, at the 4 corners of the galaxy. Or try Barney's warehouse outlets/Syms. Each SYMS will have 9892 dogshit suits but one or two Hickeys or Hart Schaffner (almost as good) for $99. I once found a Brioni for $399 at SYMS but like a dick I didn;t buy it.

[bilmore]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Oh, come on. I'm hungover as hell and would love to rant... this is just cruel. If you're not going to goad me properly, then don't even try.

OK, how's this:

The rest of us just try, but Tiger brings home the Wood:


(Uh, they're engaged.)

[Not Me]

Check out Tiger Woods fiance:




She is whiter than white. And guess where he proposed to her? South Africa!!!! It don't get no whiter than that.

Tiger was championed by the black community as a hero. Now look who is going to be the future mother of his children. The whitest looking chick that I have ever seen.

What a slap in the face to black women and the black community who have so supported him. Unbelievable!!!!

Whooo Doggy. He likes them really white, don't he?

Lends new meaning to the phrases "internalized racism" and "self-hatred," doesn't it? Or is his excuse that he isn't really black?

[leagleaze]

Dear Not Me:

You crossposting, rule breaking, whack on the back of the head deserving sock. Tone it down.

Thank you.

Sincerely yours,

Leagleaze

[Not Me]

Originally posted by leagleaze
. . . rule breaking . . . .

What rule did I break?

[leagleaze]

Originally posted by Not Me
What rule did I break?

The one about posting virtually the same message on two different boards.

You see where you wrote in your subject line cross post, kinda? Suggesting you knew it was a cross post? Don't do that. Just provide a link to your original post.

[Not Me]

OK. Is there someplace where the rules are written down so that I can know them in advance? Thanks.