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12-30-2003, 05:30 PM
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#3796
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 11,873
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In 2004, I resolve to Not Annoy sebby.
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Nice. My point was, how would you know that the floppiness is genetic? The evidence from Coltrane's friend who seems to have fucked his own sisters suggests otherwise.
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My (non-sister-involving) experience also suggests otherwise. Among the women gracious enough to volunteer for my research of the issue, two former GFs stand out as being at opposite ends of the spectrum. One very loose, which she was aware of and tied to a pretty rough childbirth (i.e., it wasn't that way before -- I didn't attempt to verify this by calling her prior lovers). The other, very tight, the result of being a professional dancer with tremendous muscle tone everywhere on her body. When she flexed those muscles, it went from very tight to AAAGHHH! You're going to break it!!!
Coincidentally, I was seeing both of them during the same period of time, about 12 years ago, and had lots of opportunity to compare and contrast. And both were amazingly good fucks.
Despite the general lack of sleep, those were some pretty enjoyable months. |
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12-30-2003, 05:30 PM
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Trashy Wench
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: reclining on a pile of cash
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In 2004, I resolve to Not Annoy sebby.
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Originally posted by dc_chef
Originally posted by AngryMulletMan
Gosh you have some odd names in your family.
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What, is Bilmore on vacation? [/QUOTE]
I deserved that. |
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12-30-2003, 05:31 PM
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#3798
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Rageaholic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: On the margins.
Posts: 3,507
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In 2004, I resolve to Not Annoy sebby.
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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
my niece fucko
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Originally posted by AngryMulletMan
Gosh you have some odd names in your family.
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Well, what did you expect, this is Slave's grandfather.
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12-30-2003, 05:32 PM
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Hello, Dum-Dum.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 10,117
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Because we need to counterbalance anti-Orcism with evil albino monks.
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Not to get back on the whole black/white issue of Orcs, but wasn't the head Orc in Return of the King (the one that looked like Sloth from Goonies) basically albino?
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I heard they tried to get Donovan McNabb first, but he had prior commitments. |
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12-30-2003, 05:32 PM
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(Moderator) oHIo
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: there
Posts: 1,049
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Because we need to counterbalance anti-Orcism with evil albino monks.
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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
I'm about to save all youse who haven't read this book about eight hours of your life. No spoilers.
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Actually, it should look like this:
Teabing sat back in his seat, taking in his guests with a pedantic gaze, a patronizing smile curling his aristocratic lips. "You silly girl! You don't actually think those 2,000-y ear-old fairy ta les are true, do you? Some other 2,000-year-old fa iry tales are true instead, and conclusively disprove the first set of fairy ta les! And how do w e know? Because all the smartest people of the Dark Ages thought so, but kept it a secret for reasons known only to them."
Sophie was dubious. "But wouldn't we know all these things already? How could it all have re mained a secr et for so long?"
As Sophie spoke, Langdon gave a sudden sta rt of realization. The surprise nearly compelled him out of his chair. Of course! He felt a flush of shame. How could he, a handso me world-famous Harvard symbiologist, have missed it? The sacred feminine, or yet another symbolic representation thereof! He knew what they had to do, and where they had to go next. He just needed time to think.
Outside, in the g athering darkness, an albino monk with a mysterious past crept closer. He said a prayer as he reflexively tightened h is grip on the semiautomatic in his right han d.
Twenty minutes away, Bezu Fache got some news on his cell phone. His face was a grim mask.
Four thousand miles away, a charter jet carrying Bishop Aringarosa streaked across the gloom. His silent thoughts were troubled with possibilities.
Repeat 190 times.
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12-30-2003, 05:34 PM
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Speaking of LOTR
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Originally posted by Sidd Finch
It's Sniff the Glove. And it's not like they were really telling her to sniff the glove. It's just a joke.
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Hmph. That was lost on me. Is there anything else in Spinal Tap that is "just a joke"?
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12-30-2003, 05:34 PM
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In my dreams ...
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 1,955
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Because we need to counterbalance anti-Orcism with evil albino monks.
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
... the head Orc in Return of the King (the one that looked like Sloth from Goonies) ...
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Bingo! THAT's who he reminded me of ... it's been bugging me.
And, Atticus: bravo. Your next assignment is to rewrite the collected works of Ken Follett in one post.
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12-30-2003, 05:35 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
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In 2004, I resolve to Not Annoy sebby.
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Originally posted by Sidd Finch
When she flexed those muscles, it went from very tight to AAAGHHH! You're going to break it!!!
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I recently experienced that same feeling with Sebby, where "it" was my brain. |
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12-30-2003, 05:36 PM
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#3804
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Glasgow, natch.
Posts: 2,807
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
If Sebby had read the article, he would know that the lips werent what was flopping. It was the woo. but I imagien that floppy lips would be like eating a soggy salty greasy roast beef sandwich?
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A buddy of mine once described a girl he'd been with as "a meaty fiasco." |
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12-30-2003, 05:38 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
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Originally posted by str8outavannuys
A buddy of mine once described a girl he'd been with as "a meaty fiasco."
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That is so funny I'm almost crying. That line should be in a movie. |
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12-30-2003, 05:39 PM
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,278
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In 2004, I resolve to Not Annoy sebby.
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
he whiffed again. thats like ten in one day
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Whiffing is an unfortunate but common side effect for the subtext impaired.
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12-30-2003, 05:45 PM
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
Posts: 9,954
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In 2004, I resolve to Not Annoy sebby.
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Whiffing is an unfortunate but common side effect for the subtext impaired.
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Oh no! RT has taken to paraphrasing Snickers slogans... The subtext has gone horribly wrong!
Miiichael Strahan. You ain't got nothin! How bout them Cowboys? Ah said how bout them Cowboys! |
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12-30-2003, 05:45 PM
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Hello, Dum-Dum.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 10,117
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In 2004, I resolve to Not Annoy sebby.
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Whiffing is an unfortunate but common side effect for the subtext impaired.
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Fuck subtext. I thought this whole thread got started because Sebby was text-impaired.
I had a professor (or what Sebby would call a "prof") who insisted that all texts also had a context, a subtext, and something called "the intertext." I'm starting to think he was just fucking with me, though. |
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12-30-2003, 05:46 PM
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#3809
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Glasgow, natch.
Posts: 2,807
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INVESTMENT OPPORTUNITY
If you think the Rams are a fraud and can't conceive of the Panthers, Packers. Seahawks or Cowboys winning a game in Philly (which I do), you can get 1-1 odds on the Eagles to win the NFC Championship at wsex.com.
FWIW, my thoughts on the Rams predated their ridiculous performance in Detroit. It became obvious when they couldn't score on a terrible Cleveland team on Monday night (they scored 17 points in the last 2 minutes of the first half after two big turnovers, and other than that scored 9 points) that Martz et al have lost it.
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12-30-2003, 05:49 PM
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#3810
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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whiff
Is there a technical term for a deliberate whiff? Does such a term exist?
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