Fashion Board 1-08-04 through 02-03-04

[notcasesensitive]

In light of how young and hip all you stodgy FBers have made me feel today, I will be leaving now to have sex. Maybe I'll even pop a little blue pill in advance.

Oh, shit, I think that work might get in the way of this plan. Unless I just quit. That is what a carefree, young, hip type would do. Hmm.

[Aloha Mr. Learned Hand]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Booby tassles!

The real trick is to get them going in opposite directions.

You do it and I'll recruit a bunch of butterfaced gigantor cougars from the next Tom Jones show in town to chase you with dollar bills.

If that's not incentive to run like the wind, I don't know what is...

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
hmmm. . . Special guest may be Madonna. My sister met her last night at the Spin party. I didn't even know she was in town. I don't have details as I think my sister is still walking home from whatever after party she went to last night.

The local news seemed excited about rumors that Madonna may have actually gone to the Starbucks on Post Oak. They didn't seem so interested when I bumped into her at Sullivan's a couple of years ago.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Aloha Mr. Learned Hand
You do it and I'll recruit a bunch of butterfaced gigantor cougars from the next Tom Jones show in town to chase you with dollar bills.

If that's not incentive to run like the wind, I don't know what is...

Free grandma panties.

[Aloha Mr. Learned Hand]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
They didn't seem so interested when I bumped into her at Sullivan's a couple of years ago.

You bumped into Madonna? Take a fucking number...

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Me first:

Big Huge Fake Tits wearing Blue: 69
Big Huge Fake Tits wearing Red: 69

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Aloha Mr. Learned Hand
You bumped into Madonna? Take a fucking number...

I didn't take a number. I wasn't really in the mood.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
???????????????
"She*'s still pre-op

*How do you put the second " in this?

I assumed, by the fact that she is your girlfriend, that the lobotomy was complete.

TM

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by soup sandwich
John Travolta

Idiot.

I assume you're being facetious here, but when you think about it, John Travolta is an idiot.

True, he left a successful TV series and had some turns in movies that made him a big star, then he makes a series of shit movies. He then lucks into a part that causes his star to rise again. Once he starts to regain some modicum of respect for his acting abilities, he pisses it away by doing one shitty movie after another. I swear, that fucker never met a script he didn't like. For every Saturday Night Fever and Pulp Fiction, there's been 10 Look Who's Taking's. Of all the actors in Hollywood, both he and Tom Cruise have led the most charmed lives. If there was a just God, both of those fuckers would be bagging my groceries instead of raking in $25 million a picture.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
work might get in the way of this plan. Unless I just quit.

You quit your job, I'm gone. Remember- First I look at the purse (unless you have money already, then its okay).
You'll be left with Thurgreed's frenzied fumblings, and you'll need more than one little pill to live through that.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
In light of how young and hip all you stodgy FBers have made me feel today, I will be leaving now to have sex. Maybe I'll even pop a little blue pill in advance.

Oh, shit, I think that work might get in the way of this plan. Unless I just quit. That is what a carefree, young, hip type would do. Hmm.

Would it help if I just poured you a nice can of jesus juice?

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Some people take Viagra even though they don't *need* it. I first heard of this in the gay community, but I think it is pretty widespread now. Both women and men can take it pre-sex for some fun. Just so you know what the hipsters are doing.


ETA: been there, done that.

I think most of your edits got cut off somehow.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I assumed, by the fact that she is your girlfriend, that the lobotomy was complete.

TM

that, and the fact that she bought your sex-rap might have been another hint.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
There must be something in the water at NYPD blues. Smits, Schroeder, the women who played Diane all left after Caruso shoed it maybe wasn't such a good idea.
Looking like Dennis Franz has this benefit; you know to keep your TV paychecks coming and not dream of movies.

I'm pretty sure both Franz and Orbach* (both of whom understand their place in the world) can fulfill whatever their potential movie roles require in the time it takes them to walk from a shot to the craft (kraft? str8?) tables.

TM

*

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by spookyfish
John Travolta is an idiot.

raking in $25 million a picture.

Am I missing something? How is he an idiot?