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03-02-2004, 05:06 PM
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#4411
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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Un-Dateable Poll
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Originally posted by dtb
Ed Norton off the list
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Remind me to not wear my Ed Norton from Rounders burgundy leather jacket around you:
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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03-02-2004, 05:14 PM
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#4412
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Hello, Dum-Dum.
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Un-Dateable Poll
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Remind me to not wear my Ed Norton from Rounders burgundy leather jacket around you
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In the movie tragedy version of my life, I'd be played by Ed Norton.
In the movie comedy version of my life, I'd be played by Mackenzie Crook.
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03-02-2004, 05:23 PM
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#4413
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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Un-Dateable Poll
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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
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Comedy and tragedy:
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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03-02-2004, 05:24 PM
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#4414
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
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Un-Dateable Poll
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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
In the movie tragedy version of my life, I'd be played by Ed Norton.
In the movie comedy version of my life, I'd be played by Mackenzie Crook.
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And I'm guessing that in the tv sitcom version of your life you'd be played by this guy:
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03-02-2004, 05:29 PM
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#4415
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halfsharkalligatorhalfmod
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: The Ryugyong Hotel
Posts: 3,218
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Comedy and tragedy:
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Porn:
tragedy:
Drama:
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03-02-2004, 05:30 PM
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#4416
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
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Roles of my life...
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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
In the movie tragedy version of my life, I'd be played by Ed Norton.
In the movie comedy version of my life, I'd be played by Mackenzie Crook.
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I'd be played by Christina Ricci probably in both roles.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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03-02-2004, 05:38 PM
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#4417
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Moderasaurus Rex
Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 33,050
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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
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Drama:
Comedy:
eta: Someone tell me how to re-size, and I will -- sorry.
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“It was fortunate that so few men acted according to moral principle, because it was so easy to get principles wrong, and a determined person acting on mistaken principles could really do some damage." - Larissa MacFarquhar
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03-02-2004, 05:42 PM
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#4418
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
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Un-Dateable Poll
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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
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if my wife were the casting director:
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if Thurgreed were the Casting Director:
if I had casting approval:
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03-02-2004, 05:52 PM
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#4419
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Moderasaurus Rex
Join Date: May 2004
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heh
How boring were the Oscars? "Squarer than robot shit," said Salon's Cintra Wilson.
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“It was fortunate that so few men acted according to moral principle, because it was so easy to get principles wrong, and a determined person acting on mistaken principles could really do some damage." - Larissa MacFarquhar
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03-02-2004, 05:55 PM
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#4420
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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Roles of my life...
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I'd be played by Christina Ricci probably in both roles.
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If you look like Xtina Ricci, I'm fine with being your lesbian lover.
On that note, "Chicago today beat Los Angeles to be the host city for the 2006 Gay Games, the Federation of Gay Games announced today." See here: http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/l...l=chi-news-hed
(free reg. required)
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
Last edited by Did you just call me Coltrane?; 03-02-2004 at 06:01 PM..
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03-02-2004, 05:58 PM
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#4421
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hippity hop, hippity hop!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out to lunch
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Un-Dateable Poll
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Originally posted by dtb
Oh.My.God.
How did I not know this? Gross! He is off my laminated list (don't anyone tell him, though -- it would crush him.)
To be fair (although it doesn't get him back on the LL), now that I think about it, wasn't their, ahem, romance during the movie about Larry Flynt? Was she the official representative of Skanks R Us at the time, because I think her promotion happened post-Ed.
Who was the other chick he was hooked up with (other than Salma Hayek)? I seem to remember there was someone else he's been "associated" with.
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Wait...DTB and I both had Ed Norton on our laminated lists? I feel so honored, seriously. Of course, now that I know DTB is going to break his heart, maybe I'll got a chance for some ego-boost sex.
Sunny(fickle wench) Bunny
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KRUSTY
So he's proactive, huh?
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Oh, God, yes. We're talking about a totally outrageous paradigm.
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Excuse me, but "proactive" and "paradigm"? Aren't these just buzzwords that dumb people use to sound important? Not that I'm accusing you of anything like that.
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03-02-2004, 06:04 PM
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#4422
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
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Un-Dateable Poll
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Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
That just means that I will never sleep with Selma Hayek, as the sex-with-Courtney-factor ruins her via the transitive property. Damn.
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Shut the fuck up. I'd fuck Selma Hayek if she'd just had sex with a gaggle of homeless men. She's unruinable. Haven't you seen her tits in Frida?
As Steven Colbert would say with a twisted smile, "Pretty... amazing, John."
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All is for the best in the best of all possible worlds.
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03-02-2004, 06:04 PM
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I didn't do it.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 2,371
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Don't fake orgasms
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03-02-2004, 06:06 PM
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#4424
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
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Un-Dateable Poll
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Originally posted by Tyrone_Slothrop
Drama:
eta: Someone tell me how to re-size, and I will -- sorry.
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Hey douchebag... if you can't resize it, don't post it. Every time I try to read this thing I feel like there's a huge head in my monitor... prpbably because there is!
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All is for the best in the best of all possible worlds.
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03-02-2004, 06:07 PM
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#4425
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halfsharkalligatorhalfmod
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: The Ryugyong Hotel
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield I'd fuck Selma Hayek if she'd just had sex with a gaggle of homeless men.
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And I would film it and sell the gang-bang footage and retire on it.
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