Fashion Board 4-6-04 to 5-7-04

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Keen observation. And a willing mentor.

homophobe. I meant shoot, not blow. you're more sensitive than Sidd.

and don't you downplay who you were...
some13 year olds just want to get the pages stuck together. others are looking to create art, even if for anaudience of only the artist.....brav-fucking-o!

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I meant shoot, not blow. you're more sensitive than Sidd

Lighten up on Sidd. You'd feel the same way too if you were in his position. He's prematurely made partner in go-go times, buys the partner house, then he's stuck with the boom year partnership buy-in and the draining house payment. He had to lay off his star associate (former classmate and sushi buddy) to make room in the budget for Ty, a lesser producer whose memos are dotted with more references to Josh Marshall blogs than the preferable Prosser on Torts.

And Sidd had to defer to Ty because of the considerable power Ty wielded over the boards, but now he's gone. Deleted. Defenestrated. The only thing that remains is a shadow and an avatar that looks like a glowworm jogging across the ceiling of a cave in New Zealand. It would turn your world upside down.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
He had to lay off his star associate (former classmate and sushi buddy) to make room in the budget for Ty, a lesser producer

Wow. You're right. It would be like if Tony S. has to "fire" Paulie to make room for Tony B., and then TB is studying anatomy texts instead of earning. Hobbie-schmobie. Lawyers eat what they kill.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
How the hell can anyone even get off wearing these things after you've been dating someone on the pill for a long time? I know its necessary for one nighters and I wore the damn things religiously back in the day, but fuuuuuck, sex with and without them is like burgers compared to filet mignon.

If I were the type of Flower who engaged in the sexy sex type of stuff, I do not think I would favor the condom. Having said that, there are occasions when I prefer a good old burger to the finest cut of steak.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
If I were the type of Flower who engaged in the sexy sex type of stuff, I do not think I would favor the condom. Having said that, there are occasions when I prefer a good old burger to the finest cut of steak.

That is so hot.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I don't understand chicks who'll suck you off at the drop of a dime but won't fuck you until "it feels right."

If there are any such chicks on the FB, please feel free to contact me. Although yours truly is not one of those sexy sex-having types, I know plenty of gentlemen who would be willing to drop plenty of dimes without this apparent distraction of Sebastion that he needs to "understand" you.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
If I were the type of Flower who engaged in the sexy sex type of stuff, I do not think I would favor the condom. Having said that, there are occasions when I prefer a good old burger to the finest cut of steak.

Hypo.

You've just finished a spin class, where there were lots of "hills."
You and your classmates are having brunch in the club caf. bacon cheese Burger: salad: or tofu-burger?

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
That is so hot.

This phrase is almost as universally appropriate of a response as "Whiff." I will never ever tire of it.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
If there are any such chicks on the FB, please feel free to contact me. Although yours truly is not one of those sexy sex-having types, I know plenty of gentlemen who would be willing to drop plenty of dimes without this apparent distraction of Sebastion that he needs to "understand" you.

in ghetto talk "dime" means ten dollars, that might help understand what sebastian meant.

[Ty, Nee Slothrop]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
The only thing that remains is a shadow and an avatar that looks like a glowworm jogging across the ceiling of a cave in New Zealand. It would turn your world upside down.

Shadow my ass.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Hypo.

You've just finished a spin class, where there were lots of "hills."
You and your classmates are having brunch in the club caf. bacon cheese Burger: salad: or tofu-burger?

This is a fun one. I can just imagine your hypo, having been to a spin class earlier this evening where there were quite a few "hills." I participated in this spin class immediately after going on an Coltrane-esque outdoor cycling adventure with some of my buddies from spin class, during which we encountered a few hills without quotes! By the time I finished the indoor stationary bicycling spinning-type class this evening, I was actually feeling a bit dehydrated and queasy (it skyrocketed to the mid-80s today and both the outdoor cycling and the indoor stationary bicycling spinning-type class were quite warm). Absent the queasiness, however, I would have definitely gone for the bacon cheese burder. Or the tofu-burger. Possibly both.

[Monstrosity]

Keeping track of socks is really tough. I don't know how ncs and Sidd do it. But I'm getting really tired of that Kiwi glowworm, so perhaps I'll stick to this idiom now.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
in ghetto talk "dime" means ten dollars, that might help understand what sebastian meant.

You are so "street"!

[Fugee]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Yeah, it baffles me that someone who lives in Minnesota is constantly lording his supposed superiority over everyone else. Christ, Bilmore! Who from Minnesota does that? Who, Bilmore?

Don't hate me because I'm superior.

[Not Me]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
If there are any such chicks on the FB, please feel free to contact me. Although yours truly is not one of those sexy sex-having types, I know plenty of gentlemen who would be willing to drop plenty of dimes without this apparent distraction of Sebastion that he needs to "understand" you.

I require 3 months of consistent dating including many nice restaurant dates (entrees ~ $30 + >$60 bottle of wine) and presents and long discussions about who you are, what your life has been like and where you want your life to be in a few years, etc. During that 3 month period, I will let you feel my awesome breasts and maybe even suck them if I am in the mood. You can also rub my cooter through my clothes. I will rub yours through your clothes for about 2 strokes but that is it.

If after 3 months you haven't done anything to displease me, then you can see me naked. Timeline from that point on all depends on how much favor you curry with me.

Man must be attractive, extremely intelligent, in good shape, very well educated, have a sense of humor that comports with mine, and financially successful to qualify for this 3 month trial period. If you do not meet these criteria, you will not even be looked at twice by me as a potential b/f. I may be your friend if you are funny, though.