Fashion Board 4-6-04 to 5-7-04

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Reason #46: It couldn't get SD laid.

Reason #34: SD doesn't have one, so neither should you.

Reason #25: None of the frat boys from SD's house have one yet.

Reason #12: SD's wife hasn't purchased the latest "Hot Rod Chicks" with the Porsche on the cover yet.

And the #1 reason why you should listen to Sebby and never buy a Porsche: Oh, it makes no difference, he was just mouthing off as usual and you caught him, but there are exceptions to all of his rules and it doesn't really matter to him anyway because he just uses this board as a release when he's not pulling one over on opposing counsel or the male judge, who he would fuck for the right amount of money.

TM

I get your back and this is how you repay me? Fucking ingrate.

Why do I get to you so much? You could just pass me by... there's something in my posts that really irks you, and makes for hysterical replies like the one you offered above. You've really got to be King BigDick around here. Anyone who pokes fun at something you like gets a face full of shit.

Hey, you buy an image car, expect to get the criticism. I know lots of Porsche owners, and they all claim to love the car's technology. Hey, its a great car. I've driven one at 135 mph. On top of that, nothing lasts like a Porsche. Terrific investment cars. Its a hell of a car. But I ain't havin' it. Two reasons - it looks like a bug and carries too much stigma.

I'll take my silver 500SL, thank you.

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Huh. They can make that much of a difference with a cut and pastey job? Does that affect sensation?

I am sure they probably cut out some skin in other places to lift it, like a face lift. And I would think if you nips have been cut and pasted, they woud not have sensation. I also thought some, if not all, implant people dont have sensatin but I dont know. either way, the thought of having my nips cuts off is beyond chilling.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
I am sure they probably cut out some skin in other places to lift it, like a face lift. And I would think if you nips have been cut and pasted, they woud not have sensation. I also thought some, if not all, implant people dont have sensatin but I dont know. either way, the thought of having my nips cuts off is beyond chilling.

I know a chick who had a lift in college in conjunction with a reduction. I will never look at her the same.

That's some fucked up shit right there.

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I get your back and this is how you repay me? Fucking ingrate.

Why do I get to you so much? You could just pass me by... there's something in my posts that really irks you, and makes for hysterical replies like the one you offered above. You've really got to be King BigDick around here. Anyone who pokes fun at something you like gets a face full of shit.

Hey, you buy an image car, expect to get the criticism. I know lots of Porsche owners, and they all claim to love the car's technology. Hey, its a great car. I've driven one at 135 mph. On top of that, nothing lasts like a Porsche. Terrific investment cars. Its a hell of a car. But I ain't havin' it. Two reasons - it looks like a bug and carries too much stigma.

I'll take my silver 500SL, thank you.

translation: my wife just took my paycheck and bought a Mini.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Reason #55 your Porsche is not cool.

Cool or not, I'm alive because two people thought they were very cool.

My dad was an hour and a half late picking up my mom for their blind date with a really crappy excuse. She fully admits that the Porsche was the only thing that prevented her from telling him to fuck off.

I've driven a 1978 928 and a 2000 Carerra 2 (the 1969 912 was sold before I was old enough to drive). They're unbelievable cars.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by sunnybunny
How correct you are. Now, when was the last time her tits were sagging. She had big tits, they started to sag, and then she put melons in to lift her tits that were sagging. They don't sag anymore. they used to sag, because they used to be real, idiot.

I never even watch the show, but I did see her last video, and they appeared to sag there. I think that was a few months ago, idiot.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I get your back and this is how you repay me? Fucking ingrate.

I drafted that before you backed me up on Simpson. But who am I kidding? I wouldn't have been able to resist anyway.

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Why do I get to you so much? You could just pass me by... there's something in my posts that really irks you, and makes for hysterical replies like the one you offered above. You've really got to be King BigDick around here. Anyone who pokes fun at something you like gets a face full of shit.

Please. I'm just giving you shit. Your post didn't irk me. I was just fucking with you a little bit.

(But I do like being called King BigDick. I thought I'd never here it again after I told your sister to get the hell out of my Porsche.)

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Hey, you buy an image car, expect to get the criticism. I know lots of Porsche owners, and they all claim to love the car's technology. Hey, its a great car. I've driven one at 135 mph. On top of that, nothing lasts like a Porsche. Terrific investment cars. Its a hell of a car. But I ain't havin' it. Two reasons - it looks like a bug and carries too much stigma.

This is exactly what I don't get. Why do you care what other people think of you because of what you drive? If you (or anyone else -- I noted you think it looks like a bug), like the car, think it's a great investment and love the technology, who the fuck cares if another Sebby thinks you're trying to make a statement with it?

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I'll take my silver 500SL, thank you.

Ugh. That car makes you look like a guy who buys a car because you think no one will think you bought it to project an image. I'm not havin' it. Too much stigma.

TM

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield


I'll take my silver 500SL, thank you.

And I'll take something that gets me from A to B plus 10 overseas vacations.

[bilmore]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
This is exactly what I don't get. Why do you care what other people think of you because of what you drive?

Not to get in the middle of this fun, but isn't that just another form of fashion? People dress in ways that they think will impress others - why not buy your cars that way, too?

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
And I'll take something that gets me from A to B plus 10 overseas vacations.

This is so not hot.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
And I'll take something that gets me from A to B plus 10 overseas vacations.

I hear the Eastern European chicks still dig the Yugo.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by bilmore
Not to get in the middle of this fun, but isn't that just another form of fashion? People dress in ways that they think will impress others - why not buy your cars that way, too?

The people who have no style or tastes of their own and dress a certain way solely because they don't want other people to judge them a certain way are just as stupid.

If you like the cut, color and fit of a shirt, why wouldn't you buy it because someone you don't know will try to label you based on where you got it? That's just stupid.

Obviously this doesn't apply to extremes like PLF's pants, but damn. Isn't there something to be said for being your own person and exhibiting some individuality?

TM

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Honest question: Isn't some kind of implant necessary for a lift?? They can't lift them up by their own boob straps, can they?

The doctor kind of pinches the skin underneath, like a dart, so they lift up. Then they move the nipple up so you get kind of a lollipop-shaped scar.

(I realize this is very not hot, and will cease immediately after this about medical discussions of boobies)

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
And I'll take something that gets me from A to B plus 10 overseas vacations.

You have so never lived. I dated a guy who said a car is just transportation. I dumped him that night. A person who doesn't understand the thrill of the "yee - hah!" just doesn't know what they're missing.

OH, and check this out http://clownstaples.toiletstall.us/swf/arms12.swf
(spree: not car related and totally work safe - just something funky to check out).

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
This is so not hot.

You could get full wheelbarrow action in the back of that thing. It's a regular Shaggin' Wagon.