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05-06-2004, 07:12 PM
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#4951
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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PSA
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Why? If he helps it's no longer masturbation.
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If you are watching porn, or reading smut, it is helpful, but that doesn't make it not masturbation. I presumed he was going to buy me Vol. 10 of America's Best Switch Hitters.
ETA, scroll then post. scroll then post. scroll then post.
And, Jesus Coltrane, look at the tail on that lizard!!!!!
Last edited by ltl/fb; 05-06-2004 at 07:18 PM..
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05-06-2004, 07:26 PM
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#4952
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
Posts: 86,129
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PSA
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
If you are watching porn, or reading smut, it is helpful, but that doesn't make it not masturbation. I presumed he was going to buy me Vol. 10 of America's Best Switch Hitters.
ETA, scroll then post. scroll then post. scroll then post.
And, Jesus Coltrane, look at the tail on that lizard!!!!!
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ummm, those who read politics know SS was outed as a pimply teenage boy from Manitoba. SS Trivia!!
the avatar is actually often less scaly than him IRL when he uses the "drying" med.
His photo might not help fringe masturbate, but SS knowing a girl might be touching it?
"SS why are the underwear pps from my JC Penny catalog all stuck together?"
"mom, I was making a model airplane and accidently spilled the Elmer's- honest" |
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05-06-2004, 07:26 PM
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#4953
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Fast left eighty slippy
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 1,236
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Segue...
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Originally posted by str8outavannuys
On this, national "Friends" day, I defy anyone to come up with something from Friends funnier than the Jimmy James/Dave exchange above, or the scene where Dave is reading complaints out of the complaint box, or the entire Super Monkey Death Car episode, or . . .
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Which reminds me, can you use your Californication connections and find out when the fuck they're finally going to release it on DVD? |
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05-06-2004, 07:30 PM
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#4954
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Hersssssssss
If I can get those guys to work on a picture of me, I will definitely be submitting for breasticle day. Hell, I could submit an entire body shot (including face) and no one would recognize me. I'd be hotter than hell, though. |
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05-06-2004, 07:31 PM
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#4955
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Good monkey!
Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 35
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
And, Jesus Coltrane, look at the tail on that lizard!!!!!
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For a warm-blooded tail, think monkey.
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Not Not-Ty by nature.
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05-06-2004, 07:34 PM
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#4956
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Originally posted by Not Flinty
For a warm-blooded tail, think monkey.
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Monkey tails are skinny skinny skinny. Plus, judging by your avatar, you either don't have one at all or it is soaked in urine and feces. |
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05-06-2004, 07:36 PM
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#4957
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Too Lazy to Google
Join Date: Nov 2003
Posts: 4,460
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Unpopular woman: bitch or victim?
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
And it goes another step (sometimes) in the case of the women. When other women find out that the hot woman they don't know is cool and can discuss sports or doesn't have to worry about how little she'll have to eat and how much she'll have to work out over the next 3 weeks if she has a cheeseburger and a few beers, they really fucking hate her. Especially if guys like to hang around her. At that point, it doesn't matter how nice she is. She is labelled as the woman who markets herself exclusively to guys and can't buy a female friend (unless she finds another woman who has the same skills).
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I don't discuss sports (it is lame) but I do eat and drink to my hearts content and not have to worry about it.
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Last edited by Not Me; 05-06-2004 at 07:39 PM..
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05-06-2004, 07:37 PM
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#4958
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crush list?!!?
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: old skool
Posts: 90
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PSA
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Monkey tails are skinny skinny skinny. Plus, judging by your avatar, you either don't have one at all or it is soaked in urine and feces.
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ya know even though going back to the earliest days of infirm when I was just hitting my middling stride, I found that most of your posts failed to deliver any oooomph, I have really come to enjoy your rhetorical stylings of late. It reminds me of when I first discovered the world wide web, only it was much narrower back then and not so wordly. It was the mid 90s and I used to spend my Saturday afternoons at the univerity’s computer lab with my buddies jeff hatfield, Spikie and Kella. We would drink wine coolers and plot world domination on the motherboard of our Macs. Later I would go back to my dorm, drunk, and I'd rock out to some tunes in the party room. I found dutch techno music very inspiring and oft times I would write. Like you. Have you ever been to Ceylon?
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05-06-2004, 07:46 PM
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#4959
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Good monkey!
Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 35
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Monkey tails are skinny skinny skinny. Plus, judging by your avatar, you either don't have one at all or it is soaked in urine and feces.
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It's prehensile. Think about it.
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Last edited by Not Flinty; 05-06-2004 at 07:51 PM..
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05-06-2004, 08:26 PM
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#4960
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Hello, Dum-Dum.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 10,117
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"Inner strength! Inner strength."
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Originally posted by str8outavannuys
"Chopper Dave, come in Chopper Dave, we have 'uh-oh.'"
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I watched it six or seven times until my wife begged me to delete it off the Tivo. ("Pee-vo.") She doesn't get it. Frankly, neither do I, but I laughed my ass off anyway. There are times I don't understand the show at all, but it's fucking hilarious.
"Look, what's done is done. There's no reasoning with me."
"No, leave it in, leave it in there! It was in my butt." |
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05-06-2004, 08:29 PM
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#4961
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Registered User
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Ty-land
Posts: 22
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"Inner strength! Inner strength."
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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
I watched it six or seven times until my wife begged me to delete it off the Tivo. ("Pee-vo.") She doesn't get it. Frankly, neither do I, but I laughed my ass off anyway. There are times I don't understand the show at all, but it's fucking hilarious.
"Look, what's done is done. There's no reasoning with me."
"No, leave it in, leave it in there! It was in my butt."
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Sealab, right? based upon this forum I have made my family watch it 2 times. it seemed completely straight both times, like johnny quest- but you're saying its not- maybe i saw the wrong parts of the wrong episodes.
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05-06-2004, 08:44 PM
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#4962
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Good monkey!
Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 35
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"Inner strength! Inner strength."
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Originally posted by PuriTY
Sealab, right? based upon this forum I have made my family watch it 2 times. it seemed completely straight both times, like johnny quest- but you're saying its not- maybe i saw the wrong parts of the wrong episodes.
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Hi, Hank.
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05-06-2004, 08:50 PM
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#4963
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crush list?!!?
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: old skool
Posts: 90
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"Inner strength! Inner strength."
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Originally posted by Not Flinty
Hi, Hank.
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Hi!
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05-06-2004, 09:03 PM
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#4964
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Registered User
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Ty-land
Posts: 22
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"Inner strength! Inner strength."
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Originally posted by Not Flinty
Hi, Hank.
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on politics i meant to post as you- the above was a log in error. i meant the sealab post to be Hank- oh Ty! all anyone wants is for you to come back like we knew you. don't you read Updike- Rabbit came back to janice and she drowned their fucking baby.
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05-06-2004, 09:30 PM
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#4965
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: i put on my robe and wizard hat
Posts: 4,837
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"Inner strength! Inner strength."
Quote:
Originally posted by PuriTY
on politics i meant to post as you- the above was a log in error. i meant the sealab post to be Hank- oh Ty! all anyone wants is for you to come back like we knew you. don't you read Updike- Rabbit came back to janice and she drowned their fucking baby.
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I'm starting to question my very existence. Am I actually Not Not Flinty, which would also make me Not Not Not Ty? If so, I think I'm wearing someone else's pants.
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I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet.
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