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12-17-2004, 02:58 PM
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#1576
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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Originally posted by mmm3587
Ridiculously long post
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Holy shit. Are you dictating this to your secretary?
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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12-17-2004, 02:59 PM
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#1577
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
Posts: 6,004
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Originally posted by mmm3587
This is fun...I just got a Jamba and was hoping something like this would be here for me to respond to while I languish on this call...
And then I got bored....
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Could you please stop? My scrolling finger is getting tired. |
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12-17-2004, 02:59 PM
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#1578
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Government Yard in Trenchtown
Posts: 20,182
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Confidential to RP
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
FUCK YOU. I WOULD NEVER WEAR SOMETHING SLUTTY TO WORK.
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WAIT A MINUTE! Not even under the right circumstances?
How about to the office Holiday party? |
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12-17-2004, 03:00 PM
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#1579
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
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Originally posted by mmm3587
How old were you when that mean Skull called you homely and it got around the sorority house? Let it go. It's obvious the word riles you up. From now on, I'll stick to haggard and frumpy.
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Yeah, that's what this is about. But good way to win the argument -- say that at bottom, it's all about my looks, and not your words. |
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12-17-2004, 03:00 PM
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#1580
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Fast left eighty slippy
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 1,236
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Holy shit. Are you dictating this to your secretary?
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No, she would never make that none...are mistake. Fuck, I type 100 words a minute. I've got to make my 720 posts count! |
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12-17-2004, 03:01 PM
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#1581
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Could you please stop? My scrolling finger is getting tired.
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That's not your diddling finger too, is it?
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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12-17-2004, 03:01 PM
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#1582
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Fast left eighty slippy
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 1,236
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Could you please stop? My scrolling finger is getting tired.
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Just lay back for a second, then. And move your hand. |
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12-17-2004, 03:01 PM
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#1583
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Could you please stop? My scrolling finger is getting tired.
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If you put him on ignore, you don't have to scroll and you also don't have to look at the skanky-guy avatar. |
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12-17-2004, 03:02 PM
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#1584
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Moderasaurus Rex
Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 33,053
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Originally posted by mmm3587
No, she would never make that none...are mistake. Fuck, I type 100 words a minute. I've got to make my 720 posts count!
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If you'd post more often, you wouldn't mind those short posts that don't say anything.
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“It was fortunate that so few men acted according to moral principle, because it was so easy to get principles wrong, and a determined person acting on mistaken principles could really do some damage." - Larissa MacFarquhar
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12-17-2004, 03:06 PM
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#1585
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,278
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
That's not your diddling finger too, is it?
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Before I entered the electronic age, carpal tunnel-like symptoms occassionally fucked up mastrubation. There were a couple of phone sex encounters that ended with "ow, ow, my hand just cramped up."
Those were unsatisfying sessions.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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12-17-2004, 03:06 PM
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#1586
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
Posts: 9,954
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Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
If you'd post more often, you wouldn't mind those short posts that don't say anything.
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12-17-2004, 03:08 PM
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#1587
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Fast left eighty slippy
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 1,236
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Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
Yeah, that's what this is about. But good way to win the argument -- say that at bottom, it's all about my looks, and not your words.
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I just assumed that's why your face is obscured in the avatar.
Ok, truce. Can we just agree that I'm a sexist fuck and that I'm not allowed to talk about gender issues because I'm not a woman and call it a day? And that you will make sure to attack anyone who ever evaluates the physical appearance of a human being on this board? And correct all grammar mistakes? And I will ask you to the next FB mixer and hit on you because you are smart and funny, but I won't look at your body or your face at all, because considering women's appearances is wrong? Ok? |
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12-17-2004, 03:10 PM
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#1588
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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Apprentice Spoilers
Quote:
Originally posted by mmm3587
I just assumed that's why your face is obscured in the avatar.
Ok, truce. Can we just agree that I'm a sexist fuck and that I'm not allowed to talk about gender issues because I'm not a woman and call it a day? And that you will make sure to attack anyone who ever evaluates the physical appearance of a human being on this board? And correct all grammar mistakes? And I will ask you to the next FB mixer and hit on you because you are smart and funny, but I won't look at your body or your face at all, because considering women's appearances is wrong? Ok?
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This is hackneyed and trite, but you just don't get it. Oh well, my hat is off to you that you seem to get laid and seem relatively ok with yourself in spite of it. |
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12-17-2004, 03:10 PM
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#1589
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halfsharkalligatorhalfmod
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: The Ryugyong Hotel
Posts: 3,218
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Quote:
Originally posted by mmm3587
I just assumed that's why your face is obscured in the avatar.
Ok, truce. Can we just agree that I'm a sexist fuck and that I'm not allowed to talk about gender issues because I'm not a woman and call it a day? And that you will make sure to attack anyone who ever evaluates the physical appearance of a human being on this board? And correct all grammar mistakes? And I will ask you to the next FB mixer and hit on you because you are smart and funny, but I won't look at your body or your face at all, because considering women's appearances is wrong? Ok?
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You didn't say please.
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12-17-2004, 03:11 PM
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#1590
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
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Apprentice Spoilers
Quote:
Originally posted by mmm3587
I just assumed that's why your face is obscured in the avatar.
Ok, truce. Can we just agree that I'm a sexist fuck and that I'm not allowed to talk about gender issues because I'm not a woman and call it a day? And that you will make sure to attack anyone who ever evaluates the physical appearance of a human being on this board? And correct all grammar mistakes? And I will ask you to the next FB mixer and hit on you because you are smart and funny, but I won't look at your body or your face at all, because considering women's appearances is wrong? Ok?
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You really are an idiot. You have missed every point I was making. Obviously it's easier for you to think I'm categorizing you, and to categorize me, than it is to develop a more nuanced view.
But sure, "truce." |
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