Fringey's taut-abbed painter

[baltassoc]

Originally posted by Anne Elk
Are they any good in the sack?

Now how the hell am I supposed to know that?

How taught are their abs?

I haven't seen any of them with their shirts off in years. No idea. Probably not bad, though, since they all seem to be in pretty good shape generally.

I get to DC at least once a quarter, would that be too much of a committment?

Maybe not. PM me knext time you're down, and I'll see what I can do.

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
And to think that one of my favorite holiday activities is to listen to Lennon's "And So This Is Christmas" back to back with McCartney's "Wonderful Christmas."

That is harsh.

I had forgotten about Lennon's death, too. I suspect that no one will be able to forget next year, with all of the 25th Anniversary of The Day The Music Died nonsense all over the place.

(Apropos of nothing, I used to have a t-shirt with "Marxist-Lennonist" on the front, with pictures of John and Groucho on the back -- the College Republican cokeheads used to get all pissy about it, saying stuff like "Stalin would have shot you for that, you pussy.")

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by spookyfish
They killed the wrong Beatle.

I'm not aware of any limits.

[Sir Paul]

Originally posted by spookyfish
They killed the wrong Beatle.

Bugger off.

[Fugee]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
This is the funniest load of crap I've ever heard.

Hey, I didn't write them, I'm just the reporter. And since you asked, never dated a married man, never knowingly would.

There really only needed to be two rules and there are probably real-life situations that prove there are exceptions to them:

1. If you are making a lot of excuses for him (he's too busy at work to go out/spend more time with me, he's been hurt in relationships before, blah blah blah), there's a good chance HJNTIY.

2. If you are OK with what you're getting from him (emotionally, this isn't about jewelry!), cool. If it's making you nuts/unhappy/neurotic, don't hang around trying to change him/make him love you/commit to you. Move on.

[Bad_Rich_Chic]

Originally posted by Not Bob
I had forgotten about Lennon's death, too.

I saw some news thing this morning about losers sitting in front of the Dakota paying Lennon songs (badly). [best cartman voice]Goddamn hippies![/best cartman voice]

(Apropos of nothing, I used to have a t-shirt with "Marxist-Lennonist" on the front, with pictures of John and Groucho on the back -- the College Republican cokeheads used to get all pissy about it, saying stuff like "Stalin would have shot you for that, you pussy.")

Those guys were hilarious. After co-founding my college's Young Socialist Political and Tippling Society (I insisted on being Treasurer), I used to tell them to loosen the tie and embrace the love that dare not speak its name when they got all stroppy.

BR(However, I did watch one of them take apart an animal rights protestor in a down jacket once, which made me develop a huge crush on him that makes me feel all hot at the site of bow ties to this day.)C

[SlaveNoMore]

spookyfish
They killed the wrong Beatle.

Harrison & Lennon dead - McCartney & Starkey alive
Garcia & Pigpen dead - Weir & Donna Jean alive
Strummer dead - Jones alive
Eazy E dead - Dre alive

Shit just ain't right.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Eazy E dead - Dre alive

Shit just ain't right.

What exactly is the problem with this last one? Considering the fact that Cube wrote all of Eazy E's lyrics and Dre produced all the music, when NWA was any good, I'm anticipating being entertained by your answer.

TM

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Harrison & Lennon dead - McCartney & Starkey alive
Garcia & Pigpen dead - Weir & Donna Jean alive
Strummer dead - Jones alive
Eazy E dead - Dre alive

Shit just ain't right.

and Mick Jones was fine too. if you need a fourth set use Karen/Richard Carpenter or Sonny/Cher.

I can't believe Al Lewis made it through the year.

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Harrison & Lennon dead - McCartney & Starkey alive
Garcia & Pigpen dead - Weir & Donna Jean alive
Strummer dead - Jones alive
Eazy E dead - Dre alive

Shit just ain't right.

Karen dead, Richard alive (well, as far as I know). Where is the justice?

On the positive side of the ledger, we've got Brian alive, much less talented brothers all dead. Sadly, even less talented cousin still lives.

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
and Mick Jones was fine too. if you need a fourth set use Karen/Richard Carpenter or Sonny/Cher.

I can't believe Al Lewis made it through the year.

I am deeply disturbed that Hank beat me to the Carpenters punch.

On a brighter note, I hit #500 with a one-word post on the family board: marijuana.

[SlaveNoMore]

ThurgreedMarshall
What exactly is the problem with this last one? Considering the fact that Cube wrote all of Eazy E's lyrics and Dre produced all the music, when NWA was any good, I'm anticipating being entertained by your answer.

TM

I knew this one would bug you, Mona.



not7y("In a flash/they never sees me")S

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
I knew this one would bug you, Mona.



not7y("In a flash/they never sees me")S

Translation: I got nothing.

TM

[Anne Elk]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Translation: HJITIM.

TM

He might be, but with that much of an age difference, I am NOT going to be the pursuer. If he asked me out I'd probably go for fun and a fling.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Anne Elk
He might be, but with that much of an age difference, I am NOT going to be the pursuer. If he asked me out I'd probably go for fun and a fling.

Mmmmm, sex. Best invention EVER. Soooooooo good.