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12-21-2004, 06:28 PM
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Red state baby-cutting
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Originally posted by mmm3587
You're a jackass. It's a legitimate question; you made your mentor joke already. You can just cut the baby the fuck out and tie the cord and it's all done? If the answer's yes, fine. But CNN and some other web sources suggest it was not regularly done, even when the mother was dead or dying, until the 1300-1500s. Was there just no understanding of the human anatomy? Not enough sharp knives? Aversion to the idea of cutting someone opn? Did the Kansas woman just get lucky and it's not really that easy and the baby usually dies without the proper technique? What?
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It's easy if you possess the commonsense, experience-based intelligence prevalent in rural Kansas.
Now please forgive me, I'm off to practice with my new band, Atticus Grinch and the Melvern Fetus Farmers.
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12-21-2004, 06:28 PM
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#2102
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Location: Government Yard in Trenchtown
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What you will really find at Holy Cross
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
[photos]
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Your yearbook photos! How nice. |
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12-21-2004, 06:31 PM
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#2103
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What you will really find at Holy Cross
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
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There were also some hot Puerto Rican chicks.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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12-21-2004, 06:31 PM
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I'm getting there!
Join Date: Dec 2004
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Red state baby-cutting
Good read. It's not often you see THIS sentence bandied about, "By dint of his work in animal husbandry, Nufer also possessed a modicum of anatomical knowledge." [snicker] Animal husbandry [/snicker] |
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12-21-2004, 06:39 PM
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Fast left eighty slippy
Join Date: Apr 2003
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Red state baby-cutting
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I'm being nice. Go read.
ETA: There is some ancient "no man born of woman" could kill something or another myth where the loophole turned out to be that the hero was born via cesarian.
Also, remember that medicine has been separated from childbirth until very recently. There were some barriers to the trade set up by the docs/barbers, who weren't too interested in women learning how easy it is to cut people open.
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Thanks for the link and the info. |
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12-21-2004, 06:42 PM
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#2106
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Red state baby-cutting
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Originally posted by Seasonal Sock
Good read. It's not often you see THIS sentence bandied about, "By dint of his work in animal husbandry, Nufer also possessed a modicum of anatomical knowledge." [snicker] Animal husbandry [/snicker]
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I'm also remembering that some asshole decided at some point that labor pains are women's just and fair punishment for Eve's tempting Adam, and cesarian sections cheated God out of getting his fair share of pennance from we tempting evil women. I trust, if there is a God, that the motherfucker is langushing in hell in labor for eternity.
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12-21-2004, 06:43 PM
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#2107
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
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Red state baby-cutting
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I'm being nice. Go read.
ETA: There is some ancient "no man born of woman" could kill something or another myth where the loophole turned out to be that the hero was born via cesarian.
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It was Macbeth. His killer (MacDuff?) was born via caesarean.
Maybe it was MacGruff. I mix characters up sometimes. |
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12-21-2004, 06:46 PM
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#2108
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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Red state baby-cutting
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
It was Macbeth. His killer (MacDuff?) was born via caesarean.
Maybe it was MacGruff. I mix characters up sometimes.
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MacDuff was his killer. I recently read a Cliff's Notes knock-off on MacBeth so that I could follow what was happening in another book, which seemed to think I would be familiar with the plot of MacBeth. |
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12-21-2004, 06:48 PM
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#2109
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Location: State of Chaos
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Red state baby-cutting
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
MacDuff was his killer. I recently read a Cliff's Notes knock-off on MacBeth so that I could follow what was happening in another book, which seemed to think I would be familiar with the plot of MacBeth.
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Whiff!
I was pretending to be a rube. I also like the image of MacGruff the Crime Dog in his trench coat, facing Macbeth on the field, explaining that he was from his mother's womb untimely ripped (I really did remember that without Google), and chopping off his head.
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12-21-2004, 06:49 PM
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#2110
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Join Date: Mar 2003
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Bleeding Kansas.
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I have, ahem, some experience with Holy Cross chicks, or at least one chick from Holy Cross. She never fucked The Sports Guy, but she must be kinda easy or she wouldn't be with me. I don't think I could go there, though. All the guys are named Patrick.
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I have never fucked an Irish chick. Are they any good?
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12-21-2004, 06:50 PM
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#2111
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Join Date: Mar 2003
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Red state baby-cutting
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
It was Macbeth. His killer (MacDuff?) was born via caesarean.
Maybe it was MacGruff. I mix characters up sometimes.
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That ain't it.
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12-21-2004, 06:51 PM
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#2112
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
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Red state baby-cutting
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
That ain't it.
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I think Lenny from Law and Order is based on MacGruff. |
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12-21-2004, 06:51 PM
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#2113
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Bleeding Kansas.
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I have never fucked an Irish chick. Are they any good?
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She's neither Irish nor Catholic.
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12-21-2004, 06:52 PM
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#2114
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Moderator
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New buzzwords
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Originally posted by bill killer
Dealing with these jargonautic fools is the single biggest downside to being in-house.
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I at least get to see them flame out magnificently on my end. I wallow in very little schaedenfreude, but when it comes to that breed of vacant douchebag, I find myself snickering when I see his bkcy schedules.
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12-21-2004, 06:53 PM
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#2115
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Appalaichan Trail
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Red state baby-cutting
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
It was Macbeth. His killer (MacDuff?) was born via caesarean.
Maybe it was MacGruff. I mix characters up sometimes.
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Wasn't Macbeth the killer? |
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