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[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
It was Macbeth. His killer (MacDuff?) was born via caesarean.

Maybe it was MacGruff. I mix characters up sometimes.

It was Macduff. The witches tell Macbeth "Be bloody, bold, and resolute; laugh to scorn the power of man, for none of woman born shall harm Macbeth."

Later, when he and Macduff battle to the death he cries "Lay on Macduff, and damned be he that first cries Hold! Enough!"

And Macduff says something about being from his mother's womb "untimely ripped".

See? All that English Lit was good for something. I did all that without looking it up....

eta: Fucking RP....

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by dtb
Wasn't Macbeth the killer?

SPOILER SPACE, PLEASE!

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
It was Macduff. The witches tell Macbeth "Be bloody, bold, and resolute; laugh to scorn the power of man, for none of woman born shall harm Macbeth."

Later, when he and Macduff battle to the death he cries "Lay on Macduff, and damned be he that first cries Hold! Enough!"

And Macduff says something about being from his mother's womb "untimely ripped".

See? All that English Lit was good for something. I did all that without looking it up....

Dear dtb,

Never mind.

Love,

Shape Shifter

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by mmm3587
Anyway, how do the fundies feel about blowjobs in marriage? Isn't that as much of a sin? Or are only the Catholics doing the "every sperm is sacred" thing?

1. Pretty damn jazzed, even if they don't admit it.

2. As much of a sin as what? Fucking your sister or your daughter?

3. If thats a sin, heaven's empty.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
I think Lenny from Law and Order is based on MacGruff.

MacGruff was a drinker.

TM

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Later, when he and Macduff battle to the death he cries "Lay on Macduff, and damned be he that first cries Hold! Enough!"

eta: Fucking RP....

I didn't remember this line at first, but now I recall acting it out with you in our Shakespearean Tragedy seminar sophomore year.

[baltassoc]

Originally posted by mmm3587
But CNN and some other web sources suggest it was not regularly done, even when the mother was dead or dying, until the 1300-1500s.

There was, of course, Ceasar.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by baltassoc
There was, of course, Ceasar.

Um, different play.

East coast intellectual my ass.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by baltassoc
There was, of course, Ceasar.

He invented the salad, right?

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
He invented the salad, right?

In Tiajuana.

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I at least get to see them flame out magnificently on my end. I wallow in very little schaedenfreude, but when it comes to that breed of vacant douchebag, I find myself snickering when I see his bkcy schedules.

How is the novel coming?

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield

1. Pretty damn jazzed, even if they don't admit it.

Would you just fucking make up your mind on the bj thing?

p.s. mmmm would like your wife to peg him, please.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
He invented the salad, right?

So who is credited with the first tossing?

TM

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Whiff!

I was pretending to be a rube. I also like the image of MacGruff the Crime Dog in his trench coat, facing Macbeth on the field, explaining that he was from his mother's womb untimely ripped (I really did remember that without Google), and chopping off his head.

You are so mean today. Is Tuesday the new Friday?

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
You are so mean today. Is Tuesday the new Friday?

You don't think MMMMacbeth deserved what he got?