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[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I'm glad you're here! John Mellencamp video about a cripple and a midget. WTF?

I liked him better as John Cougar. Little pink houses and all.
The cripple and midget are clearly a reference to drugs.

[NotFromHere]

Anyone play this game?

HOUSTON, - A Texas teenager shown bare-breasted on "The Guy Game" video game has sued its designer and distributor and manufacturers of the machines on which it is played in an attempt to halt further sales.

A state judge agreed, at least temporarily, and issued a restraining order this week to block further distribution by game designer Topheavy Studios.
The plaintiff, whose name was not revealed in the Austin, Texas, lawsuit, says she was 17 when she consented to a revealing appearance before Topheavy's cameras as part of spring-break revelry at South Padre Island, Texas.

She says in the suit she was promoted as one of more than 60 "actual Spring Break Hotties" who posed for game developers at South Padre Island, Texas' top beach destination for college-age fun-seekers.

The lawsuit says the girl appears topless in the game as a reward for successful answers to trivia questions. Her breasts are exposed in a manner that is "sexually suggestive, lewd and lascivious," the petition said.

Stupid chick - that's what she gets for flashing. She wanted the notoriety and now she doesn't.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I'm a Roman Catholic,
And have been since before I was born,
And the one thing they say about Catholics is:
They'll take you as soon as you're warm.

You don't have to be a six-footer.
You don't have to have a great brain.
You don't have to have any clothes on. You're
A Catholic the moment Dad came,

Because

Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

1. What about the sperm that don't make it into the egg? Is each one of those lost sperm a sin on the part of the man, or is there some rule that says its not a sin to waste inside the vagnial canal?

2. Is it a sin to waste sperm by having sex with no intention of procreating?

3. Is a wet dream an involuntary sin? And if so, what kind of penalty does God invoke where there's lack of specific intent?

4. Is the "rhythm method" a sinful practice?

5. Does anyone at all think that Catholicism makes a fucking shred of sense?

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
I liked him better as John Cougar. Little pink houses and all.
The cripple and midget are clearly a reference to a drug induced dream of going to the Chinaski household and seeing you ride off into the sunset with your sister in the sidecar. Kind of an escape from your roots since you don't type the English so well.

Real Hank here now.....
Hey. Sorry about that last post. My cousin's husband did that- wanker. In fact, every mean thing "Hank" said to nfh this year was from him. Check the dates, they all came during a holiday period. For 2005 I resolve to log off during family gathering- you deserve that much nfh.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
I liked him better as John Cougar. Little pink houses and all.
The cripple and midget are clearly a reference to a drug induced dream of going to the Chinaski household and seeing you ride off into the sunset with your sister in the sidecar. Kind of an escape from your roots since you don't type the English so well.

Damn. Hank, let me know if you need any help.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Real Hank here now.....
Hey. Sorry about that last post. My cousin's husband did that- wanker. In fact, every mean thing "Hank" said to nfh this year was from him. Check the dates, they all came during a holiday period. For 2005 I resolve to log off during family gathering- you deserve that much nfh.

See above.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Is there such a thing as too tight?

Also, earlobes have accupressure points on the tips, but not everyone is sensitive and not everyone is skilled enough to locate the pressure points without annoying the recipient. Note to former boyfriend: Blowing on the ear does absolutely NOTHING to stimulate anything.

Generally speaking, no. But I did have an experience once where I found myself scanning the room for a shoehorn.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
See above.

You guys are still coming over Xmas eve, right?

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
You guys are still coming over Xmas eve, right?

Depends. Can I use your computer?

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
This is why I asked. I have no idea how it feels inside, and I don't want to hurt anyone.

I've never been hurt, but I have hurt someone when he mis-judged his aim and hit my pelvis instead of his intended target. We had to suspend activities for a little while afterwards. That's a separate issue from too tight, though.

You've never had something bumped by the head of something else? This was referred to as "bottoming out" by a caller on that Canadian sex doctor show.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Then he can blame the bad stuff on the computer on the guests. Duh.

"What? www.ratemypoo.com? Musta been cousin Eddie."

Speaking of cousing Eddie, I'm going to bring the dickie back.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
I swear that sometimes Sebby is my husband. He won't let me touch his ears. Personally I'm OK with the earlobes, I just don't want anything IN my ear.

I'm not phobic about the ear thing; I just think its a waste of time. Its wasted foreplay that, for some odd reason, just about every chick I know has insisted trying on me.

I also don't find ears at all attractive. In fact, they're ugly.

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
1. What about the sperm that don't make it into the egg? Is each one of those lost sperm a sin on the part of the man, or is there some rule that says its not a sin to waste inside the vagnial canal?

No sin. Those guys started their journey via sex open to conception, so it's fine.

2. Is it a sin to waste sperm by having sex with no intention of procreating?

Depends. If you don't want to get pregnant, but don't take "artificial" steps to prevent it, you're fine. (Assuming that you're both married. Uh, to each other.) "Artificial" birth control is verboten -- no condoms, pills, gels, creams, foams, etc. The question you didn't ask -- but probably will -- about whether married people having non-intercourse sex is a sin remains open, depending upon who you ask. And, I suppose, dependant upon whether you intended to come in/on your wife's mouth, hand, ass, toes, decolletage, panties, etc. or not.

3. Is a wet dream an involuntary sin? And if so, what kind of penalty does God invoke where there's lack of specific intent?

Nope, not a sin.

4. Is the "rhythm method" a sinful practice?

No, because it doesn't qualify as "artificial" birth control. And, as the old joke goes: What do you call people who practice the rhythm method? Parents.

5. Does anyone at all think that Catholicism makes a fucking shred of sense?

I imagine some people do.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
You've never had something bumped by the head of something else? This was referred to as "bottoming out" by a caller on that Canadian sex doctor show.

As far as I can tell, my cervix has survived its encounters with a variety of penises relatively unscathed, and I have never had complaints about the relative sizes of the penises it may have had cause to come into contact with.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Not Bob
Answers re sins.

Is it a sin for women to masturbate?

And if so, on what grounds?