Fringey's taut-abbed painter

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Why would anyone become a urologist? "Well, I really wanted to be a proctologist, but all of the slots in that specialty were taken..."

I bet there was a sign, like a burning sensation or something.

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Why would anyone become a urologist?

I would suggest that it's because of the groupies. Have you ever seen the chicks that hang with proctologists? Nasty.

[dtb]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Since it's just the three of us today, maybe we should knock off early and go to a non-hotel bar. I'm free after the noon spin class.

Hey -- don't forget me, fellas!

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Question about the doctor buddy: why is the urologist looking at erect penises?

His dissertation was on "The Effects of Using the Bathroom while Wielding Morning Wood."

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
I would suggest that it's because of the groupies. Have you ever seen the chicks that hang with proctologists? Nasty.

I've heard the difference between the procto and the uro social scenes is kinda like the split between the circus clowns and the rodeo clowns. There's a deep difference in life philosophy.

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I've heard the difference between the procto and the uro social scenes is kinda like the split between the circus clowns and the rodeo clowns. There's a deep difference in life philosophy.

I've now got a mental image of the knife-fight/dance number between the Sharks and the Jets.

Or maybe the rumble between the rival news teams in Anchorman.

[Bad_Rich_Chic]

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
Here is a ridiculously hard quiz. I think I maybe got three right. At the bottom is a link to an article about it all.

Huh. I had answers for about 12, but some of those are surely wrong.

Interestingly, unless I miss my guess, all the poisoners in Section 4 will turn out to be doctors.

eta - nope, I'm wrong, its just that all the poisoners I know offhand happen to be doctors - Crippen, Pritchard & Cream.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Question about the doctor buddy: why is the urologist looking at erect penises?

The profession has changed since the advent of Viagra et al. Someone has to check out those 5-hour-long erections that come in.

[NotFromHere]

So I got a hideous yellow glass vase for Christmas. What's the best way to regift that? Do I have to wait until next Christmas and send it back to her?

[Sidd Finch]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Well, I'm here too and I'm in. Be sure to shower and apply that Old Spice that I like so much after your class.

I'm here too. Abba, let's you and me skip the spin class and fuck in a hotel bar.

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by Sidd Finch
I'm here too. Abba, let's you and me skip the spin class and fuck in a hotel bar.

Okay. Hell, I'm single!

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
So I got a hideous yellow glass vase for Christmas. What's the best way to regift that? Do I have to wait until next Christmas and send it back to her?

Don't regift it. Use it as a urinal.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Don't regift it. Use it as a urinal.

Or, use it as a urinal and then regift it.

I want to join the fuck-a-thon. Where do I sign up?

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Or, use it as a urinal and then regift it.

I want to join the fuck-a-thon. Where do I sign up?

In the hotel lobby.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I enjoy the Samuel Adams. I could say you're an uncreative bastard for ordering one, but I wouldn't. I'd only say that if you ordered a Sierra Nevada pale ale.

But who am I to preach. When I drink beer, I usually swill that tasteless yuppy-piss Amstel. If I'm in the mood to enjoy a good beer, I'll usually just blindly order something I've never had from the menu.

My wife picked up a case of Leffe over the holidays. That stuff ain't bad. Rather strong, too. Excellent for chasing off the shakes one gets after a day of swilling Piper and Johnny Gold.

I happen to like Sierra Nevada Pale Ale. And anyone who drinks Johnny Walker has a hell of a lot of ner ve calling anyone else uncreative.