Fringey's taut-abbed painter

[tmdiva]

Originally posted by pony_trekker
I got 7. I'm old skool. Word to da mutha!

I got 7, too. I think I must watch too much TV, because I am certainly not "old skool."

tm

[SlaveNoMore]

Let's see, if you combine (a) steroid abuse, (b) porn and (c) ass fucking - what do you get?

[drumroll]

You get the latest home sex vid to hit the market, starring former WWE (f/k/a WWF) wrestlers Joanie Laurer (a/k/a Chyna) and Sean Waltman (a/k/a X-pac, Six, 1-2-3 Kid)



I posted the box cover on the Adult Board. If you've never seen what steroids do to female privates before, you may not want to view on a full stomach

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
I posted the box cover on the Adult Board. If you've never seen what steroids do to female privates before, you may not want to view on a full stomach

If it involves an entirely new appendage you're calling a "box cover," I don't want to view it at all.

[SlaveNoMore]

Atticus Grinch
If it involves an entirely new appendage you're calling a "box cover," I don't want to view it at all.

POTW

[Atticus Grinch]

The Guardian's bitchy rock critics take on same sacred cows, including The Beatles, Neil Young, and Bob Marley.

Best line:
"[Tom] Waits is a cool actor, who makes 'dramatic' music - but if you value anything remotely like authenticity, or involvement with the music you listen to, then this is just clanking nonsense about dwarves."

Runner up:
"The apologists who boast that Neil Young has 'never sold out' forget the main reason things don't sell out: people don't want to buy them."

Second runner up:
"A pop star's life is supposed to be aspirational. The only enviable quality [Brian] Wilson has is his deafness in one ear: he'll never experience the full horror of [Pet Sounds]."

[Atticus Grinch]

Property fight in India culminates in threat to attack neighbor's daughter with specially-trained raping dogs.

And here I thought Teacup Beagles were overbred.

[Atticus Grinch]

PSA for firefighters: when single woman asks you to rush into burning, rubbish-filled house to rescue her "babies," ask for some clarity before risking life and limb. There are a lot of fucked-up spinsters out there.

[Atticus Grinch]

I have now seen at least two different trailers for "Spanglish" and I still have no fucking idea what this movie is about. How am I supposed to make a consumer decision without critical information showing the movie is worth seeing, like that Sandler's character contracts some kind of illness and dies in agonizing pain?

[tmdiva]

Should you happen to be watching the Jazz-Blazers game Friday night, and should they happen to show it, my sister (who looks nothing like me and does not share my last name, though we sound somewhat similar) will be singing the national anthem.

tm

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
Speaking of unintentional stupidity, this article from the New York Observer about emo boys is more fun than ass-fucking fringey, not that I would know.

• Emo man does not believe in holding back. "Another thing that falls under ‘too much information,’" said Lorrie, "and yet, tragically, has been said to me by more than one person post-sex is, ‘Sorry that took so long—I just masturbated a lot when I was a kid.’"

That article was just annoying. It is my understanding that ass-fucking me is not annoying. Therefore, that article is not more fun than ass-fucking fringey.*

That said, how can you hate any article brazenly stupid enough to have a subheading "‘Women Are Somewhat Conflicted.’"?

The tiny penis/huge clitoris on the adult page is, indeed, frightening.

That is all.

OK, that is not all. All of these relationship articles books etc piss me off because they seem to assume that there is the perfect person, the ultimate person. And there isn't. Different people like different stuff.

*Well, maybe for you, that article was more fun than ass-fucking me.

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by pony_trekker
I got 7. I'm old skool. Word to da mutha!

I got 7 also. I would not consider this a badge of honor, considering I somehow missed the fact that Dee Dee Ramone died. Of course, I missed a lot of things that happened during my lost years. So there you go.

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
The tiny penis/huge clitoris on the adult page is, indeed, frightening.

Ugh. No kidding. Under the proper conditions, she could probably fuck you in the ass with that thing.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Let's see, if you combine (a) steroid abuse, (b) porn and (c) ass fucking - what do you get?

[drumroll]

You get the latest home sex vid to hit the market, starring former WWE (f/k/a WWF) wrestlers Joanie Laurer (a/k/a Chyna) and Sean Waltman (a/k/a X-pac, Six, 1-2-3 Kid)



I posted the box cover on the Adult Board. If you've never seen what steroids do to female privates before, you may not want to view on a full stomach

2 Observations:

A - She should not have been in Playboy, ever.

B - Does anyone else think she looks like Grace Slick after a few sessions with Barry Bonds' personal trainer?

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
The Guardian's bitchy rock critics take on same sacred cows, including The Beatles, Neil Young, and Bob Marley.

Best line:
"[Tom] Waits is a cool actor, who makes 'dramatic' music - but if you value anything remotely like authenticity, or involvement with the music you listen to, then this is just clanking nonsense about dwarves."

Runner up:
"The apologists who boast that Neil Young has 'never sold out' forget the main reason things don't sell out: people don't want to buy them."

Second runner up:
"A pop star's life is supposed to be aspirational. The only enviable quality [Brian] Wilson has is his deafness in one ear: he'll never experience the full horror of [Pet Sounds]."

Tom Waits is something bohemians buy but never listen to. I disagree with the complaint that he's not authentic. He's very authentic. But being authentic does not equal being good. LeRoy Neiman is fucking authentic.

Only a card carrying imbecile with a set of tin ears and a brain smaller than an acorn would fail to recognize the genius sound painting in Pet Sounds. The songs may be hokey at times, but its the sound that made the album so unique.

What have the Brits brought us other than the Beatles and Stones? Granted, those are the two heaviest hitters, but their next best is Bowie, and he's a long stretch down the line.*

* I like Zeppelin, but after Zeppelin II, they lost all street cred.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Anne Elk
Wanna meet for coffee?

I don't drink coffee. You must be thinking of someone else. But, sure.

TM