Fringey's taut-abbed painter

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Well, you have to. But we were talking about Scarlett.

TM

It must really hurt to have such a small penis and be a single man.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
An orgasm?

Followed by the vague, uncomfortable feeling that you've been used, but you kind of liked it.

[juicyfruit salad]

Originally posted by LessinSF
I don't dine with stupid socks, unless, of course, that is all they are wearing. Diner tartare. Or (in honor of Sebby), "I'll have the roast beef - bare."

What if I don a smart sock? A seasonal sock?

[juicyfruit salad]

Originally posted by taxwonk
It must really hurt to have such a small penis and be a single man.

slave shaves it bare down there, to give the illusion of midsize and mitigate the hurt. although the razor burn.....don't get me started.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by juicyfruit salad
What if I don a smart sock? A seasonal sock?

I'd be looking into footware-free attire if I were you.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Sidd Finch
cake

mmmm, cake.

[juicyfruit salad]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I'd be looking into footware-free attire if I were you.

Isn't a skirt with no man panties good enough?

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Saw part of the half time show, and generally concur with what others have said. One more observation: what the fuck was with the anarchy symbol on the bass drum? You're playing at halftime of the fucking Orange Bowl, dude. That is so not punk rawk. Unless you plan on lighting the field on fire, lose the anarchy symbol.

Oh, and happy Ollie Day, everyone.

Ollie (get pissed destroy) Ramone

[SlaveNoMore]

juicyfruit salad
slave shaves it bare down there, to give the illusion of midsize and mitigate the hurt. although the razor burn.....don't get me started.

Remember that discussion we had over Triple Tall Expressos? The one about blocking certain ISPs?

In other words - Don't make me start beating down on the brat with the baseball bat.

Happy Ollie Day!

[Sidd Finch]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
mmmm, cake.

Nice post. I really admire your ability to focus on what matters. Plus, two words is about the most I can read before I get all distracted by your avatar.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
brat

Mmmm, brats. With mustard.

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
mmmm, cake.

Today I heard the Fiery Furnaces' version of "I Wish I Was Single Again" and I thought of you, and Abba, and me, and you and Abba and me.

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic

Fourth - Stepford Wives. Pretty amusing. They went for more broad comedy than the original, and in general it works, but the new ending is stupid. Nicole Kidman looks luscious with dark hair and dark, urban nut-crusher clothes in the first 1/3.

You're being overly charitable. This movie got many (but not enough) people who were involved with its "creative direction" fired, and I think Franz Oz is now pretty unhireable as a director (perhaps he can go back to puppeteering).

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
One might think the spanish-speaking owner would have caught the very strange redundancy of "The The Angels Angels"

And wouldn't it be the Philadelphia Athletics of Oakland?

Maybe they can play their games at "The Ballpark at Edison Field in Anaheim, kitty-corner from Downtown Disney (featuring ESPN SportsZone, House of Blues, and a place where you can make your own Teddy Bear)."

Naw, probably too wordy.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Today I heard the Fiery Furnaces' version of "I Wish I Was Single Again" and I thought of you, and Abba, and me, and you and Abba and me.

I doubt that the tomato basil is the only thing stopping them from pursuing that.