Fringey's taut-abbed painter

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Pockets aren't really necessary. Just keep your cupcakes in your locker until you're done with your workout, stubby.

TM

Dissent. Her doc told her to ease into the program.

[Sparklehorse]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I would like to speak up on behalf of workout pants that have elastic at the bottom of the legs. Those of us with stubby legs are fans because who the hell wants to get stupid workout clothes altered?????????? Not me.

I got stuck with some stupid-looking capri pant things. Which sucks, because that means I have to shave my legs.

Anyone with a line on shorter-length workout-appropriate pants that have pockets, please please post or PM me. Please.

The site seems to be down at the moment, but have you tried Title Nine?

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Sparklehorse
The site seems to be down at the moment, but have you tried Title Nine?

Yay! There is one that comes in petite with pockets. I am not sure that whole cupcakes will fit in the pockets, but I can always go for something denser like hunks of chocolate instead. Thank you!!!

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Yay! There is one that comes in petite with pockets. I am not sure that whole cupcakes will fit in the pockets, but I can always go for something denser like hunks of chocolate instead. Thank you!!!

Pocket-size cupcakes:



Who said I wasn't helpful?

TM

[lookingformarket]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Aside from slave's success, I didn't know you could be gay and not live in the city. How does it work now that you're B&T?

TM

Just stop in the tunnel on the way in. Don't pretend you don't know that.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Does saying you are quiting convey "old school Cred?"

"It was when I found out I could make mistakes that I knew I was on to something."

- Ornette Coleman

[Gattigap]

Los Angeles normally receives about 15 inches of rain during the entire rainy season.

The LA Basin has received at least 17 inches of rain in the last fifteen days, apparently the highest amount of precipitation ever measured here in such a short period*. Local newscasts during the period cut down on the minutes devoted to tsunami relief efforts and focused on closed highways, stranded motorists, deaths from mudslides, and of course, the impact of the weather on the production schedules of Shrek 3 and of the porn film industry.

Today Angelenos awoke to skies that are blue, and a large glowing ball of fire in the heavens. After the 2.5 hour commute to work (in which mudslides narrowed the 405 and other thoroughfares to a single lane), locals stared into the skies and told stories of the old days where sunlight continued for hours on end. Early reports are that sunscreen sales are peaking, as are enrollments in the LA chapters of the Church of Scientology.

Carry on.

Gattigap






* Granted, Angelenos typically measure precipitation in "gradations of dew," so it's entirely possible that historical measurements relied on antiquated equipment and attitudes.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I watched the Stones' Rock N' Roll Circus in its entirety over the weekend for the first time. Poor Mick. He was once so 'the shit', and now just looks like shit. But he is doing better than Brian Jones. He's got that going for him.

Why don't I have a job where its appropriate to be stoned in public, flub my lines and miss notes all over the place and still get to fuck marriane Faithful circa 1969? Damn our puritan society.

Mick is making the same mistake that Frank Sinatra and Tony Bennett made. He should have retired a few years back, when the pipes started to go and the memory started to fade. Dylan appears to be doing it too.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
"It was when I found out I could make mistakes that I knew I was on to something."

- Ornette Coleman

"He who fucks nuns, will later join the Church."

Joe Strummer

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Pocket-size cupcakes:



Who said I wasn't helpful?

TM

Are there any with chocolate frosting?

ETA I was not implying that you aren't helpful. You are very helpful.

The guy at Starbucks apparently was giving me a hint when he tried to give me a chocolate muffin rather than a chocolate croissant (though he pretended he just misheard). The chocolate croissant tasted a bit stale. And then he chastised me for admitting that no, I had not paid, even though he said he really thought he had charged me already. And it took me half an hour to drive two and a half fucking miles this morning. And I left a bunch of research at home, and will now have to redo it. It is a sucky, sucky day.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
People have always told me that I look like Debra Winger. Does this mean I am formerly bangable?

I am not sure if I should celebrate the "bangable" or grieve for the "formerly"...

Unless you made movies for Lifetime in a prior career, you are still eminently bangable.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Gattigap
the weather gods are truly angry

Up north a ways, the Bay Area awoke to sounds of thunder and sheets of water falling out of the sky. Rivers where roads used to be.

Last night it hailed in Oakland. Hail. Oakland. What is this - Houston? We are now just beginning to see some blue amongst the black clouds.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by taxwonk
Unless you made movies for Lifetime in a prior career, you are still eminently bangable.

Two out of three. Phew.

[Replaced_Texan]

Tsunami before and after satellite photographs.

[Dave]

Tired of picking up guys in bars? Sick of banging the office copy boy or FedEx driver? Are you fed up with soccer-playing boob grabbers?

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