Fringey's taut-abbed painter

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
so there is no prize. no fun at all.

I've won contests here and they just cheat you out of your prize anyway and give it to their favorites. You should be happier that there is no prize so you know going in.

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
so don't do it then. if you read the directions (first post of that thread), you will see that there is some incentive to pick younger people this year. if you don't care for the directions, don't add a list. but don't fucking moan about how you would do it better. That is simply unattractive.

Ps. Flower thinks you suck.

Maybe if you piut thatdeath pool thing as a seaprate forum, I would easily know when new threads start or whatever. I mean, I didnt even know Basedow was gone. Am I supposed to be totally caught up on this board at all times?

I am curious as to what incentives could be offered to a death pool where the prize is pride though.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I've won contests here and they just cheat you out of your prize anyway and give it to their favorites. You should be happier that there is no prize so you know going in.

ATTENTION EVERYONE: Due to grousing about the results from last year, this year's Superbowl pool has been called off.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
I am curious as to what incentives could be offered to a death pool where the prize is pride though.

Bragging and/or bitching rights.

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
ATTENTION EVERYONE: Due to grousing about the results from last year, this year's Superbowl pool has been called off.

Ha! I win! I predicted that the Super Bowl pool would be cancelled and die! Whoo-hoo!

Send my goodvibes gift certificate to notabob_99@yahoo.com

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
ATTENTION EVERYONE: Due to grousing about the results from last year, this year's Superbowl pool has been called off.

Have you already purchased the prize? Can i have it?

[tootsie carrington]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Maybe if you piut thatdeath pool thing as a seaprate forum, I would easily know when new threads start or whatever. I mean, I didnt even know Basedow was gone. Am I supposed to be totally caught up on this board at all times?

I am curious as to what incentives could be offered to a death pool where the prize is pride though.

Your choice of non-invasive sexual act performed by one of the admins?

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by tootsie carrington
Your choice of non-invasive sexual act performed by one of the admins?

What good are sexual acts if they aren't invasive?

[SlaveNoMore]

Replaced_Texan
...bitching rights.

Like a certain individual needs more of these.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
You're the Wade Garret to my Dalton.

Or maybe the Doug Coughlin to my Brian Flanagan?

"When you see the color of their panties, you know you've got talent. Stick with me son and I'll make you a star."

It sounds more like you're the "B" to his "M" in your NAMBLA get togethers.

TM

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Like a certain individual needs more of these.

This could use some embellishment.

[Diane_Keaton]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Excellent thoughts to bring to a close another wonderful day.

I am being cremated and mixed into pies out of which people will be required to eat a slice in order to get any share in my estate.

I will be sprinkled across the blue states. Or some other highbrow and politically obsure thing like that. Though I guess "eat me" is a political statement too.

Eat me.

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
What good are sexual acts if they aren't invasive?

It's all in the eye of the beholder, my dear.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
My wife and I usually lose each immediately upon entering a party. We see each other all the goddamned time. Why the fuck would we want to hang on each other at a party? Those connected-at-the-hip couples are annoying to talk to. I can't talk about some gross sex shit with a buddy while his wife is hanging on his leg, nor can I have a laugh with some ex-gf about something related to our old realtionship when her bf is groping her. Get over the fact your old lady and I used to fuck, Eugene. Its no biggie.

Translation: My wife is sick of my schtick.

TM

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Maybe if you piut thatdeath pool thing as a seaprate forum, I would easily know when new threads start or whatever. I mean, I didnt even know Basedow was gone. Am I supposed to be totally caught up on this board at all times?

I am curious as to what incentives could be offered to a death pool where the prize is pride though.

The incentive to pick younger celebrities is that you will be more likely to win in the event of a tie as to number of dead celebrities. If there is a tie, each celeb on the tied FB lists will be assigned a point value based on [100 - that celebrity's age at death]. Person with highest point total would win the tie.

Speaking of this, what is with all of you lawyer types not reading directions? I won't even tell you how many lists I received that included Wild Card picks this year. You can't all be fucking litigators can you? Where is TM to point out that all us transactional types are paid to do anyway is to read directions?