Fringey's taut-abbed painter - Page 309

01-13-2005, 12:51 PM

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Did anyone see you?

Now that you mention it, there was a clean-shaven man with leather pants, fuzzy sweater and feather boa at the end of the bar who was staring at me while I sipped my Manhattans. Does this mean my local bar is a gay bar?

Replaced_Texan · 01-13-2005, 12:53 PM

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Originally posted by ironweed
Now that you mention it, there was a clean-shaven man with leather pants, fuzzy sweater and feather boa at the end of the bar who was staring at me while I sipped my Manhattans. Does this mean my local bar is a gay bar?

Sadly, in this day and age, it's hard to tell until someone's tongue is in your mouth, and even then it's still iffy.

Shape Shifter · 01-13-2005, 01:01 PM

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Originally posted by ironweed
Now that you mention it, there was a clean-shaven man with leather pants, fuzzy sweater and feather boa at the end of the bar who was staring at me while I sipped my Manhattans. Does this mean my local bar is a gay bar?

Off my corner, ho.

Hank Chinaski · 01-13-2005, 01:06 PM

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Originally posted by ironweed
Now that you mention it, there was a clean-shaven man with leather pants, fuzzy sweater and feather boa at the end of the bar who was staring at me while I sipped my Manhattans. Does this mean my local bar is a gay bar?

This is in the City right? If this was a tall black guy with a shaved head, it sounds like Thurgreed. He's straight, no worries.

NotFromHere · 01-13-2005, 01:15 PM

His mother, the humanitarian, would beat the crap out of him were she alive.

and for the cigarette

taxwonk · 01-13-2005, 01:16 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Can you give xanax to kids?

You can if it's ground very fine and served over ice cream.

Alex_de_Large · 01-13-2005, 01:17 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
His mother, the humanitarian, would beat the crap out of him were she alive.

Mrs. dL (a big fan of Di in her day) said the same thing. What the fuck was this idiot thinking?!?

Sidd Finch · 01-13-2005, 01:18 PM

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Sadly, in this day and age, it's hard to tell until someone's tongue is in your mouth, and even then it's still iffy.

That may be the funniest post I've ever read.

taxwonk · 01-13-2005, 01:20 PM

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
In the occassional series, lessons learned by RT, so you don't have to, I remind everyone that it's probably a good idea to eat something before having a few martinis. And olives don't count.

Why this lesson has taken so long to sink in for me, I'll never know.

Olives count. You just have to get three in each martini and refill them when you finish the olives before the drink. Add some bar pretzels and you're good for the night.

greatwhitenorthchick · 01-13-2005, 01:23 PM

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Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
Mrs. dL (a big fan of Di in her day) said the same thing. What the fuck was this idiot thinking?!?

He appears to take after his grandfather.

ltl/fb · 01-13-2005, 01:27 PM

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Originally posted by taxwonk
Olives count. You just have to get three in each martini and refill them when you finish the olives before the drink. Add some bar pretzels and you're good for the night.

Good christ. Aside from the asinine "refill" (when you run out of olives, that is the signal to finish the rest of the drink quickly) concept and the pretzels, not-wanking-as-desperately-as-usual is right on the money.