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01-14-2005, 01:52 PM
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#4801
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Location: Flyover land
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there's a bonus slave joke in there, but I've been told that I make too many of them
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
if he was, and Paigow home-schooled him, that would explain a lot.
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Were. Subjunctive. |
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01-14-2005, 01:54 PM
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#4802
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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there's a bonus slave joke in there, but I've been told that I make too many of them
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
That's not you?
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Way to rub it in that I never knew my father. I always assumed it was one of the penske socks.
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01-14-2005, 01:59 PM
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#4803
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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there's a bonus slave joke in there, but I've been told that I make too many of them
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Way to rub it in that I never knew my father. I always assumed it was one of the penske socks.
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Nice job of pretending you aren't happy with any RP-rubbing you can get. |
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01-14-2005, 02:02 PM
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#4804
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
Posts: 86,130
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there's a bonus slave joke in there, but I've been told that I make too many of them
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Were. Subjunctive.
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mmmmmm subs.....
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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01-14-2005, 02:02 PM
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#4805
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,278
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there's a bonus slave joke in there, but I've been told that I make too many of them
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Way to rub it in that I never knew my father. I always assumed it was one of the penske socks.
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Aren't there some reptiles that have been found to be able to asexually reproduce if there aren't any males around? Actually, now that I'm thinking about it, it's probably frogs. Sorry.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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01-14-2005, 02:03 PM
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#4806
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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there's a bonus slave joke in there, but I've been told that I make too many of them
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
mmmmmm subs.....
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Ah-HA! I knew that tension was sexual. You can sub for me anytime. |
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01-14-2005, 02:31 PM
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#4807
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Southern charmer
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: At the Great Altar of Passive Entertainment
Posts: 7,033
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there's a bonus slave joke in there, but I've been told that I make too many of them
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Ah-HA! I knew that tension was sexual. You can sub for me anytime.
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This is the longest pause the board has made to contemplate a sexual image since Flower and B'n'B made out on the sofa.
If it's OK with everyone else, could either Flower or B'n'B or someone else post again to return us there? Moving on at this point is probably best.
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I'm done with nonsense here. --- H. Chinaski
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01-14-2005, 02:34 PM
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#4808
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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there's a bonus slave joke in there, but I've been told that I make too many of them
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Originally posted by Gattigap
This is the longest pause the board has made to contemplate a sexual image since Flower and B'n'B made out on the sofa.
If it's OK with everyone else, could either Flower or B'n'B or someone else post again to return us there? Moving on at this point is probably best.
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Are you saying that the visual of an overly-tan old man with an afro being submissive to a cartoon cow is not hot hot hot??? |
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01-14-2005, 02:36 PM
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#4809
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No title
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
Posts: 8,092
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Just like Spooky
And just like spooky, there are certain things I can neither see, nor hear anymore without a reaction or a giggle that no one else understands. And cannot be explained. Like this picture of Bukake monkeys (that's a double play) who are blushing.
Add your own damn ass fucking joke.
OK, so they're Makake monkeys. But still, I laughed. And why are their faces so red?
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Last edited by NotFromHere; 01-14-2005 at 02:39 PM..
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01-14-2005, 03:15 PM
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#4810
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No title
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
Posts: 8,092
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Tsunami Relief Benefit
Tsunami relief benefit on Saturday - NBC. This is the same one that George Clooney and O' Reilly had their public spat about.
Guests include - Str8 and a host of others.
LOS ANGELES - Brad Pitt, Robert De Niro, Andy Garcia and Hugh Grant will be among dozens of celebrities joining in an NBC Universal TV benefit for tsunami relief.
Other stars announced Thursday for the benefit include Lucy Liu, Josh Groban, Jay Leno, Natalie Portman, Nicolette Sheridan (it appears that she will do anything for publicity) and Naomi Watts.
Stevie Wonder, Meg Ryan, Clint Eastwood, Mary J. Blige and George Clooney were among previously announced participants.
Sony’s Connect music store will offer downloads of live performances from the concert, with proceeds going to the American Red Cross International Response Fund.
SBC Communications is underwriting the two-hour, commercial-free benefit.
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Ritchie Incognito is a shitbag.
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01-14-2005, 03:18 PM
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#4811
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Lacy Chabert's Assets
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
"Fuck and run" has been my theme song for quite a few years now.
I woke up alarmed
I didn't know where I was at first
Just that I woke up in your arms
And almost immediately I felt sorry
'Cause I didn't think this would happen again
No matter what I could do or say
Just that I didn't think this would happen again
With or without my best intentions, and
What ever happened to a boyfriend
The kind of guy who tries to win you over, and
What ever happened to a boyfriend
The kind of guy who makes love cause he's in it, and
I want a boyfriend
I want a boyfriend
I want all that stupid old shit
Like letters and sodas
Letters and sodas
You got up out of bed
You said you had a lot of work to do
But I heard the rest in your head
And almost immediately I felt sorry
'Cause I didn't think this would happen again
No matter what I could do or say
Just that I didn't think this would happen again
With or without my best intentions, and
I want a boyfriend
I want a boyfriend
I want all that stupid old shit
Like letters and sodas
Letters and sodas
I can feel it in my bones
I'm gonna spend another year alone
It's fuck and run
Fuck and run
Even when I was seventeen
Fuck and run
Fuck and run
Even when I was twelve
You almost felt bad
You said that I should call you up but
I knew much better than that
And almost immediately I felt sorry
'Cause I didn't think this would happen again
No matter what I could do or say
Just that I didn't think this would happen again
With or without my best intentions
And I can feel it in my bones
I'm gonna spend my whole life alone
It's fuck and run
Fuck and run
Even when I was seventeen
Fuck and run
Fuck and run
Even when I was twelve
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Cute lyrics but too bad she cannot sing or play an instrument. |
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01-14-2005, 03:20 PM
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No title
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
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Drink beer
All you beer drinkers are dinosaurs.
"Our wholesaler contacts have told us through a survey we conducted recently that beer has lost its 'sexiness' and 'appeal to young consumers,'" Herzog said. "We continue to believe the road ahead is a long one for the beer industry."
And a little generational rebellion must be overcome, as well, Swartzberg said. Younger drinkers may choose wine and cocktails because their parents chose beer.
My parents drank hard liquor. I don't remember beer in the house very often.
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Ritchie Incognito is a shitbag.
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01-14-2005, 03:25 PM
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No Rank For You!
Join Date: Dec 2004
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Tsunami Relief Benefit
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Tsunami relief benefit on Saturday - NBC. This is the same one that George Clooney and O' Reilly had their public spat about.
Guests include - Str8 and a host of others.
LOS ANGELES - Brad Pitt, Robert De Niro, Andy Garcia and Hugh Grant will be among dozens of celebrities joining in an NBC Universal TV benefit for tsunami relief.
Other stars announced Thursday for the benefit include Lucy Liu, Josh Groban, Jay Leno, Natalie Portman, Nicolette Sheridan (it appears that she will do anything for publicity) and Naomi Watts.
Stevie Wonder, Meg Ryan, Clint Eastwood, Mary J. Blige and George Clooney were among previously announced participants.
Sony’s Connect music store will offer downloads of live performances from the concert, with proceeds going to the American Red Cross International Response Fund.
SBC Communications is underwriting the two-hour, commercial-free benefit.
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Hey, now! Don't forget a link! I need the traffic. |
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01-14-2005, 03:27 PM
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Jill Sobule kissed a grrl.
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Originally posted by Not Bob
You wound me, Flower.
Nonetheless, my expressions of love for the music of Liz Phair won me the internet affection of the (sniff) sadly-no-longer-with-us Babe of Pigs, so your mockery of me does not sting too badly.
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nice old skool namedrop, there NotBobber. I remember one thing abou ther- her getting her pubes brazilianed into a heart. Holy cannoli was chris taken with her. |
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01-14-2005, 03:28 PM
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#4815
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
Posts: 6,004
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there's a bonus slave joke in there, but I've been told that I make too many of them
Quote:
Originally posted by Gattigap
This is the longest pause the board has made to contemplate a sexual image since Flower and B'n'B made out on the sofa.
If it's OK with everyone else, could either Flower or B'n'B or someone else post again to return us there? Moving on at this point is probably best.
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I'm sorry Flower and I have been gone all morning. Who knew he was such an animal? All that spinning has done wonders for his... ahem... stamina. |
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