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01-15-2005, 01:23 AM
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And you thought the Osbournes were weird
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
You might feel differently if Hank had made the NBA.
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Tonight I "made" at an NBA game. But I won't go into it, since I am no longer an Atticus tribute sock.
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01-15-2005, 01:24 AM
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#4892
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And you thought the Osbournes were weird
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Tonight I "made" at an NBA game. But I won't go into it, since I am no longer an Atticus tribute sock.
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I hope you remembered to remove your Tampan.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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01-15-2005, 01:45 AM
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#4893
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And you thought the Osbournes were weird
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I hope you remembered to remove your Tampan.
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Does your mother know you're Shape shifter?
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01-15-2005, 01:48 AM
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#4894
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And you thought the Osbournes were weird
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I hope you remembered to remove your Tampan.
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He threw it into a passing sampan. |
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01-15-2005, 01:57 AM
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#4895
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And you thought the Osbournes were weird
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Does your mother know you're Shape shifter?
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Duh. She invented me.
Does your mother know you're still awake?
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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01-15-2005, 01:59 AM
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#4896
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
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And you thought the Osbournes were weird
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Duh. She invented me.
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I call bullshit. If your mom was part of the creative team for SS, there'd be way more anal references, plus colostomy opening sex jokes. Talk about fingerprints!
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01-15-2005, 02:04 AM
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#4897
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And you thought the Osbournes were weird
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I call bullshit. If your mom was part of the creative team for SS, there'd be way more anal references, plus colostomy opening sex jokes. Talk about fingerprints!
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Don't forget the midgets. Nothing's funnier than midgets fucking. Or midgets doing just about anything, for that matter.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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01-15-2005, 02:07 AM
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#4898
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And you thought the Osbournes were weird
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Don't forget the midgets. Nothing's funnier than midgets fucking. Or midgets doing just about anything, for that matter.
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Heh heh, yeah.
Conf: Umm Fringey, Ty, anybody? Time for me to go. Could you walk me to my car? There's this creep stalking me and I just get a wierd feeling from him.
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01-15-2005, 02:09 AM
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#4899
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And you thought the Osbournes were weird
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Heh heh, yeah.
Conf: Umm Fringey, Ty, anybody? Time for me to go. Could you walk me to my car? There's this creep stalking me and I just get a wierd feeling from him.
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Wait, wait, wait. One more drink. Don't be a pussy. Tequila?
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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01-15-2005, 02:09 AM
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#4900
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And you thought the Osbournes were weird
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Heh heh, yeah.
Conf: Umm Fringey, Ty, anybody? Time for me to go. Could you walk me to my car? There's this creep stalking me and I just get a wierd feeling from him.
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Sure, Shifty and I will take you to your car. But you need to take off that tie and give it to me first. |
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01-15-2005, 02:10 AM
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#4901
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And you thought the Osbournes were weird
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Sure, Shifty and I will take you to your car. But you need to take off that tie and give it to me first.
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You were talking to HIM?
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01-15-2005, 02:11 AM
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#4902
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Join Date: Mar 2003
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And you thought the Osbournes were weird
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Heh heh, yeah.
Conf: Umm Fringey, Ty, anybody? Time for me to go. Could you walk me to my car? There's this creep stalking me and I just get a wierd feeling from him.
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It's ok Hank. I'll make sure you get home ok.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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01-15-2005, 02:14 AM
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#4903
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And you thought the Osbournes were weird
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
It's ok Hank. I'll make sure you get home ok.
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Home? The sun's not even up yet.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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01-15-2005, 02:15 AM
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#4904
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And you thought the Osbournes were weird
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Home? The sun's not even up yet.
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Did I say whose home?
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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01-15-2005, 02:15 AM
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#4905
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And you thought the Osbournes were weird
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
You were talking to HIM?
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There's no need for talking. |
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