Fringey's taut-abbed painter - Page 43

Shape Shifter · 12-13-2004, 05:41 PM

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
You're not giving enough info. Who would wear a cancer dress designed by a second year Cadwalader associate?

Was that her? I think her name was Star. I was reminded of an old Kids in the Hall skit "Painting with Daryl" where the instructor added a tumor to the man's head (remembering to insert the tumor's reflection in the pond) so there would be an element of tragedy in the young couple he was painting.

sebastian_dangerfield · 12-13-2004, 05:43 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
That is so sweet.

But I will say this, like SD, I have never had an STD. I analogize it to those people who smoke 2 packs a day and live until they are 100 and then die of botulism or something.

But have you had the hat trick? I dreamed the dream once - I drove corss state to make it happen. Alas, the old Explorer could only stomach 90 mph and even standing on the gas I did not make it within the 24 hr window. I fear I may expire like Kane rambling "hat trick" on my deathbed.

Actually, it will be more like "threesome." I sometimes think I could get my wife into something like that, then I think "Would I want to?" Then I wake up.

ltl/fb · 12-13-2004, 05:45 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
But have you had the hat trick? I dreamed the dream once - I drove corss state to make it happen. Alas, the old Explorer could only stomach 90 mph and even standing on the gas I did not make it within the 24 hr window. I fear I may expire like Kane rambling "hat trick" on my deathbed.

Actually, it will be more like "threesome." I sometimes think I could get my wife into something like that, then I think "Would I want to?" Then I wake up.

The better question would be, has she ever had anyone leave after a couple bjs and called up someone else to come over because she was still in a giving mood.

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 12-13-2004, 05:48 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
The better question would be, has she ever had anyone leave after a couple bjs and called up someone else to come over because she was still in a giving mood.

I can answer this.

sebastian_dangerfield · 12-13-2004, 05:49 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Would it give me cleavage?

Cleavage is overrated. All you need is enough for a t shirt to hang seductively. Nothing is sexier than the braless look on a chick with a pert set. There's this chick on my train who wears faded jeans, kind tight, and t-shirts. Jesus, its enough to make me want to grab her and pin her against the front of the train and start making out with her like I'm John Wayne in the fucking Quiet Man.*

* Shit, thats an incredibly geriatric movie romance scene reference.

sebastian_dangerfield · 12-13-2004, 05:52 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
The better question would be, has she ever had anyone leave after a couple bjs and called up someone else to come over because she was still in a giving mood.

True, she's getting a pretty sweet deal with my lack of interest in hummers. I'm going to decrease the amount I contribute to the mortgage from now on.

"Practice on my involunatrily celibate buddy Eugene, honey... talk about comics. That excites him."

sebastian_dangerfield · 12-13-2004, 05:52 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I can answer this.

Well, at least i get a hat trick here.

Replaced_Texan · 12-13-2004, 05:53 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
like I'm John Wayne in the fucking Quiet Man.*

* Shit, thats an incredibly geriatric movie romance scene reference.

Has there ever been a less sexy A-list movie star than John Wayne? Thank god all the men loved him.

ltl/fb · 12-13-2004, 05:54 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
True, she's getting a pretty sweet deal with my lack of interest in hummers. I'm going to decrease the amount I contribute to the mortgage from now on.

"Practice on my involunatrily celibate buddy Eugene, honey... talk about comics. That excites him."

Um, she likes to give. So you would be a less than ideal partner for her. Or, at least, that is my understanding.

ilikenewsocks · 12-13-2004, 05:55 PM

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Originally posted by str8outavannuys
I very much wanted to touch the heinie, but didn't.

Can you paint us a little word picture of how it looked live? (you were behind her, weren't you?)

sebastian_dangerfield · 12-13-2004, 06:05 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Um, she likes to give. So you would be a less than ideal partner for her. Or, at least, that is my understanding.

No, I don't think she digs handing out hummers. I just happen to know many of the chicks I know routinely have to give hummers to their SOs. I should get some perk in place of the hummers I don't require.

I really don't get how chicks can dig some of my friends who like to get loads of hummers. One guy watches tv while getting them. How does one work that? "Hey honey, I'd really like you to polish my knob with your face until your jaw hurts and I fire off a wad in your throat. How's about it, sweetie?" She gets what out of the deal? Protein? Clorox breath? A pat on the head?

ilikenewsocks · 12-13-2004, 06:06 PM

Tom Wolfe wins award for bad sex prose (spree: CNN, but contains words your censor might not like)

What I want to know is how, exactly, a sentence can be both "ghastly" and "boring".

ltl/fb · 12-13-2004, 06:11 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
No, I don't think she digs handing out hummers. I just happen to know many of the chicks I know routinely have to give hummers to their SOs. I should get some perk in place of the hummers I don't require.

I really don't get how chicks can dig some of my friends who like to get loads of hummers. One guy watches tv while getting them. How does one work that? "Hey honey, I'd really like you to polish my knob with your face until your jaw hurts and I fire off a wad in your throat. How's about it, sweetie?" She gets what out of the deal? Protein? Clorox breath? A pat on the head?

Wow, your listening skills really are for shit today.

notcasesensitive · 12-13-2004, 06:12 PM

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Originally posted by str8outavannuys
I know y'all hate these and think there should be some standard of interestingness to my posting celeb sightings around LA.

Does riding down from Barney's Greengrass in an elevator with Anna K. make the cut?

She was talking about how she'd had 2 cappucinos and 3 diet cokes with lunch, but the diet cokes were wattery, so she wasn't too amped up.

I very much wanted to touch the heinie, but didn't.

Similarly*, I saw Andy Summers and Stewart Copeland play with Incubus last night. Brandon nailed Message In A Bottle and Roxanne. Also Muse is phenomenal live. If you like Radiohead. Which I do, so it worked out well.

*(in that I didn't touch any heinie)

Tyrone Slothrop · 12-13-2004, 06:13 PM

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Originally posted by ilikenewsocks
Can you paint us a little word picture of how it looked live? (you were behind her, weren't you?)

Failing that, maybe we could all see the picture picture again?