Fringey's taut-abbed painter

[Pontius Pilate]

Originally posted by John the Baptist
What wonderful holiday imagery. You should put this on your aluminum pole to chase the children away. Also, a replica of my severed head on a plate would make an ideal centerpiece for the festivus feast.

For this, alas, I cannot take responsibility.

Towards the evil Salome thou should direct thy scorn

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by dtb
Friendly reminder to out-of-towners: THE BUS DOES NOT TAKE DOLLAR BILLS -- YOU MUST USE CHANGE -- DON'T SLOW US ALL DOWN BY STANDING AT THE FRONT WITH THAT STUPID LOOK ON YOUR FACE ASKING THE BUS DRIVER IF HE'S GOT CHANGE FOR A DOLLAR.

Thank you.

No, no. Thank you.

[tmdiva]

Hey, can someone fix it? I wanna buy some stuff, and I want to make sure Lawtalkers gets its share.

tm

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by tmdiva
Hey, can someone fix it? I wanna buy some stuff, and I want to make sure Lawtalkers gets its share.

tm

Is this the link you were using? http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/re...s/goldbox.html

This is the link from the main lawtalkers page. It worked for me, but if it's still broken let me know and I'll fix it.

[Anne Elk]

Originally posted by Buddha
We are very fortunate to have Follower Horshack among us, but not all could qualify. Despite Mr. Barbarino's enthusiasm, finding and maintaining the True Path is difficult for those without the minimal knowledge to even spell it.

So Scientologists are Buddhists in training? Weird.

[Anne Elk]

Feel safe? Screeners at Newark Airport lost a bag containing a fake bomb used for training. It was recovered later at Schipol after arriving via a Continental flight.

[Buddha]

Originally posted by Anne Elk
So Scientologists are Buddhists in training? Weird.

Actually, Mr. Barbarino's inability to spell T-R-U-E P-A-T-H led us to realize that nirvana was unattainable for him, either in achievement or in pronunciation.

He was despondent, and in response to his request for assistance, we briefly contemplated sending him to John the Baptist, but instead directed him to a dog-eared copy of Dianetics.

Indeed, he will lose all of his fortunes, but at least the color coded instructions will be easier for him to follow, and the warmth of the cult's embrace of his celebrity riches will comfort him in his blissful lack of awareness.

[Jean Socteau]

Originally posted by Buddha
Indeed, he will lose all of his fortunes, but at least the color coded instructions will be easier for him to follow, and the warmth of the cult's embrace of his celebrity riches will comfort him in his blissful lack of awareness.

Man seeks to escape himself in myth, and does so by any means at his disposal. Drugs, alcohol, or lies. Unable to withdraw into himself, he disguises himself. Lies and inaccuracy give him a few moments of comfort.

-- Jean Socteau

[Mister_Ruysbroeck]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
If you had offered sex, I'd have offered to use a magnum.

Fixed.

AM IRITE?

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by dtb
POTY

(and this MEANS something -- it's December, after all)

While I am honored by this, I am also quite conflicted. You see, a little over a year ago Thurgreed Marshall awarded me his POTY for my analysis of Roy's (Seigfried/Roy) talent being puffed, analogized to Rush/black quarterbacks. Since then my relationship with T. has deteriorated, to say the least. I've been able to weather that loss, but I swear, if my dtb relationship took a similar nose dive, well, lets just say I would not be able to go on.

[Dave]

Is the prophesied return of the Paigow one of the signs of the looming Apocalypse?

My copy of the Comic Book Bible stops just short of addressing this issue.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Anne Elk
So Scientologists are Buddhists in training? Weird.

Well, that and then tend to have listings on IMDB.com

[pony_trekker]

Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
We had a Norweigan au pair who used to go outside in a t-shirt in the snow in the middle of winter. She never got sick, and couldn't understand why we were all bundled up.

Exactly why my wife won't let me get a Norweigan au pair. (Lights on!)(*)(*)

[NotFromHere]

It's the end of the line for Ellen DeGeneres and Alexandra Hedison. People reports the low-key couple has called it quits after four years of togetherness.



But privacy may be a problem after a story in Monday's New York Post linking DeGeneres to Portia de Rossi, 31, whom she was allegedly hanging out with at VH1's Big in '04 show on Dec. 1.


Appears to be an upgrade.

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
1. Post any good stories you have of someone minding your business, when they should have kept their noses out of it.

2. What is it about people that makes them so fucking nosy and meddlesome?

1) I tired quickly of people asking about the status of my boobs after the boy was born (since no answer is correct to some, even if it was their business) and now (as well as before) poking at me in the belly when I mention we are expecting. (I'm still in the first tri and the kid weighs about an ounce - what exactly are they expecting to find?) I have vowed to vomit on the next person who touches me without permission.

2) No idea, but ask any woman with kids and she can confirm my experience that a woman who is visibly pregnant is the recipient of more unsolicited advice (typically dead wrong) than at any other point in her life.