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12-08-2004, 05:00 PM
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Random Syndicate (admin)
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To be named by nfh
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Congratulations on the 5 k, nfh. Will the board now be named after a link to msnbc.com?
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Uh, good eye, SS.
I kinda liked "muse to the fucktards" but that may not be appropriate here...
Your call, nfh
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
Last edited by Replaced_Texan; 12-08-2004 at 05:02 PM..
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12-08-2004, 05:03 PM
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To be named by nfh
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Uh, good eye, SS.
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As reward for having a good eye, I would ask this opportunity to remind nfh of Ollie's wonderful line, "Goddam muse to the fucktards."
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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12-08-2004, 05:03 PM
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Smells Like Victory!
Join Date: Aug 2004
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Something Hasselbeckian?
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12-08-2004, 05:04 PM
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World Ruler
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Originally posted by ilikenewsocks
Something Hasselbeckian?
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No Julius Jones?
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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12-08-2004, 05:04 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
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My gift to the new board
Giant TITS:
[IMG]http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=big+tits/v=2/SID=e/l=IVS/SIG=11j672pb2/*-http%3A//www.scr3w.net/scr3w/FunnyPictures/6.jpg[/IMG]
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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12-08-2004, 05:05 PM
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halfsharkalligatorhalfmod
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
No Julius Jones?
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Isn't he a backup singer for Michael Bolton?
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12-08-2004, 05:06 PM
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halfsharkalligatorhalfmod
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My gift to the new board
Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Giant TITS:
[IMG]http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=big+tits/v=2/SID=e/l=IVS/SIG=11j672pb2/*-http%3A//www.scr3w.net/scr3w/FunnyPictures/6.jpg[/IMG]
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Holy fuck. Yes, there can DEFINITELY be too much of a good thing.
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12-08-2004, 05:07 PM
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Random Syndicate (admin)
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My gift to the new board
Quote:
Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
Holy fuck. Yes, there can DEFINITELY be too much of a good thing.
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My back hurts just looking at that picture.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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12-08-2004, 05:07 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
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Quote:
Originally posted by Wonk
In the World According to Garp, Mrs. Garp bites off Garp's pecker when the car she is blowing him in gets rear-ended. Sort of a proxy DP gone terribly awry.
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I never read the book. But in the movie, Mrs. Garp bites off the dick of the student she's been fucking in his car in the driveway because Mr. Garp, liked to coast into the driveway with the engine and lights off. She never gave the student a blowjob, told him it was over and he wouldn't leave until she gave him one, so she did. The student loses his dick and the Garps lose a son.
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12-08-2004, 05:07 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
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My gift to the new board
Quote:
Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
Holy fuck. Yes, there can DEFINITELY be too much of a good thing.
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Is it really necessary to repeat the picture when it appears right above your post and can't be missed? |
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12-08-2004, 05:08 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Podunkville
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Garp clarification
I thought that it was Mrs. Garp's "friend" who had his member bitten (off?) by Mrs. Garp when TS's car rear-ended them in the driveway.
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12-08-2004, 05:09 PM
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Appalaichan Trail
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EEEeeeewwww
Quote:
Originally posted by taxwonk
In the World According to Garp, Mrs. Garp bites off Garp's pecker when the car she is blowing him in gets rear-ended. Sort of a proxy DP gone terribly awry.
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His mother?!? Gross. I didn't remember the incest aspect... |
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12-08-2004, 05:09 PM
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World Ruler
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Thread title
Quote:
Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
Isn't he a backup singer for Michael Bolton?
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"Jones ran for 198 yards and three touchdowns Monday night at Seattle, scoring the last on a 17-yard draw play with 32 seconds left in a 43-39 win. "
http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news;_yl...v=ap&type=lgns
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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12-08-2004, 05:10 PM
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World Ruler
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Garp clarification
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Originally posted by Not Bob
I thought that it was Mrs. Garp's "friend" who had his member bitten (off?) by Mrs. Garp when TS's car rear-ended them in the driveway.
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Either way, it makes me view Cameron Diaz's line from Vanilla Sky in a new light.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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12-08-2004, 05:11 PM
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Moderator
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Thread title
Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
The student loses his dick and the Garps lose a son.
TM
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Coinicidentally, this was the title of my college paper on the book. |
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