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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Here's a question.
Now that summer's here, women are wearing less. That is nice. Also, women have been getting more plastic surgery, so their bodies look much better in clothes. Also nice. Also, women now want to show off their asses, when they have them (as opposed to buying jeans that made everyone look like they have no ass, which sucked. Thank God that's no longer the style). Anyway, all this has led to more eye candy.
Let me add that I am older and getting more perveted by the day.
When I walk down the street, I now automatically scope and assess each woman I pass. This is nothing new. I'm sure I did it to some degree all my life. The difference is, now I make a mental note as to whether I would fuck whoever I see.
Here is an example of what goes on in my head (and this happened just a little while ago at lunch):
"Yes."
"No."
"No way."
"Not a chance."
"Yes."
"Oh, hell yeah."
"Uh, no."
"Hmmm. Maybe."
"Bleh. No."
"Damn. Yez."
Etc.
Does anyone else do this? Is it a guy thing? A perveted TM thing? I can't stop. Someone buy me a lunchbox.
TM
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Are you really asking this question? Its like asking "Anybody else masturbate?" I've gone several blocks out of my way to find out what the front side of a great ass looks like.
We all know how guys check chicks out. Its easy to spot (head turn, jerking pupils to expand peripheral vision, etc....). What I'd like to know is how chicks check guys out. Girls I know have asked me about friends of mine that they think are hot at bars and I'll say "I didn't know you you were interested" and the chick will say "I was totally checking him out, but you can't spot a girl checking a guy out." And they're right. Chicks have eyeballs in the back of their heads or something. Guys try to hide it, but you always inevitably get caught staring. I have never had a male friend say "Hey, I caught this chick checking out my package". How do chicks pull that shit off?
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