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Not Exactly the Razzies, But ...
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Originally posted by ilikenewsocks
Tom Wolfe wins award for bad sex prose (spree: CNN, but contains words your censor might not like)
What I want to know is how, exactly, a sentence can be both "ghastly" and "boring".
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I think "Slither slither slither slither went the tongue" works with both adjectives nicely.
ETA: Wolfe beat out the guy who describes a man-eating vagina like this: "(It was) like a large exotic mushroom in the fork of a tree, a little pleasure dome if ever I've seen one, where Alph the sacred river ran down to a tideless sea. No, not tideless. Her tides were convulsive, an ebb and flow that could take you very far, far back, before hurling you out, wildly and triumphantly, on a ribbed and windswept beach without end."
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