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08-17-2005, 06:04 PM
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#1426
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: i put on my robe and wizard hat
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Question for GWNC
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Mine stayed enlarged for over 4 hours.
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Painful erections are funny.
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I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet.
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08-17-2005, 06:07 PM
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#1427
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Question for GWNC
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I have impressive geography.
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Yes, you have a fine map.
Cue Hank's "come on a plane" bit.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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08-17-2005, 06:09 PM
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#1428
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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Question for GWNC
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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Painful erections are funny.
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It didn't seem that painful, though he did beg me to let him come. Begged me several times. While writhing. |
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08-17-2005, 06:19 PM
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#1429
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
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Question for GWNC
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
It didn't seem that painful, though he did beg me to let him come. Begged me several times. While writhing.
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Fucking altoids.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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08-17-2005, 07:08 PM
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Moderasaurus Rex
Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 33,076
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Fucking Hilarious Movies
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I liked Anchorman the first and second times I watched it. For some reason, people got together and decided to hate it. Probably a quirk of timing (too many Ferrell vehicles in release at the time). Or maybe people were accustomed to sheer brilliance from that crew of stars (Old School). I don’t know.... but I liked Anchorman.
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I expected it to be great because of the Sports Guy's recommendation. It was not without some good bits. Maybe if I'd been expecting something lousy, I would have been pleasantly surprised.
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Gravity's Rainbow is one of the very few books that I put down before getting 50 pages into it. That list only contains about 5 books, with The Brothers Karamazov at the top.
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OK, now this is getting unnecessarily personal. Step off.
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“It was fortunate that so few men acted according to moral principle, because it was so easy to get principles wrong, and a determined person acting on mistaken principles could really do some damage." - Larissa MacFarquhar
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08-17-2005, 07:10 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: i put on my robe and wizard hat
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Fucking Hilarious Movies
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Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
I expected it to be great because of the Sports Guy's recommendation. It was not without some good bits. Maybe if I'd been expecting something lousy, I would have been pleasantly surprised.
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That's why I tell all my girlfriends that I'm impotent and smell bad. Underpromise and overacheive, baby.
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I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet.
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08-17-2005, 07:19 PM
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#1432
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Important Announcement
I wish to congratulate board regular Paigow Princess for hitting the 6000 mark. She expressed that she is proud that she used #6000 in a benevolent and kind way.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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08-17-2005, 07:23 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
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This could be you
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
The food-enhancing-sex bit worked in 9 1/2 Weeks.
And nowhere else.
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It did for Costanza.
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08-17-2005, 07:25 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
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This could be you
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
That said, I'm always up for something new. Anyone have any suggestions for what I should cook for balt next time he's in town?
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Yez. His bunny rabbit.
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08-17-2005, 09:26 PM
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
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Who is this?
Some guy needs a kidney: http://www.cnn.com/2005/SHOWBIZ/TV/0....ap/index.html
I've never heard of this guy and I read all of the trashy magazines and watch E! regularly. I have the creepy feeling he is using this whole "diseased kidney" thing to try to garner name recognition. "Red carpet regular"? Please.
Is that harsh? |
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08-17-2005, 09:29 PM
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Livin' a Lie!
Join Date: May 2003
Posts: 2,098
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This could be you
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Then Google "The Knot" and the word "dog."
Made for some great double entendres.
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Oh my fucking god. First get naked, then finger the dog using KY. Quick, who can I sign up for this email letter? |
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08-17-2005, 11:19 PM
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Moderasaurus Rex
Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 33,076
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Fucking Hilarious Movies
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Originally posted by Penske_Account
And that is exactly my point. The deletions have tainted the milestone. (speaking of which, CONFIDENTIAL TO TY: 2001 Columbia Winery Milestone Merlot last night. You know which glass I used).
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Last night: 2003 Joel Gott cabernet sauvignon -- quite nice, and only $15.
Tonight: 2003 Three Thieves zinfandel -- $9.95 cheap for a 1 liter jug.
Wine geeks will note that Joel Gott is one of the three thieves.
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“It was fortunate that so few men acted according to moral principle, because it was so easy to get principles wrong, and a determined person acting on mistaken principles could really do some damage." - Larissa MacFarquhar
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08-18-2005, 01:16 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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Who is this?
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Some guy needs a kidney: http://www.cnn.com/2005/SHOWBIZ/TV/0....ap/index.html
I've never heard of this guy and I read all of the trashy magazines and watch E! regularly. I have the creepy feeling he is using this whole "diseased kidney" thing to try to garner name recognition. "Red carpet regular"? Please.
Is that harsh?
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It was uncharacteristically mild. You changed "red carpet mainstay" to "red carpet regular." Or they changed the article.
ETA he looks like he might be in Kajagoogoo.
Last edited by ltl/fb; 08-18-2005 at 01:24 AM..
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08-18-2005, 02:04 AM
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Glasgow, natch.
Posts: 2,807
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From Apprentice to Bond Company Stooge
I heard today that Jennifer, runner up on last season's Apprentice (3?), was hired at Santa Monica entertainment law boutique Barnes Morris Klein York etc. etc. and etc. Has anybody else heard that? If so, I wonder if she'll be exempt from the standard shitty treatment they usually give their new lawyers (paralegal or equivalent title, <$50,000/year). I gots to know.
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08-18-2005, 02:09 AM
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Glasgow, natch.
Posts: 2,807
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Question for GWNC
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
That's just in New Brunswick.*
*joke that only str8 will get. Yay!
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C'est great to etre officially constitutionally bilingue, especially when on est down a Moncton.
By the way, the Canadian constitution is really fucking retarded.
Excuse me, Charter of Rights and Freedoms. |
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