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08-18-2005, 06:21 PM
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Excuse me, your Freudian slip is showing.
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
If the sex is really good, you're both too exhausted to notice the wet spot.
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There's that and you should always plan on having that kind of sex on her side.
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08-18-2005, 06:21 PM
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It's a boy
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Gack. Preston? Preston Spears or Preston Federline? Both just awful.
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Preston, like "Prestone." Classy-like, like the anti-freeze K-Fed's momma used to huff behind the septic shed.
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08-18-2005, 06:23 PM
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Appalaichan Trail
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Excuse me, your Freudian slip is showing.
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Bullshit, you mean you're too drunk and she feels too dirty to comment.
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You think? |
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08-18-2005, 06:25 PM
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Excuse me, your Freudian slip is showing.
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I hate mattress pads. Why have a nice mattress if you're just going to ruin the feel with a mattress pad?
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Nice mattress pads aren't like the rubber sheets you needed back when you were 15 and were still wettting the bed the wrong way. |
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08-18-2005, 06:25 PM
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Excuse me, your Freudian slip is showing.
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Originally posted by dtb
You think?
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Shifter already admitted it. He's a selfish lover.
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08-18-2005, 06:27 PM
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I am beyond a rank!
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Excuse me, your Freudian slip is showing.
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Shifter already admitted it. He's a selfish lover.
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I guess that should go in the dossier.
When the science experiment has concluded, I will confirm or refute. |
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08-18-2005, 06:27 PM
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Excuse me, your Freudian slip is showing.
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Well, sincce you kicked in the door for me...
We call that the "green towel" (no significance to the color green - it just happened to be green).
In the spirit of disgusting stiff fluid stained fabrics, a buddy of mine kept a sock in his car which he used to masturbate on long trips. He similarly washed it only after it became sufficently stiff. Nasty item. I was always afraid it might have been near me when I rode in his car.
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Dude, you and your "buddies" share way to fucking much.
I clerked for the state in law school. There was a paralegal there who dealt with lots of prison issues. When an inmate acted up and got shipped off to some wherever misbehaving prisoners got sent, their stuff would be inventoried. The para kept seeing a woman's name (betty or something) on the inventories. She finally asked a guard what it meant. It was, apparently, the inmate's vaseline-filled sock. Maybe your buddy had done time.
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Drinking gin from a jam jar.
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08-18-2005, 06:29 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2003
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Excuse me, your Freudian slip is showing.
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Shifter already admitted it. He's a selfish lover.
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Only on the internet.
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08-18-2005, 06:30 PM
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Excuse me, your Freudian slip is showing.
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Originally posted by dtb
I guess that should go in the dossier.
When the science experiment has concluded, I will confirm or refute.
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I suggest gin to overcome the body odor. They say he meets your nose about a minute before he meets your eyes.
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08-18-2005, 06:30 PM
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Excuse me, your Freudian slip is showing.
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Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
Dude, you and your "buddies" share way to fucking much.
I clerked for the state in law school. There was a paralegal there who dealt with lots of prison issues. When an inmate acted up and got shipped off to some wherever misbehaving prisoners got sent, their stuff would be inventoried. The para kept seeing a woman's name (betty or something) on the inventories. She finally asked a guard what it meant. It was, apparently, the inmate's vaseline-filled sock. Maybe your buddy had done time.
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Does this remind anyone else of Hank and Fringey?
If you really think about it, it's kind of sweet.
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08-18-2005, 06:32 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
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FASHION QUESTION & OBSERVATION
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Originally posted by dtb
Excellent report, NFH. Thank you.
However, if Gwen wears them, I'm taking them back.
That bitch.
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Keep the jeans. I consider Gwen's current album to be merely an aberration, and continue to think of her as the person who co-wrote "Just A Girl." |
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08-18-2005, 06:33 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2003
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Excuse me, your Freudian slip is showing.
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I suggest gin to overcome the body odor. They say he meets your nose about a minute before he meets your eyes.
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Only because you gave me a defective kidney. Fucking asshole.
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08-18-2005, 06:36 PM
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Excuse me, your Freudian slip is showing.
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I suggest gin to overcome the body odor. They say he meets your nose about a minute before he meets your eyes.
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What do I do with the gin? Spray it on him? Drink it? Both? |
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08-18-2005, 06:37 PM
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Excuse me, your Freudian slip is showing.
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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Does this remind anyone else of Hank and Fringey?
If you really think about it, it's kind of sweet.
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I've been wrong before, but I don't think Fringey is a sock. No opinion on the vasaline-filled part, though.
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08-18-2005, 06:38 PM
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FASHION QUESTION & OBSERVATION
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Originally posted by Not Bob
Keep the jeans. I consider Gwen's current album to be merely an aberration, and continue to think of her as the person who co-wrote "Just A Girl."
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Not Bob, I usually agree with your taste in music (even some of the sensitive female folk stuff) but that song is obnoxious. It's repetitive and it doesn't go anywhere.
Besides, Gwen is a bitch.
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