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08-25-2005, 10:23 AM
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#2476
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Really. I have never liked sex in or around the water. Sex on a boat or canoe, fine. Sex in a tent near a beach, fine. Sex in a bathtub or shower, not good. Sex on a beach, not good.
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Hmm. I am totally on board with the beach sex ban, but I think you should know that I am all about the shower sex (bathtub sex, not so much). Is this our first tiff? I hope we can work around this somehow because I've enjoyed being your internet girlfriend. |
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08-25-2005, 10:24 AM
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#2477
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
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Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Really. I have never liked sex in or around the water. Sex on a boat or canoe, fine. Sex in a tent near a beach, fine. Sex in a bathtub or shower, not good. Sex on a beach, not good.
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2. No, 3. 4 even. Sex on the beach is awful, particularly if you can taste the Boone's Farm and St. St. Ides slurry coming up your throat as you try to overcome the pain of the sand rubbing your skin, hopelessly trying to wring even a hint of sensation of out of your
ethanol numbed member... All the while thinking “I don’t know her well enough to pull out and finish the job myself... or do I? She looks familiar. Who’s cousin is she? Did she puke on herself? What’s that acidic smell? Don't puke on her... hold it back. Hollllddddd. Itttttt. Back..."
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08-25-2005, 10:27 AM
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Hmm. I am totally on board with the beach sex ban, but I think you should know that I am all about the shower sex (bathtub sex, not so much). Is this our first tiff? I hope we can work around this somehow because I've enjoyed being your internet girlfriend.
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I think we can work it out. Girl shower sex would be fine.
Phew!! |
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08-25-2005, 10:27 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
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New Rule
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Originally posted by Gattigap
Everybody stop arguing about whether you or your opponent "whiffed."
There are few things that make this place sound more incestuous, introverted, and plain pathetic than watching posters snip at each other over who got the fucking joke, what the joke was originally about, or whether there was one in the first place.
If you're that emotionally involved in whether either you, or your opponent of the moment, "whiffed," you need to stop, smell your own goddamned post, and realize that what you just wrote carries more geeky odor than a Dungeons & Dragons convention.
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I don't get it.
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08-25-2005, 10:27 AM
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
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"Full Figured"
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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I would like to know what this term means to this board.
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Anywhere between Voluptuous and Obese.
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08-25-2005, 10:32 AM
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#2481
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
Posts: 86,145
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"Full Figured"
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Anywhere between Voluptuous and Obese.
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Can a guy be full figured?
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08-25-2005, 10:36 AM
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#2482
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
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"Full Figured"
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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I would like to know what this term means to this board.
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The first time I heard that was on a bra commercial where some old actress said "We full figured gals need more support." She wasn't fat, so I take it as "large breasted."
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08-25-2005, 10:44 AM
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
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"Full Figured"
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Can a guy be full figured?
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I guess, but a man cannot be voluptuous.
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08-25-2005, 10:54 AM
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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"Full Figured"
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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I would like to know what this term means to this board.
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In some contexts I think it means big TITS!! In others it is a euphemism for "fat." |
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08-25-2005, 11:17 AM
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#2485
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
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"Full Figured"
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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I would like to know what this term means to this board.
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Depends on context. Sometimes it means this:
but mostly it means this:
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08-25-2005, 11:23 AM
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#2486
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Rageaholic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: On the margins.
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"Full Figured"
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
The first time I heard that was on a bra commercial where some old actress said "We full figured gals need more support." She wasn't fat, so I take it as "large breasted."
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Me too. In its original context, this was the "full-figured" gal.
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08-25-2005, 11:24 AM
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#2487
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Rageaholic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: On the margins.
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Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I think we can work it out. Girl shower sex would be fine.
Phew!!
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Same-sexist fuck.
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08-25-2005, 11:26 AM
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#2488
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Livin' a Lie!
Join Date: May 2003
Posts: 2,098
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Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
. Sex on a beach, not good.
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Beats jackin' off on a beach. |
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08-25-2005, 11:30 AM
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#2489
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
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Quote:
Originally posted by pony_trekker
Beats jackin' off on a beach.
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Spoken like someone who has never experienced a sandy vagina. |
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08-25-2005, 11:31 AM
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#2490
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[intentionally omitted]
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
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Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Spoken like someone who has never experienced a sandy vagina.
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Translation: I fucked paigow.
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