Drive fast, live hard, no regrets... Sorry Penske

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Nope. She has crossed into the Spinster Nation. Someone better improve the quality of our board mottoes, or this trajectory may never come to be.

Is anyone under 30?

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Oh jesus, you don't have an expectant wife do you?

No. Jesus, you jump to conclusions quick. I just know the system's got me by the short hairs.

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Oh jesus, you don't have an expectant wife do you?

Not that he knows of.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Is anyone under 30?

I'm 29 on the internet.

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
No. Jesus, you jump to conclusions quick. I just know the system's got me by the short hairs.

I guess that means that the system has given me a Brazillian, as Mrs. dL is, in fact, expecting.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
tip the strippers well and keep your mouth shut.

good advice. Spot on. The beers are a toonie a pop and no cover, so there will be lots of tipping.

Generally in Canada I try to respect the local customs and not be a loudmouthed american type, boc I am an honourary citizen of the town in question, so i should be okay.

Originally posted by Not Bob
This, though, is even funnier:

• When her first album was repackaged as "Songs of Love" an edited version of the song was included. Many found the spoken bridge in the original to be too feminist and it was edited out.

Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

I am amused by the use of the word "many", given that I thought Not Bob and I were the only two who knew this song. To find there is literature critiquing it is even more troubling. Was this an American Studies Thesis at some third tier school?

[baltassoc]

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
I guess that means that the system has given me a Brazillian, as Mrs. dL is, in fact, expecting.

Wow! Congratulations. (I think)

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
No. Jesus, you jump to conclusions quick. I just know the system's got me by the short hairs.

I don't know how you have managed to avoid it thus far.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
I am amused by the use of the word "many", given that I thought Not Bob and I were the only two who knew this song. To find there is literature critiquing it is even more troubling. Was this an American Studies Thesis at some third tier school?

Why would you think you and NotBob were the only ones who knew this song?

[dtb]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Shit, I am going to have to watch this again. I didnt catch where one of the boys was gay. But I would guess it was Anthony. He was cuter and niceer.

I would say Claire had no kids based on her photo collection, (though there was a pic of some guy I didnt recognize), the fact that she wed at at leat 42 (don't see her as a mantrapper), and that she lived to 102. What happened to Ted?

I think it was Anthony, because it showed Durrell learning from David about being a mortician in the montage, and then later at Ruth's funeral, has one of the boys (I think) standing with David sort of in the role as funeral director, which I suppose was meant to indicate that Durrell went into the family business.

What confused me was the showing of (who I guess is) Anthony at Ruth's funeral next to Keith -- who didn't look any older.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
I repopularized the word "douchebag". I also named Sequels. This stroy would not have been as good wthout me. I think we need an official Paigow Day to commemorate my years of contributions to the vernacular of this place.

2!

[dtb]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Please look at the link I posted. And then it will all be clearer.

btw, I cried all the way from the whole "To Nate" thing until the end. And I loved when Claire took the picture of everyone on the porch and Nate told her "You can't take a picture of this. It's already gone." Best series finale ever.

I didn't get that (Nate's whisper to Claire). It was a fantastic finale. I am still thinking about it days later. The ending montage was so well done, and such a good idea.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
I am amused by the use of the word "many", given that I thought Not Bob and I were the only two who knew this song. To find there is literature critiquing it is even more troubling. Was this an American Studies Thesis at some third tier school?

fyi, it is bar none the #1 top worldwide most favorite song of drag queens. I am surprised you did not realize its popularity.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by spookyfish
Okay. So this coming weekend, I may or may not be involved in certain traditional festivities involving a friend of mine from law school, which may or may not involve me getting up in front of a group of people who may or may not be drunk and speaking about/giving best wishes to said friend and said friend's significant other. Did I mention that the group of people of whom I am speaking may or may not be friends or relatives of my friend and said friend's significant other? Did I also mention that I don't actually know many of these people besides said friend and said friend's significant other?

I am a little rusty in terms of what makes a good speech/best wishes message for such an event, and I'm interested in hearing any suggestions about how this might be as meaningful/painless for everybody as possible.

Did I also mention that I may or may not be drunk by then and I am trying to avoid any catastrophes of Costanzian proportions?

Any advice is greatly appreciated.

Avoid any mention of having fucked the bride if at all possible. Other than that, I am reminded of the old saying about what makes for a great sermon: Strong beginning, strong finish, as few words as possible in between.