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08-26-2005, 12:32 PM
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#2941
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
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Something I learned from SportsGuy's mailbag
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
The commercial has literally been running on ESPN for over ten years. If you don't watch sports, you won't understand it.
Plus, you are stupid.
Happy Friday!
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I don't get "Happy Friday."
If you want to not insult, then don't. If you want to insult, then do. But insulting, then making this "when in Rome..." type apology- I just don't think it seemly.
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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08-26-2005, 12:33 PM
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#2942
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
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Something I learned from SportsGuy's mailbag
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
You are more of a dumbass that I ever thought. Kudos.
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QED. This is how someone who really wants to insult plays the same card.
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
Last edited by Hank Chinaski; 08-26-2005 at 01:35 PM..
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08-26-2005, 12:38 PM
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#2943
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
Posts: 11,627
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Something I learned from SportsGuy's mailbag
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I wanted to make sure you didn't think I was exaggerating.
For example, if you were to say "I have taken it in the ass hundreds of times", I would think you might be exaggerating. However, if you said "I have literally taken it in the ass hundreds of times", I would not think you were exaggerating and would believe that you have actually taken it in the ass hundreds of times.
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Do you count anal DPs as one time or two?
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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08-26-2005, 12:38 PM
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#2944
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,749
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Something I learned from SportsGuy's mailbag
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I don't get "Happy Friday."
If you want to not insult, then don't. If you want to insult, then do. But insulting, then making this "when in Rome..." type apology- I just don't think it seemly.
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I wanted to insult BECAUSE it's Friday. Cause and effect.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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08-26-2005, 12:38 PM
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#2945
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,749
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Something I learned from SportsGuy's mailbag
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
You are more of a dumbass that I ever thought. Kudos.
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Unpossible. One cannot get any dumber than me. Unless you are SS.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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08-26-2005, 12:39 PM
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#2946
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Do I win a date with dtb for this?
Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
However, if you said "I have literally taken it in the ass hundreds of times", I would not think you were exaggerating and would believe that you have actually taken it in the ass hundreds of times.
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Misplaced modifier. It would mean you have had actual (not figurative) anal penetration, and have done so, figuratively, hundreds of times.
You were looking for "I have taken it in the ass literally hundreds of times." Or, if you really want precision, "I have literally taken it in the ass literally hundreds of times." Or you could shorten it down to "Just stick it in my ass already." |
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08-26-2005, 12:39 PM
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#2947
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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Something I learned from SportsGuy's mailbag
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Originally posted by Penske_Account
Do you count anal DPs as one time or two?
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You are the Camus of DPs.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
Last edited by Did you just call me Coltrane?; 08-26-2005 at 12:43 PM..
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08-26-2005, 12:41 PM
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#2948
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Something I learned from SportsGuy's mailbag
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Unpossible. One cannot get any dumber than me. Unless you are SS.
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We are metaphorically neck and neck.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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08-26-2005, 12:42 PM
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#2949
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Appalaichan Trail
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Do I win a date with dtb for this?
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Originally posted by fnordfnordhummingbird
Misplaced modifier. It would mean you have had actual (not figurative) anal penetration, and have done so, figuratively, hundreds of times.
You were looking for "I have taken it in the ass literally hundreds of times." Or, if you really want precision, "I have literally taken it in the ass literally hundreds of times." Or you could shorten it down to "Just stick it in my ass already."
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Impressive!
How are you at other things? |
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08-26-2005, 12:49 PM
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,280
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Do I win a date with dtb for this?
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Originally posted by dtb
Impressive!
How are you at other things?
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Look out SS, it looks like she has a wandering eye.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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08-26-2005, 12:53 PM
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Appalaichan Trail
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Do I win a date with dtb for this?
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Look out SS, it looks like she has a wandering eye.
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I don't think it's my eye he's worried about. |
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08-26-2005, 12:54 PM
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#2952
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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Do I win a date with dtb for this?
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Look out SS, it looks like she has a wandering eye.
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She's just punishing SS for being AWOL by flirting with others. |
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08-26-2005, 12:57 PM
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#2953
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
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Do I win a date with dtb for this?
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Originally posted by dtb
I don't think it's my eye he's worried about.
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Doesn't matter where you get your appetite as long as you eat at home.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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08-26-2005, 12:58 PM
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#2954
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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Do I win a date with dtb for this?
Quote:
Originally posted by fnordfnordhummingbird
Misplaced modifier. It would mean you have had actual (not figurative) anal penetration, and have done so, figuratively, hundreds of times.
You were looking for "I have taken it in the ass literally hundreds of times." Or, if you really want precision, "I have literally taken it in the ass literally hundreds of times." Or you could shorten it down to "Just stick it in my ass already."
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So he wanted me to be sure to know that the ad had been running, not walking?
What a dumbass. |
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08-26-2005, 01:00 PM
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#2955
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Registered User
Join Date: Aug 2005
Posts: 188
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Something I learned from SportsGuy's mailbag
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
We are metaphorically neck and neck.
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Both these posters leave when they can't pass the minimum IQ test that Paigow sets up when she takes over the Forum. Incredibly they try and "help" each other study.
It turns out to be about as effective as asking Hank for tips on social interaction.
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