Drive fast, live hard, no regrets... Sorry Penske

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
And one thing about having a dying practice/career is that it does become easier to get away.

True dat. I can go anywhere within walking distance and stay there as long as the box holds up any time I want.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Hot chicks don't dig math?

Wanna tell that to whoever is bangin Eva Silverstein?


Eva Silverstein with her favorite equations

So I went to see The Aristocrats last night, and apparently the whole back of the theater was filled with physics grad students, since Robin Williams' line about muons got more laughs than anything else.

I don't recall anyone talking about it here -- I'm sure you did, NFH, no need to run down the post -- so I will recommend it highly. Very funny, and unbelievably tasteless, in the service of the humor of course. Inter alia, the best Christopher Walken imitation I've seen.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
I'm a 4 hour drive from the end of my cock. I have that going for me.

After even 3 hours you're supposed to see a doctor.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
I'm a 4 hour drive from the end of my cock. I have that going for me.

Must be kind of hard, though, not being able to clean the morning-quickie cum stains off until sometime after the afternoon coffee break.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
What's it like to be good at law and sucessful? Is it stressful?

not really.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Sweet pea, some students actually care about the quality of the educational experience. Like, what doctors they are working with when doing their rotations.

Did you go to Yale?

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Did you go to Yale?

I'm not saying *I* care about the quality of my educational experience. But rotations might actually teach something useful, unlike any part of law school.

It's cold in CT.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I'm not saying *I* care about the quality of my educational experience. But rotations might actually teach something useful, unlike any part of law school.

It's cold in CT.

That is completely nonresponsive. You are not helping at all. By saying that it is cold in CT, do you mean to say that you went to Yale and know that it is cold in CT, or are you saying that because it is cold in CT, you would not go to Yale?

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
That is completely nonresponsive. You are not helping at all. By saying that it is cold in CT, do you mean to say that you went to Yale and know that it is cold in CT, or are you saying that because it is cold in CT, you would not go to Yale?

The latter.

It's like you don't even know me.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I'm not saying *I* care about the quality of my educational experience. But rotations might actually teach something useful, unlike any part of law school.

It's cold in CT.

You're just saying the doctors in Houston suck because you know RT isn't here to respond.

[fringey's anal prong]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
The latter.

It's like you don't even know me.

Oh, I know you.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Can I just say how disappointed I am that it's September? That blows.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
Can I just say how disappointed I am that it's September? That blows.

No, it doesn't. Cooler air is good.

Now, if you want to talk about how it blows that it's two-thousand-and-fucking-FIVE, go right ahead.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
Can I just say how disappointed I am that it's September? That blows.

Agreed.

Today I have been dating my boyfriend for six months. And I have not managed to mantrap him yet, dammit.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
Can I just say how disappointed I am that it's September? That blows.

You may not be so disappointed when you realize how important a month September is. Many significant moments have happened in September, according toThis Month in UFO History. For example, MIBs first appeared in September 1953:

"September 1953 - MIBs (Men In Black) First Appear

It was in September 1953, that three agents of a silence group made their first in-person visit. Albert K. Bender, who had organized an international flying-saucer bureau, was their target.

According to ufologist Gray Barker, Bender had received certain data which he felt provided the missing pieces for a theory concerning the origin of flying saucers. Bender wrote down his thesis and sent it off to a friend he felt he could trust. When the three men appeared at Benders door, one of them held that letter in his hand.

The three men told Bender that among the many saucer researchers he had been the one to stumble upon the correct answer to the flying saucer enigma. Then they filled him in on the details. Bender became ill. He was unable to eat for three days.

UFO investigators Dominik Lucchesi and August C. Roberts called on Bender and encouraged him to break his silence concerning the mysterious men in black.

'They were pretty rough with me,' Bender told them, 'Two men did all the talking and the other kept watching me all the time they were here. He didn't take his eyes off me.'

Bender went on to say that when people found out the truth about flying saucers there would be dramatic changes in all things. Science, especially would suffer a major blow. Political structures would topple. Mass confusion would reign. Roberts and Lucchesi kept chipping away at Benders wall of silence, but to most of their queries they received only a noncommittal 'I cannot answer that'. (source:
http://www.paranormalghostsociety.org/Mib.htm )"

I suspect that you, as a Liberal who automatically opposes SDI because you hate America, simply dislike September because it is also the month that Reagan told the UN that SDI would protect us against alien invasion:

"September 17, 1987 - President Reagan's UN Speech Mentions Alien Invasion

While hawking his SDI (Strategic Defense Initiative) plan for space platforms capable of knocking out intercontinental ballistic missles, President Ronald Reagan shocked the world by suggesting, in rather blunt terms, that such space-based defenses would also assist in repelling an attack from aliens from another world. 'Our differences, worldwide, would vanish if we were facing an alien threat from outside this world.' ( Click Here to hear AUDIO of this statement, 48k WAV file -- Opening of the 42nd session of the United Nations). Addressing officials in Russia on February 16, 1987, Mikhail Gorbachev disclosed that Reagan had raised the issue of a possible extraterrestrial invasion of Earth during the Geneva Summit on November 18-20. 'I shall not dispute the hypothesis,' said Gorbachev, 'though I think it's early yet to worry about such an intrusion.' Similar attributed quotes from Reagan at other times confirmed this notion he had of a threat from 'outside this world.' Film director Steven Spielberg even previewed his movie 'E.T.' for the Reagan's at the White House movie-room, where the President commented to Steven privately during the film, 'There are probably only a handful of people in this room that really understand how true this really is.' Reagan also had a UFO experience of his own, which he blathered to one reporter in a moment of typically Reaganesque absentminded candor, but during the story his face was overtaken by a look of horror, realizing he was speaking to a reporter. He never mentioned it again. He probably had a sudden flash of Jimmy Carter in a boat being attacked by a giant, swimming rabbit and Carter exiting the White House! (Carter also admitted having seen a UFO)."