Fashion Board 4-6-04 to 5-7-04

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?

Damn those fat people and their wonderful, magical eyes.

Not appropriate as a board motto, but a nice turn of phrase nevertheless. Well done, DYJCMC.

Anyhoooooo, I'm not sure where the jockeys are coming from on this one. They're threatening to boycott the Kentucky Derby if not allowed to wear ads on their pants. I don't know much about what governs the owner-jockey relationship, other than that they're hired on a race-by-race basis, and it's probably like an independent contractor relationship. Jockeys have to wear the uniform of the owner, and presumably those uniforms don't involve advertising. I think if jockeys showed up wearing ads, they'd be in breach, and those jockeys who refused to ride would also be in breach.

http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=stor...ockeys_lawsuit

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by bilmore
Ya know, you get up, bang your head on the ceiling, and you're cranky all the rest of the day.

And no one else believed I was 6' 11".

TM

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Look, thurgreed, all I'm saying is that if there's a naked me and a naked ABBA in the same room, it would be absurd that we would be on separate couches. Think about it.

I have. (Trust me.)

But, I didn't want to let MR off the hook so easy.

TM

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I have. (Trust me.)

But, I didn't want to let MR off the hook so easy.

TM

MR told me he wants his stool back.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
MR told me he wants his stool back.

When it was RT's sister peeing on someone, it was enough removed from actual people on this board that it didn't reach the level of inducing vomiting. But when it's two posters exchanging poop, well, that produces mental images even beyond Wanker spitting into the cooking marsala sauce after snowballing with his wife.

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I get a kick that someone who lives in Minnesota feels as superior about anything as you. (Although it is pretty nice during that 3 week stretch that you guys call summer.)

TM

Hey Thurgreed.
Remember back in October when I wrote on here that Contreras was done?

Contreras is done.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
that produces mental images even beyond Wanker spitting into the cooking marsala sauce after snowballing with his wife.

No it doesn't.

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Thank you for reminding me. For today, a new avatar in celebration.

edited to note that the avatar doesn't really match the writing, but we know he [Jerome] is maple-flavored - perhaps he's a slut too - one can only hope.

I hate to dash your hopes, but reports I have read indicate that off the ice he is a nice, sweet, religious young man. Which seems (at least the religious part) inconsistent with sluttishness.

Then again, he hasn't seen your "Best in Toronto" gams yet. Perhaps (in the finals?) you will get a chance to find out.

[Mister_Ruysbroeck]

Originally posted by dtb
Yet another shining example of how punctuation solves people's problems.

You're not suggesting my comma was misplaced, are you?

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
And no one else believed I was 6' 11".

TM

I invented being 6' 11" on this board.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
No it doesn't.

Yikes. I hope this doesn't mean you've eaten at his house? Without being aware of all the ingredients in the special sauce?

If you don't think you can make it to the bathroom in time, stay put and aim for the trashcan when you start vomiting uncontrollably.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Dave
Seen this morning while paying large amounts of $$$ for gas: One incredibly ancient couple, were easily into their 90s. Wife stayed in the car, husband moved around okay but only considering his age.

Their vehicle of choice? A newish, jet black V-8 Chevy Camaro.

WTF? Did they stop making Buicks and Crown Vics or something? If you're going to have a midlife crisis and buy your teenage wet dream vehicle, why wait until you're 90ish?

Very disappointed that he didn't lay rubber leaving the station.

Well, they are sol on replacing that baby with a shiny new Olds Cutlass.

[Monstrosity]

Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
Ty, I can manually change your name in the database on this new account back to what it used to be, if you'd like. Let me know.

OK. Will advise.

Originally posted by leagl
Alas poor Ty....

"....I knew him, Horatio; a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy."

SO someoene told me about tthis "vote for the worst" website aimed at getting John Stevens to win. I dont know what kind of mojo it ahs but the fact that it exists makes me not want to vote for him anymore. I dont want to help out those losers. at least they have only had middling succes in the past and may not be the reason JS is rocking, though it couldnt be hurting him any. bummer. i hate when reality is rigged.

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I invented being 6' 11" on this board.

What does this mean? Is it like a certain time of day at like twenty after four? Is is like a certain speed on the highway slightly less than 70 mph?