Fringey's taut-abbed painter

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by mmm3587
However it's spelt, Canada should tell the British about it.

I like spelt almost as much as I like bulgar.

[LessinSF]

Re Jonathan and Victoria on TAR, if her skin gets any worse from his pockmark-creating acid-spittle and her face lift slides anymore, I may have to stop jacking off to the January 1996 issue of Playboy.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Yes!! Posts in both official languages make me feel right at home. Like I'm 5 years old at the kitchen table reading the cereal box (Free!! Gratuit!!; Honey and Nuts; Miel et Noix, (you get the idea))

(vous comprendez l'idée)

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by LessinSF
Re Jonathan and Victoria on TAR, if her skin gets any worse from his pockmark-creating acid-spittle and her face lift slides anymore, I may have to stop jacking off to the January 1996 issue of Playboy.

TAR website says she's 32. 32! I'll pass on having her body as a 20-something if I get to keep my face as a 30-something.

PS. There is some popularity vote on TAR website and it currently lists Jon/Victoria popularity at 14%. No one else is under 50%.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by LessinSF
Re Jonathan and Victoria on TAR, if her skin gets any worse from his pockmark-creating acid-spittle and her face lift slides anymore, I may have to stop jacking off to the January 1996 issue of Playboy.

You can start jacking off to Jenny McCarthy again. I was pleasantly surprised by her new pics.

And the article about jazz cds and which company makes the best scotch snifters and cigar choppers was fascinating.

Somebody shoot Heffner and get a new editor for that rag. Old Yeller's way past his sell by date.

[Mister_Ruysbroeck]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Did someone hit you over the head forcing you to forget who you actually are? Do I need to have RB come pay you a little visit?

TM

Puh-lease, douche bag. Go back to watching your Tivo'd reality TV reruns.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield

You've since edited, but I was thinking that "scitch snifters" sounded vaguely pornographic. I was wondering what they're used for.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by mmm3587
I think giving them as a gift is creepy. I think that they are a little bit creepy in general, but moreso as a gift. Maybe it's not as big of a deal in the marriage context, when it's kind of an "our money" concept where they make decisions about large expenditures together, hopefully, but it's still creepy. Her comments about showing them off at Christmas parties plays into it, too. It's just a feeling, I guess.

It's not creepy. It's the same as any other gift. I'm sure she hinted at wanting them or outright asked for them. If that's the case, it's like any other gift.

If he bought them for her as a way of saying, "You suck, but these will make you better," it would be fucked up, but for the fact that she likes them so much she agreed to appear in the paper to express her excitement.

Originally posted by mmm3587
eta I don't know why you don't think that an offensive reaction to domestic abuse wouldn't offend me. How many people see shit like that on TV and adopt the moral attitude of the TV producers as their own? I mean, really, if TAR doesn't end up addressing the domestic abuse or violence going on in that relationship, how many people out there are going to get a hint that that kind of behaviour is an acceptable way for people to treat each other in a relationship?

Only the morons already predisposed to such behavior.

Besides, all we've seen so far is verbal abuse. That push was nothing without the verbal abuse leading up to it. If they had been messing around and he pushed her that hard, no one would be saying anything.*

There will always be a complete asshole on every season after it worked so well last season. They wanted to go further this time and I bet they were hoping all during filming that he wouldn't clock her. They just want you to think he might next episode.

TM

*This isn't to say that she doesn't get her ass beat on the regular at home. She has that beaten up face.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
You've since edited, but I was thinking that "scitch snifters" sounded vaguely pornographic. I was wondering what they're used for.

Sebby edits his posts? Time to revise my mental image of him again. Something slightly more toolish this time.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Did someone hit you over the head forcing you to forget who you actually are?
TM

He's just chaffed because he missed yesterday's salad tossing discussion.

BBQ or Ranch?

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
It's interesting how no matter how much of a shit you think someone is, they keep coming up with new and impressive ways to be a shit.

If we are going to do the Festivus pinning of an FBer, can we please aim it at the truly deserving? Like say, a certain narcissitic megalomaniacal mental midget in need of a stroke?

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Sebby edits his posts? Time to revise my mental image of him again. Something slightly more toolish this time.

Of course I edit. You think I can be coherent in one shot? \

RT: Funny, I thought "scitch snifter" sounded dirty myself.

ETA: Nice.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Its fine to shoot the shit about reality tv, but getting bent about such a show - or even providing in-depth moral analysis of such a show - is like pitching a fit because your McRib is overcooked.

Will you shut up? Of all the people to criticize someone's over-analysis of anything...

Jesus.

TM

[Mister_Ruysbroeck]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Of all the people to criticize someone's over-analysis of anything...

Jesus.

Jesus is free to do as he pleases. His birthday is coming up.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by mmm3587
Phil is nowhere near as cool as Anderson Cooper.

Does this mean you liked the Mole? Or are you just a 360 degree fan?

TM