Fringey's taut-abbed painter

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
(1) I'm still working/waiting for a response from a partner;
(2) There is no such thing as a sexually inappropriate comment on the FB;
(3) I'm basically married (live w/SO);
(4) We were clearly goofing around -- but even if we weren't, it's still fun;
(5) Paigow has a nice rack;
(6) I'm not that well-off;
(7) I regret nothing;
(8) A middle-aged man calling me "Dude" is creepy.
(9) Don't you worry, I will get good and drunk tonight. At my age, you start late and finish late.

when i was 29 i would have just said "fuck you gramps"

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski

On your deathbed you'll regret not making more of these last few dozen nights.

Do you know something we don't know about Coltrane's future? Why are they his last?

Or, you could go and see Springer, the Opera.....

LONDON - Months before coming to the United States, “Jerry Springer the Opera” is stirring up controversy in Britain.
The show, which contains up to 8,000 profanities and features tap-dancers dressed as Ku Klux Klan members and a showdown between Satan and a diaper-wearing Jesus, will be broadcast live on televisions across the country by the British Broadcasting Corp. on Saturday evening.

More than 20,000 people have complained to the public broadcaster and are planning protests outside BBC offices before the show is aired. HA!

But, to the horror of many parents and Christians, the BBC is standing firm, saying “it is the BBC's role to broadcast a range of programs that will appeal to all audiences — with very differing tastes and interests — present in the U.K. today." HA!


Based on the lurid Chicago talk show, the opera is an unlikely fusion of high art and trailer-trash culture.

Composer Richard Thomas explained how Springer’s program provided an ideal theme for an opera.

"It's got tragedy. It's got violence. There are people screaming at each other, and you can't understand what they're saying," he said.

"It's perfect for opera."

As Springer’s guests belt out their sexual exploits and sordid fetishes — in songs like “Chick with a D...” and “Eat Excrete” — the stage show explores society’s obsession with fame and its voyeuristic desire to revel in other people’s anguish.

The second half of the show features a Wagnerian descent into hell, where Springer presides over a battle of biblical proportions.

The Daily Mail reported 8,000 cases of swearing, while the Sun newspaper counted 3,168 uses of the “f” word and 297 “c” words. Someone counted?

The depiction of the Messiah as a fat, diapered man who sings he’s “a little bit gay” has driven Christians to inundate Web sites with messages urging believers to protest the screening.
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Dude, you're a 29 year old well-off single professional in one of the best bar cities in the country. what are you doing 5:30 Friday night? You are making sexually inappropriate comments to aging women over the internet.
On your deathbed you'll regret not making more of these last few dozen nights.

a) sounds like a certain agin man is jealous he has not seen my kournikovian plus rack . has phtoshopping lost its hotness?

b) I am timeless

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
I am so glad we are back together, baby. Sorry RP, looks like its tmie for the second string. Is mmmmmm still in the house?

All is well. I can go home now.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
when i was 29 i would have just said "fuck you gramps"

This is how I get myself in trouble. I've been saying "fuck you, gramps*" my whole life.

But I like the way you think. This is the best advice you've given all day.

*or dad, boss, soccer coach, starbucks barista, etc.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Dude, you're a 29 year old well-off single professional in one of the best bar cities in the country. what are you doing 5:30 Friday night? You are making sexually inappropriate comments to aging women over the internet.

All women are aging. So are you.

[Sidd Finch]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
when i was 29 i would have just said "fuck you gramps"

And what is it about you that makes you feel like an example of how the young'uns should live?

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Sidd Finch
And what is it about you that makes you feel like an example of how the young'uns should live?

His spray-on orange tan, of course!

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
All women are aging. So are you.

Well, some parts are, at least.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
His spray-on orange tan, of course!

I wish I had known it was "spray-on" tan. You just understand life better than the people I worked with back then fringe. Ain't no fooling you. do you mentor?

[NotFromHere]

My boyfriend, Brad, is finally leaving his wife. Yay!!



Pitt, 41, and Aniston, 35, have been together since being set up on a blind date in 1998. They were married in 2000 in a lavish wedding at a Malibu estate overlooking the Pacific Ocean. Some 200 people attended the wedding that included four bands, a gospel choir, fireworks and tens of thousands of flowers.

Maybe too much togetherness is a bad thing.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
a) sounds like a certain agin man is jealous he has not seen my kournikovian plus rack . has phtoshopping lost its hotness?

"kournikovian?" Oh. I apologize. Reading quickly, I thought it said Kevorkian.

[Seasonal Sock]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
My boyfriend, Brad, is finally leaving his wife.

AJ?

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Seasonal Sock
AJ?

I totally hope not. She's a little too psycho.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
My boyfriend, Brad, is finally leaving his wife. Yay!!



Pitt, 41, and Aniston, 35, have been together since being set up on a blind date in 1998. They were married in 2000 in a lavish wedding at a Malibu estate overlooking the Pacific Ocean. Some 200 people attended the wedding that included four bands, a gospel choir, fireworks and tens of thousands of flowers.

Maybe too much togetherness is a bad thing.

Nooooo, I liked them as a couple. They both seemed so nice. A little dim, but nice. And kind of golden and shiny, too.