Talk to me, Goose. Talk to me
Here's the Sport's Guy discussing the upcoming NFL season, Top Gun's "homoerotic overtones that make SNL's 'Ace and Gary' cartoon seem subtle by comparison", and how Top Gun is the king of the Secretly Terrible Good Movies... http://espn.go.com/page2/s/simmons/030904.html
My favorite: "Special kudos to Meg Ryan here for getting Cruise to make that "I'm trying to cry but I can't make the tears come, so I'll look like I'm taking a dump instead" face."
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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